Proving Ethan Writes Pantsu's Tweets and Texts Using Plagiarism Detection Algorithms - Using ghostdetect.com to perform gunt analysis on supposed 'May' posts

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I wonder if Ralph controlling her socials could be the reason Meigh decided to come back to Virginia. Someone as retarded and as terminally online as Meigh would actually be afraid of Ralph ruining her public image through her Twitter.
 
I wonder if Ralph controlling her socials could be the reason Meigh decided to come back to Virginia. Someone as retarded and as terminally online as Meigh would actually be afraid of Ralph ruining her public image through her Twitter.
Meigh is spineless, the Gunt most likely gave her some bullshit about how he was gonna use her account to promote the killstream and she ignores some of the shameless shit he does.
 
I wonder if Ralph controlling her socials could be the reason Meigh decided to come back to Virginia. Someone as retarded and as terminally online as Meigh would actually be afraid of Ralph ruining her public image through her Twitter.
I agree WutangLee above partially. There's not really anything dramatic happening. May isnt locked up in a basement, she isnt really being restricted shes just spineless and lets Ralph do whatever so if he tells her to give him access to her twitter so he can tailor his image she'd just go with it. She clearly still has access to her social media and uses it but Ralph freely posts on it as her too whenever he wants.
 
Well the great thing about these algorithms is that word choice isn't the biggest part of its analysis, we could remove ralphisms from her tweets and they'd still match up well. Whats being refferenced in the results is typing patterns, sentence structure, lots of habits people would never even know they've developed and other minute things you wouldn't adopt just from mimicking someone superficially.

I did a bunch of the texts but I sadly do not actually have an aderall prescription so going through that massive list isnt very appealing to me, I really hope other spectrumdwellers take up the work. I did include some good ones for the OP tho, I think the funniest part of the texts I've looked at is Pantsu's story about Ralph pinning her to a wall and romantically wiping away her tears which is a match for every Ralph text sample I've run it with. I think if Ralph pinned Pantsu to a wall his face would be at her shoulder level.
How people write and behave online can be very different from their IRL behavior. I don’t think Faith ever knew Pantsu on any level because Pantsu came into that situation with the aim of manipulating and getting rid of her. Faith was naive and desperate for a friend so she couldn’t see the obvious motives and probably didn’t totally get it until Pantsu was waving that dinky QVC ring around.

Alice would have a better bead on Pantsu because this time Pantsu was the isolated, insecure girl desperate for someone to talk too. Alice is also not naive like Faith, was just trying to milk Ralph but had zero interest in fucking him. May had no worries about Alice stealing the Gunt from her because Alice thought he was repulsive.

Unfortunately Alice is drunk/high all the time and has too much drama in her own world and is probably accustomed to people IRL being nothing like their online presentations. These are all ppl who think they can make a career out of being retards online. Alice has too many tards in her world to keep track of already.
 
How people write and behave online can be very different from their IRL behavior. I don’t think Faith ever knew Pantsu on any level because Pantsu came into that situation with the aim of manipulating and getting rid of her. Faith was naive and desperate for a friend so she couldn’t see the obvious motives and probably didn’t totally get it until Pantsu was waving that dinky QVC ring around.

Alice would have a better bead on Pantsu because this time Pantsu was the isolated, insecure girl desperate for someone to talk too. Alice is also not naive like Faith, was just trying to milk Ralph but had zero interest in fucking him. May had no worries about Alice stealing the Gunt from her because Alice thought he was repulsive.

Unfortunately Alice is drunk/high all the time and has too much drama in her own world and is probably accustomed to people IRL being nothing like their online presentations. These are all ppl who think they can make a career out of being retards online. Alice has too many tards in her world to keep track of already.
I can't imagine what it's like to be a typical IP2 streamer, your brain is harried and burned out from the numerous substances you abuse and all of your closest friends and associates are people who are so fake you essentially don't even know them and can't really trust any of them.
 
It's not detecting if someone's tweeting differently about different subjects. The algorithm detects patterns someone will have built up in their writing throughout their life that are very very hard to get rid of. If her old tweets are detected as having a uniquely different author thats an indication she isnt writing her own tweets anymore.
Is it possible to generate a meta-face or average that most globally represents Ethan's writing, or does increasing the size/length of the reference sample versus the candidate sample diminish the value of the comparison?

E.g., a mega compilation of Ethan's writing vs. a compilation of "May's" writing?
 
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Maybe I just don't watch enough children's TV or something, but I don't know how honed the average person's ability to tell cartoon faces apart is going to be since they're pretty used to features warping in ways that are completely divorced from how actual faces work. Honestly had I not gone to the site you're talking about I'd just have to take your word for it.

For anyone confused, there's (at least what I'd consider) a far more scrutable area with actual quantified values down below the faces:

OP blowing Ralph out of the water with a grade 22 writing proficiency vs. a grade 4:
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And here's a modern Ralph vs. "May" tweet. Hey, both 4s again:
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Also, a May tweet from back before she was with Ralph vs. after:
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wow, before she was with Ralph May was writing around a high school level, and all of a sudden when she's tweeting about how amazing Ralph is, all her numbers coincidentally start looking just like Ralph's!

The only problem is that once you get into more casual tweet comparisons like this of pre gunted vs. post gunted May, things get a little more nebulous since she tended to deliberately write like a dimwit due to her anime girl larp, therefore the numbers contrast much less:
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In the end I guess I don't know how much any of this proves over what intuition could already tell people. It often sounds to me like Ralph is tweeting using her account, but that also seems a little weird for him to openly communicate to her that he puts that amount of value in her approval. That's a lot of vulnerability for Ralph to be comfortable with.

Then again she did do that deranged thing with her and digibro switching accounts on Twitter back in the day, so maybe she (technically) has access to Ralph's account too and that's how they justify it, like it's just some cutesy shit where they use each other's accounts sometimes.
I have no idea, the only sure conclusion I can come to is that these people are all disgraces to humanity and should die in a fire, same as usual.
 
I agree WutangLee above partially. There's not really anything dramatic happening. May isnt locked up in a basement, she isnt really being restricted shes just spineless and lets Ralph do whatever so if he tells her to give him access to her twitter so he can tailor his image she'd just go with it. She clearly still has access to her social media and uses it but Ralph freely posts on it as her too whenever he wants.
I meant more just as a concern for her. I doubt Ralph has explicitly told her that he'll fuck up her public image if she ever left him. It's more of how she had a front-row seat to Ralph's falling out with Faith, and then she gave him the ability to use her socials. Even someone as stupid as Meigh can realize that probably wasn't a good idea. Again I don't think Ralph has told her he would do that, but I'm certain the thought has crossed her mind multiple times.
 
Has anyone taken the tweets from this twitter account and matched it with any recent Ralph tweet? I only ask, since the account has been inactive after three tweets that Ralph promoted. I'm still heavy set this is another sock account from Ralph.

Also when I tried to do it myself on the website OP mentioned, any time I pasted into the second text box, the website crashed. Afterwards, I put both texts in the same text box one after the other, the faces looked super similar. Or maybe I'm super Schizo, who knows. The voices in my head don't, either.
"@RuinRalphsLife"
lmao
 
Maybe I just don't watch enough children's TV or something, but I don't know how honed the average person's ability to tell cartoon faces apart is going to be since they're pretty used to features warping in ways that are completely divorced from how actual faces work. Honestly had I not gone to the site you're talking about I'd just have to take your word for it.

For anyone confused, there's (at least what I'd consider) a far more scrutable area with actual quantified values down below the faces:

OP blowing Ralph out of the water with a grade 22 writing proficiency vs. a grade 4:

And here's a modern Ralph vs. "May" tweet. Hey, both 4s again:

Also, a May tweet from back before she was with Ralph vs. after:

wow, before she was with Ralph May was writing around a high school level, and all of a sudden when she's tweeting about how amazing Ralph is, all her numbers coincidentally start looking just like Ralph's!

The only problem is that once you get into more casual tweet comparisons like this of pre gunted vs. post gunted May, things get a little more nebulous since she tended to deliberately write like a dimwit due to her anime girl larp, therefore the numbers contrast much less:

In the end I guess I don't know how much any of this proves over what intuition could already tell people. It often sounds to me like Ralph is tweeting using her account, but that also seems a little weird for him to openly communicate to her that he puts that amount of value in her approval. That's a lot of vulnerability for Ralph to be comfortable with.

Then again she did do that deranged thing with her and digibro switching accounts on Twitter back in the day, so maybe she (technically) has access to Ralph's account too and that's how they justify it, like it's just some cutesy shit where they use each other's accounts sometimes.
I have no idea, the only sure conclusion I can come to is that these people are all disgraces to humanity and should die in a fire, same as usual.
Quality work, the faces share enough similarities too to indicate ghostwriting.

I meant more just as a concern for her. I doubt Ralph has explicitly told her that he'll fuck up her public image if she ever left him. It's more of how she had a front-row seat to Ralph's falling out with Faith, and then she gave him the ability to use her socials. Even someone as stupid as Meigh can realize that probably wasn't a good idea. Again I don't think Ralph has told her he would do that, but I'm certain the thought has crossed her mind multiple times.
I dont think it has, I think she's legitimately retarded and braindead enough to believe she is living a fairy tale and she doesnt mind letting Ralph skinwalk as her online because it's all for the Killstream baby.
 
Very informative and autistic OP, just wish you could be allowed to use the academic grade ones for a truly extreme-effort experience.

I am also greatly amused that Ethan's big "journalist blog" scribbles are categorized as grade 4 while my low effort oligophrenic shitposts hit 20s.

His (as of yet unpaid for) PoliSci degree really showing its worth right there.
 
A girl starting to talk like her husband wouldn't make her start being a perfect match on ghostdetect thats not how this works.
exactly, a lot of girls adopt the views of their spouses, but its not 100% exact word for word copy, down to the grammar and punctuation. that's retarded.
Maybe I just don't watch enough children's TV or something, but I don't know how honed the average person's ability to tell cartoon faces apart is going to be since they're pretty used to features warping in ways that are completely divorced from how actual faces work. Honestly had I not gone to the site you're talking about I'd just have to take your word for it.

For anyone confused, there's (at least what I'd consider) a far more scrutable area with actual quantified values down below the faces:

OP blowing Ralph out of the water with a grade 22 writing proficiency vs. a grade 4:
speaking of ralphs writing level, can someone test the hit piece he wrote about jim when he betrayed him on his website? what's ralph's writing level when he's doing absolute best?
 
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exactly, a lot of girls adopt the views of their spouses, but its not 100% exact word for word copy, down to the grammar and punctuation. that's retarded.

speaking of ralphs writing level, can someone test the hit piece he wrote about jim when he betrayed him on his website? what's ralph's writing level when he's doing absolute best?
I put it into a Lexile analyzer and I got a score of 780. At his absolute best, he writes at about a fourth-grade reading level.
...Which, granted, is the exact same shit that Uberpenguin said a few posts up, but some extra data points never hurt anyone.
 
I put it into a Lexile analyzer and I got a score of 780. At his absolute best, he writes at about a fourth-grade reading level.
...Which, granted, is the exact same shit that Uberpenguin said a few posts up, but some extra data points never hurt anyone.
doesn't he write at a 4th grade reading level casually on twitter? that's impressive, in a very sad way. most people usually have a lower writing level when tweeting or texting, because they want to pass information quickly. when someone writes something serious or much longer, their writing level significantly improves. this means that ralph either wrote the hit piece on jim without putting any real thought into it, or he is legitimately that retarded. he probably didn't bother to check it beyond spellcheck on Word.
 
Ralph"May"
I have zero backup accounts on Twitter and I don’t control any others. I also don’t tell anyone what to tweet. Ever.

I DO pull up @KillstreamLive on air, but Pantsu runs that with the actual tweet.

ANYWAY, I’m gonna top off a great week with a great weekend! Enough garbage!
When I look at our daughter I'm amazed what we created together. Even when it feels the whole world is against us, I know I can count on you. We're always working our hardest. I am so happy to have you as a partner, Ethan.

I know your mom would be proud
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Grade 3Grade 3

For comparison to a known non-Ralph authored sample, I run a completely unrelated tweet by Gator. (lol @Grade 15 vs Ralph's grade 3)
Random person (Gator)
Did you hear about the guy from his elementary school that got in touch with the kiwis to tell them about Ralph killing puppies in the oven, then Ralph sperged out and confirmed the story was true?
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Grade 15



And one more (he's getting dumber):

Ralph"May"
It was Shaq last week. This week it's Trump lol. Notice there's no pic w/either. Also, Gator, buddy...I live in a whole ass house with my daughter & significant other. That's more than you'll ever have in this life, man. At least you and Flamenco can get married now, though!It's funny, I get more engagement from women online now than when I was an anime edgelord. That type of behavior got me a lot of attention but ultimately left me unfulfilled. I would rather be a good woman and have haters than be a coward or a fake.
TheRalphRetort/status/1512891132782460944sadNtrad/status/1492563841561108488
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Grade 2Grade 8
 
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Is it possible to generate a meta-face or average that most globally represents Ethan's writing, or does increasing the size/length of the reference sample versus the candidate sample diminish the value of the comparison?

E.g., a mega compilation of Ethan's writing vs. a compilation of "May's" writing?
I'm not sure, if you ran enough comparison samples and are good with photoshop you could come up with some kind of average face-style if you blend them all together I guess but it's easier to test sample text until you find reliable ones and just compare straight away.
 
Kind of, you just need a good refference to compare to as a sort of control test. Atleast if youre trying to tell if he has control over someone's account.
If youre just doing sock testing on random accounts you should compare multiple samples of their writing against a few select samples of Ralph's writing. Preferably ones that are similar in format and express full ideas. i.e "FUCK YOU BITCH" is not a good sample.
Someone might have beat me to this, but his Ralph Retort articles may make good comparisons to use for determining KF socks. In terms of more formal writing compared to texts and twitter.

Also, great work, very impressive.
 
Someone might have beat me to this, but his Ralph Retort articles may make good comparisons to use for determining KF socks. In terms of more formal writing compared to texts and twitter.

Also, great work, very impressive.
This type of autism could implode the site. People frantically copy pasting each other into ghostdetect in order to accuse the other of being a/the Ralphamale.
 
So basically May is Ralph's very own Oreo Antwiler (RIP Oreo)

You're almost worth as much as a dog to him Meigh good job!
 
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