PSA: Never Share your Date of Birth

[Anus]

You're not going to find me, because I was born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Trucking and fucking is all I crave!

 

[Gus]

I, personally, don't have any issue with sharing my birthdate. May 26, 1886

 

[Y2K Baby]

You're not going to find me, because I was born on a mountain, raised in a cave.

You like shadow puppets too?

 

[AnOminous]

I was born in a lighthouse. My mother was the sea.

 

[Monika H.]

Born on 7 October 1900. The date is on Wikipedia, no use to hide it.

 

[Zarkov]

My dob is kind of irrelevant since I died three decades ago.