Pun Thread

[Carlos Thin]

"Puns are the highest form of literature" -- Alfred Hitchcock

 

[Motherboard]

A Jamaican shoots a pair of geese.

Killed two birds with one stoner.

 

[Pocoyo]

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Here's a photo of Hitler.

Spoiler: NSFWish

Spoiler: Pun

He was a real dick tater

 

[Pocoyo]

I tried to think of an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I was going to write an awesome pun here, but then I kind of lost the thread..

 

[GolgoXIII]

Sometimes its hard to come up with good material

 

[ActualKiwi]

I looked through the first ten puns in this thread, hoping one would actually make me laugh... no pun in ten did.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Kirby had a blind date setup by King DeeDee the only clue was " Have you ever Metaknight "

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Live grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Be hold! The future currency of space colonies in coin form!.

Spoiler: original idea DONT STEAL!

 

[Motherboard]

Trannies totally missed the better term for calling people on transphobia.

Spoiler

Could've just used the Trap Card.

 

[GolgoXIII]