Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[Black Waltz]

having a penis smaller than 10 inches

 

[swiv]

Being like this guy
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Who needs pussy when you can pwn that many n00bs on de_dust?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Lamenting that you're single. In any medium to which I have access, in any language I can understand.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

yes.
being a sonic fan is not a dick-repellent. It just repels pussy.

Nothing in the world is a dick repellant. You can be a fucking HIV+ 60 year old crack whore with running sores in your vagina and a single tooth in your mouth and you'll still get guys willing to fuck you.

 

[Witlich]

Bullshit like https://www.instagram.com/p/BY_ZqR6ARBD/

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Bullshit like https://www.instagram.com/p/BY_ZqR6ARBD/

>Profile: Female
>butthurt about someone calling skanks out

Like pottery

 

[Witlich]

>Profile: Female
>butthurt about someone calling skanks out

Like pottery

That's not what I meant ... whatever floats your boat, though.

 

[aqua sama]

I mean, he ain't wrong...
I've seen quite a few experiments done on ytube, that fit that description.
gurlz always say they want n honest man...there he is!!

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Bullshit like https://www.instagram.com/p/BY_ZqR6ARBD/

Don't worry, world is still full of nice guys waiting, to tip their fedora at you.
But something tells me, you wouldnt like them either.

 

[Gorgar]

Posting your Fortnite wins on Snapchat
Being openly involved in a fandom intended for children
Poor fashion taste
Ever going public with anime
Being antisocial

 

[Witlich]

Don't worry, world is still full of nice guys waiting, to tip their fedora at you.
But something tells me, you wouldnt like them either.

Er, no? Because a good chunk of them have ulterior motives and that's not being honest?

 

[___-]

Er, no? Because a good chunk of them have ulterior motives and that's not being honest?

Yeah ulterior motives are for pussies.
Now suck my dick.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[fortunecookie]

Not having a criminal record

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Creating Ren & Stimpy, being a washup, creating a bunch of awful shorts with Hanna-Barbara characters, owning a blog to whine about how "TODAY'S CARTOONS SUCK!", worshipping Bob Clampett even when his colleagues are superior in every way, starting a kickstarter scam, ghost writing a negative review of a show you never even seen, having a one-sided feud with Stephen Spielberg, and being a kiddy diddler.
AKA, being John Kricfalusi.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Er, no? Because a good chunk of them have ulterior motives and that's not being honest?

the only motive a man needs is pussy.
Even reptile pussy would do for some.

 

[Hui]

Having a anime avatar

lol die weeb

 

[aqua sama]

having a weak and inexistent chin and/or jaw.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

having a weak and inexistent chin and/or jaw.

So basically, Leafy.

 

[aqua sama]

So basically, Leafy.

a guy with that name sounds like a huge faggot, so it does not surprise me, he would have no chin.