Putting Red Bull in a coffee maker

[Scented Candle]

Would it just make super coffee?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Would it just make super coffee?

Only one way to find out!

 

[rabbitgay]

super coffee is just espresso

 

[Tranhuviya]

 

[Scented Candle]

I'm horrified yet intrigued

 

[polonium]

That would taste awful.

For a better super-coffee take about 4 shots of expresso, put them in a blender with a tablespoon of coconut oil (the solid white stuff) and blend it so that it makes a milky coffee colour. That's your super coffee right there. Full of energy, caffeine and medium chain triglycerides

 

[AnimuGinger]

Just brew it with caffeinated water. Cheaper and won't taste like shit.

 

[heathercho]

Would it just make super coffee?

Why are you still drinking pleb stuff like RedBull and Coffee when you have superior products on the market such as CAVEMAN Paleo Formula Bone Broth - cutting edge nutraceutical science and WAKE UP AMERICA Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee? It's been harvested by the Chiapas! Indigenous individuals!

It's a sad day when the crap Alex Jones hocks would be better than boiled Red Bull. It'd only boil out the water and compound the sugar.

 

[rabbitgay]

Additionally, you could try cocaine or methamphetamine

 

[Antipathy]

Brew coffee using tea. Mix with Red Bull and sugar.

It's like cocaine, but legal.

Warning: Symptoms may include cardiac explosions, violent muscle spasm, halitosis, scoliosis, mania, bone fractures, osteoporosis, hallucinations, infertility, and Douchebag syndrome.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

What would you do with the can? Put it into the coffee maker as well?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

You need Powerthirst.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Red bull in a coffee maker? Reeee burn the heretic reeeeeee

 

[Slick Bridges]

Once in high school I went in the teacher's lounge and made triple-brewed coffee, taking the pot and pouring it back into the reservoir each time. I don't particularly remember why but I convinced a freshman who had never even had the regular stuff before to drink it and after a time running around screaming he collapsed against a wall shaking and had to be taken home early. I spent the evening terrified I might have killed him and was so relieved to see him in the hallway the next day. I think he was just embarrassed because as far as I know he never brought up my name.

I imagine it would be something like that.

 

[GrayWater]

I prefer Rockstar actually.

 

[OtterParty]

if you take more caffeine than your body can handle your productivity will drop to 0 and you'll be jittery but immobilized for days

 

[Ravelord]

That's the kind of shit I would drink on an emergency or when coding the project for a course all night long. Feels bullet-time, man.

 

[Roast Chicken]

I love red bull and coffee but I'd rather not give myself a caffeine overdose by drinking the two simultaneously.