حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

[applecat]

I get the feeling Pvt hasn't been able to afford his meds for a few days now.

 

[c-no]

If I remember correctly Pvt once said in the Brony thread that he worked as a daycare provider at his church.

He also mentioned how he encountered a brony that wore a fedora. With how Pvt has been banned, could there be doubt in the story he told? Could there of been a brony or could it just be a made-up story of him trying to tackle a person that would belong to a group of lol-cows?

 

[Zim]

He shared the log of Rich pleading with him last night. I think Null's having as much fun as we are.

I'll admit that I liked Pvt when he did the first Liquid Jace video since it caused a similar response to when it happened to OPL but this is just sad here. Did his obsession with trolling lolcows turn him into the the thing he feared most? I like to think so because it amuses me.

On a more positive note, I think this chat log shows a lot about Null's character. He's good people.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

This thread will stay open and stickied.

PvtDick has proven himself to be a lolcow.

There should be no negotiating with lolcow terrorists.

 

[c-no]

To read the pastebin.

1. 21:51 PvtRichardCranium Look
2. 21:51 PvtRichardCranium Just unban me please?
3. 21:51 Nool So... let me get this straight
4. 21:51 Nool You attempt to "dox" me on 888chan. You go on IRC and rant and rave for hours.
5. 21:52 Nool You claim I am controlling dozens of people's minds
6. 21:52 Nool and am a terrorist
7. 21:52 Nool and then you offer to take over the forums
8. 21:52 Nool and threaten me and blackmail me
9. 21:52 Nool and then you want to just be unbanned?
10. 21:53 PvtRichardCranium I was angry... Team Blastbeat is real and I am really a member of Gamerfood Null
11. 21:53 PvtRichardCranium But I want my account back
12. 21:53 PvtRichardCranium CWCki Forums is my life
13. 21:53 PvtRichardCranium Please
14. 21:53 Nool I don't understand why your primary course of action wasn't just to email me and politely ask for another chance
15. 21:53 PvtRichardCranium Like that would work...
16. 21:54 Nool It worked with peppy like 4 times
17. 21:54 PvtRichardCranium I was angry... I still am
18. 21:54 PvtRichardCranium I am not ween.
19. 21:54 PvtRichardCranium What I am doing is producing lulz.
20. 21:54 PvtRichardCranium People like me
21. 21:54 Nool No, dude. You're humiliating yourself.
22. 21:55 Nool Of all the things you did today, none of them represented the maturity required to be a part of an online community
23. 21:55 PvtRichardCranium Well according to your very rules
24. 21:55 PvtRichardCranium None of this will ever be on CWCki
25. 21:55 PvtRichardCranium So what's the problem?
26. 21:55 PvtRichardCranium No one has to know about this.
27. 21:55 Nool You just made a fool of yourself in front of the users of the CWCki Forums.
28. 21:55 Nool Everyone saw that
29. 21:55 Nool We had 50+ people in IRC
30. 21:56 Nool Nobody is going to live that down
31. 21:56 Nool I won't allow a Lolcow post, but that won't change what 888chan does. I don't have influence here.
32. 21:56 Nool You've embarrassed yourself, me, and the forums collectively.
33. 21:56 PvtRichardCranium You really care what these tryhards think?
34. 21:57 Nool The people here now know where you live, a list of 130 people you know, including your mother and sister
35. 21:57 Nool They know your ISP and are sending you stuff.
36. 21:57 Nool They'll be calling your provider tomorrow regarding the threats.
37. 21:57 PvtRichardCranium HOW?
38. 21:57 PvtRichardCranium WHY?
39. 21:58 Nool Because you're a lolcow now.
40. 21:58 PvtRichardCranium I am NOT a lolcow
41. 21:58 Nool You just entertained a room of 50 people for about 6 hours
42. 21:58 Nool How is that not something Chris would do? Or Rika?
43. 21:58 PvtRichardCranium It isn't.
44. 21:58 PvtRichardCranium Because I was here fighting against tyranny
45. 21:58 PvtRichardCranium YOURS apparently.
46. 21:59 Nool http://i.imgur.com/6VJCKpL.png
47. 21:59 Nool Do you really think I puppeteer all of this?
48. 21:59 Nool I don't control what people say or think and I have no desire to.
49. 21:59 Nool I let people decide what happens and they did.
50. 22:01 PvtRichardCranium Why wouldn't they agree with the admin, the man who has power over life and death for them?
51. 22:01 Nool I have no such power. Normal people, when they get banned, just move on.
52. 22:01 Nool Applecat got banned over a dispute with me directly. Two or three months later she got unbanned by accident and I didn't even bother reapplying it because she was chill about it.
53. 22:02 PvtRichardCranium So accidently unban me then
54. 22:03 Nool The point of what I just said was that Applecat was banned and unbanned because of how she handled the situation, not because of circumstances.
55. 22:03 Nool You cannot be let back in now because of this episode
56. 22:04 PvtRichardCranium So you're saying before tonight you would have let me back in
57. 22:04 PvtRichardCranium I somehow doubt that
58. 22:04 Nool Probably? It's hard to say. If you had emailed me like a normal person and apologized for your stupid poll with Sammy I'd probably have unbanned you because I'm a bleeding heart.
59. 22:05 Nool I want people to enjoy the forum and I felt for the most part you were harmless, which is why I let you stay despite most people not liking you that much.
60. 22:05 Nool Even after I discovered the Jace videos, I was furious, but I didn't ban you immediately because the vids were 3 months old at that point
61. 22:05 Nool Compy issued a formal warning and 3 days later you did something else.
62. 22:06 Nool This wasn't a twitch or knee-jerk reaction. You earned this shit over months and now you've solidified your status next to people like Mew and John Crowley.
63. 22:06 PvtRichardCranium I am NOTHING LIKE THEM
64. 22:06 Nool You're worse than both at this point.
65. 22:06 Nool John Crowley and Mew never had an episode like this that dragged on for both.
66. 22:06 Nool That's Robert Wayne Stiles level.
67. 22:06 Nool I'm just happy you didn't fling shit at the wall.
68. 22:07 PvtRichardCranium You're fucking done Null
69. 22:07 PvtRichardCranium I was just toying with you anyway
70. 22:07 PvtRichardCranium We don't forgive and we don't forget
71. 22:07 Nool Jesus Christ you're insane.
72. 22:07 PvtRichardCranium And you can damn sure Expect US
73. 22:07 Nool I'll be sure to tweak new user settings so you can't spam dicks in Discussion.
74. 22:08 PvtRichardCranium Our tactics are more refined than that
75. 22:09 Nool Looking forward to it then. I gotta go, though. I've been putting off work all day to see your chimpout.
76. 22:09 Nool Just remember next time you feel angry, this isn't me being a prick for no reason. You were voted off the island by democratic process.
77. 22:10 Nool My advice would be to grow up.
78. 22:11 PvtRichardCranium FUCK YOU
79. 22:11 PvtRichardCranium I WILL RAIN DOWN DESTRUCTION AND HELLFIRE UPON ALL OF YOU. YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH. TEAM BLASTBEAT WILL COMMEND YOUR BODIES TO THE FLAME. YOU FOOLS REBUKE ME WHEN I OFFER YOU MERCY WELL MERCY IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY TIME SOON. I WILL DESTROY NULL, INSIDE AND OUT. TEAM BLASTBEAT WILL ASSUME CONTROL OF THE FORUMS, AND
80. 22:11 PvtRichardCranium A NEW ERA WILL DAWN FOR THE CHRISTORIANS EVERYWHERE. THIS I SWEAR UPON MY VERY BLACK HEART AND SOUL! QUOTH THE RAVEN: NEVERMORE. TEAM BLASTBEAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

Why couldn't he just send Null an email? Then again, that speaks for itself in this.

 

[Watcher]

Oh boy Pvt Richard Cranium.

I really wish he heeded my advice on steam and just moved on. I told him shit like this would happen if he tried to come back. I didn't expect he'd go full retard and go apeshit. I didn't think he had it in him.

I really think he has a major insecurity problem. He feels like he has to constantly impress people and feel important to others. He roped me into doing a Livestream a few months back and all he did was insult my viewers. While also not talking about the game I was playing and instead talking about inane bullshit. Then for weeks after that he messaged me on Steam begging that I do a podcast with him.

 

[c-no]

Oh boy Pvt Richard Cranium.

I really wish he heeded my advice on steam and just moved on. I told him shit like this would happen if he tried to come back. I didn't expect he'd go full exceptional individual and go apeshit. I didn't think he had it in him.

I really think he has a major insecurity problem. He feels like he has to constantly impress people and feel important to others. He roped me into doing a Livestream a few months back and all he did was insult my viewers. While also not talking about the game I was playing and instead talking about inane bullshit. Then for weeks after that he messaged me on Steam begging that I do a podcast with him.

Really? Didn't you also mention how his mother came in on a chat once and he said "That was my mommy?" Speaking of videos, to insult the viewers. That isn't impressing anyone except maybe himself if that is even possible.

 

[exball]

Really? Didn't you also mention how his mother came in on a chat once and he said "That was my mommy?" Speaking of videos, to insult the viewers. That isn't impressing anyone except maybe himself if that is even possible.

Well he has the mentality of a spoiled three year old.

 

[Watcher]

Really? Didn't you also mention how his mother came in on a chat once and he said "That was my mommy?" Speaking of videos, to insult the viewers. That isn't impressing anyone except maybe himself if that is even possible.

That was after the Livestream. We were in a cam session and he was trying to butter me up to accept his plea to make a podcast. Then his mother came into his room and started berating him on and on. I was so embarrassed I didn't say anything during it. Then after she left he said "That was my Mommy" and I immediately hung up.

 

[c-no]

That was after the Livestream. We were in a cam session and he was trying to butter me up to accept his plea to make a podcast. Then his mother came into his room and started berating him on and on. I was so embarrassed I didn't say anything during it. Then after she left he said "That was my Mommy" and I immediately hung up.

I can only imagine a platter of spaghetti was dropped when she entered and berated him. I can only imagine what he got berated on.

 

[Watcher]

I can only imagine what he got berated on.

She was scolding him on how late he stayed up. We had the livestream at like 12 PM and we were in Skype at like 2AM. And his mom entered the room and said that he stayed up too late, and that he was making her stay up too late as a result. They got into a bit of an argument over it while I was on the line.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

PVT ended up becoming that which he tried so hard to trollshield agaisnt...

 

[Watcher]

PVT ended up becoming that which he tried so hard to trollshield agaisnt...

I think he was a lot like A-Log. Trying to prove to everyone how much different he was from all da-lolcows. And he ended up showing to everyone how much of a lolcow he really was.

 

[c-no]

She was scolding him on how late he stayed up. We had the livestream at like 12 PM and we were in Skype at like 2AM. And his mom entered the room and said that he stayed up too late, and that he was making her stay up too late as a result. They got into a bit of an argument over it while I was on the line.

Well then, was it like Bob walking in on Chris? If so, then there is another similarity to Chris aside from LEGO's. (If he has a collection of LEGO's just like Chris.)

 

[exball]

She was scolding him on how late he stayed up. We had the livestream at like 12 PM and we were in Skype at like 2AM. And his mom entered the room and said that he stayed up too late, and that he was making her stay up too late as a result. They got into a bit of an argument over it while I was on the line.

I actually really want to see that.

 

[c-no]

I think he was a lot like A-Log. Trying to prove to everyone how much different he was from all da-lolcows. And he ended up showing to everyone how much of a lolcow he really was.

So would that mean he is the A-Log to Jace's Chris then? Seriously, being a part of this forum doesn't mean you need to go out and prove everyone you aren different from the lol-cows.

I actually really want to see that.

It could be a matter of time if he makes a video. Even then there is the pastebin where he speaks to Null.

 

[Watcher]

So would that mean he is the A-Log to Jace's Chris then? Seriously, being a part of this forum doesn't mean you need to go out and prove everyone you aren different from the lol-cows.

Yeah actually that's a pretty appropriate comparison. He's like Jace's A-Log.

 

[JEWS]

http://pastebin.com/pnLZShPs

His first visit today. Highlighted for your pleasure.

 

[applecat]

She was scolding him on how late he stayed up. We had the livestream at like 12 PM and we were in Skype at like 2AM. And his mom entered the room and said that he stayed up too late, and that he was making her stay up too late as a result. They got into a bit of an argument over it while I was on the line.

Did she say "What you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us?"

 

[c-no]

Yeah actually that's a pretty appropriate comparison. He's like Jace's A-Log.

Goodness gracious, what's next? Some fiction PvtRichardCranium wrote about himself (or a character based off him) going around, playing metal, trolling lol-cows, and sleeping with many women?