حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

[Watcher]

http://pastebin.com/pnLZShPs

His first visit today. Highlighted for your pleasure.

Thanks a lot JEWS

He REALLY needs to know if he keeps threatening to harm someone online that the authorities are going to be called about it

 

[c-no]

Thanks a lot JEWS

He REALLY needs to know if he keeps threatening to harm someone online that the authorities are going to be called about it

I can only imagine the cops at his doorstep with his mother wondering just what in the world he could of done to have the police right before their eyes.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Well he has the mentality of a spoiled three year old.

 

[exball]

I can only imagine the cops at his filthy trailer with his mother wondering just what in the world he could of done to have the police right before their eyes.

Fixed.

 

[Arkangel]

I can only imagine the cops at his doorstep with his mother wondering just what in the world he could of done to have the police right before their eyes.

I imagine his mother already harbors her own suspicions and wouldn't be so surprised if the authorities showed up asking for her son.

 

[c-no]

Mother walks in, sees whatever trolling plan he is doing, tells him to quit goofing off like a child.

 

[Watcher]

In his mind he also thinks he's being ironic and edgy

Pvt doesn't realize that being ironic isn't funny, and being an asshole to others isn't amusing. His unique combination of autism however is funny, at his expense.

 

[c-no]

I imagine his mother already harbors her own suspicions if the authorities showed up asking for her son.

If such suspicions were related to the internet, I can imagine her cutting it down when they leave the police station. Doing ween things on the internet would deserve a cut connection to the internet.

In his mind he also thinks he's being ironic and edgy

Pvt doesn't realize that being ironic isn't funny, and being an asshole to others isn't amusing. His unique combination of autism however is funny, at his expense.

Not to mention, he's the one being laughed at for whatever foolish ween thing he does. If he can't make them laugh, then he should try and stop before embarrassing himself any further.

 

[exball]

If he can't make them laugh, then he should try and stop before embarrassing himself any further.

Lol.

 

[Watcher]

Not to mention, he's the one being laughed at for whatever foolish ween thing he does. If he can't make them laugh, then he should try and stop before embarrassing himself any further.

He's already past the point of no return.

He should have known doing the Liquid Jace videos wasn't funny. He should have known doing stupid ween shit wasn't funny. And he should have known trying to make a petition to get Sammy to smoke weed wasn't funny. He got banned because he wasn't funny. Now everyone's laughing at his expense.

 

[exball]

Such is the internet.

 

[c-no]

He's already past the point of no return.

He should have known doing the Liquid Jace videos wasn't funny. He should have known doing stupid ween shit wasn't funny. And he should have known trying to make a petition to get Sammy to smoke weed wasn't funny. He got banned because he wasn't funny. Now everyone's laughing at his expense.

Just as some of us are doing right now. I believe this image sums it up.

Such is the internet.

And within this internet lies the fools who think they are ironic, edgy, and funny. In the end, they themselves are laughed for whatever ween attempts they cause. They are like the lol-cows they try to target.

 

[JEWS]

I am willing to make an exemption for this. He did request it after all.

This thread will stay open and stickied.

PvtDick has proven himself to be a lolcow.

There should be no negotiating with lolcow terrorists.

Thanks for keeping it open! If he does send me $1000, I'm sending all of it to the Freedom of the Press Foundation or Chris-chan.

Thanks to Null and the rest of the staff who haven't posted, too.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Damn I think I've heard more about this guy in recent weeks that "Twitch Plays Pokemon."

Evidently, this is a guy who's got the serious potential, I may as well just pop up the corn and get settled. wow

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

I didn't think that this was going to escalate so rapidly, but this guy is on a serious mission to prove how dumb he is.

 

[c-no]

I didn't think that this was going to escalate so rapidly, but this guy is on a serious mission to prove how dumb he is.

When you have a former member of this forum raging against Null, saying that Null will be taken down the forums will be in the hands of the former member, you now it may end up being a serious mission.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

PvtRichardCranium a.k.a Richard L. Heinz

Known for his attempt to make the Liquid Jace saga, he was recently revealed to be a lolcow himself. He is a schizophrenic, and possibly autistic, 20-something year old who lives at 281 Caswell Avenue West A7, Twin Falls, Idaho (he posted this on youtube) http://i.imgur.com/zvkwqwF.png
. As you can see, he lives with his mom in a trailer park. http://i.imgur.com/Jl6VrPh.jpg

He originally got anal-blasted when he was banned from the CWCki, going after Null. He soon revealed alot of personal things about his life. Like his multiple girlfriend: Here is picture a lovely brother and sister...er I mean lovely couple

Richard also claims he is a master troll and a leet haxor who can dox you and melt your router. He also claims that he is the CWCki, and that Null banned him cause he was jealous of his master trolling. As you all probably know, he has a youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/PvtRichardCranium

Thats all I have for now, and the main jist of this new lolcow. Enjoy.

1st pic: Why does this guy look (ironically enough) like such a hipster?

2nd pic: please tell me you don't mean what I think you mean. That shit is not right.

 

[Some JERK]

http://pastebin.com/pnLZShPs

His first visit today. Highlighted for your pleasure.

"surprise is key to any good op."

Spoiler

 

[c-no]

1st pic: Why does this guy look (ironically enough) like such a hipster?

2nd pic: please tell me you don't mean what I think you mean. That shit is not right.

Would it be wrong that some people might find 1) to be an insult to hipsters, especially if said hipsters were not ween spergs and 2) I don't even want to know.

"surprise is key to any good op."

Spoiler

With how his response are, I have to ask: At 12:25:26, would that make him racist?

*Edit: Mar 11 12:50:41, that might confirm it if he is being serious. Is he being serious or is he trying to be EDGY?

 

[Watcher]

With how his response are, I have to ask: At 12:25:26, would that make him racist?

His racist shit I'm assuming is just to be edgy. Still it doesn't look good if you're talking about how much you hate other races in one sentence and then a few sentences down talk about how you wanna carve Null up and throw his corpse in a well.