حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

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He only wants Null but I'm sure he will want more.
  1. Mar 11 15:43:12 <PvtRichardCranium> I never claimed I would crush you all
  2. Mar 11 15:43:14 <PvtRichardCranium> Just Null
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Could he be talking about US?
  1. Mar 11 16:05:39 <PvtRichardCranium> Those f*****s better not be talking about me on CWCki Forums
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*Censored because I feel the sperging could get too much for me.
 
Ziltoid said:
He's got such a hate-boner for Null even though Null didn't do anything directly to him. I just hope he doesn't go out looking for him with murder on his mind.
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Null is a pretty fair guy. I've never seen him bann anyone who didn't deserve it.
 
Why you would want a lolcow page is beyond me

Its like going up and making an ED page for yourself, pointing out all your flaws. I mean seriously, why?
 
Cuddlebug said:
He's stated he knows where Null lives. Constantly goes online and demands to talk to him and has threatened to kill him and hide the body.

Yeah that can get him in trouble with the authorities.
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Nah, loads of lolcows pull shit like that, and you can bet that weens try and report them for it.
Nothing ever comes of it. The police have better things to do.
 
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Cuddlebug said:
UPDATE: Pvt is backpeddling

He's started to respond to my messages on Steam
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Seeing as how he is on Steam, I think I'll give him a visit just to see how he responds to this.
 
Satan said:
And he owes Jews money. He's in dangerous waters. People got crucified for less.



He stuffs his tiny pecker in his face? :o
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And batters it like a women's shelter resident.

I heard Cranium tried to get "SLAYER" tattooed on his dick but the tattoo guy could only fit SL and half of an A.
 
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Pvt wants to apologize to Null. Null is communicating with him over Skype.
 
PvtRichardCranium ask a guy if he fears death.
  1. Mar 11 16:17:30 <PvtRichardCranium> JEWS tell me...
  2. Mar 11 16:17:42 <PvtRichardCranium> Do you FEAR death?
  3. Mar 11 16:17:42 <KingDiamond> seriously PvtRichardCranium just drop the bit
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PvtRichardCranium gets offended when S.layer is mentioned.
  1. Mar 11 16:21:59 <KingDiamond> seriously slyaer sided when jeff died
  2. Mar 11 16:22:11 <PvtRichardCranium> DON'T EVEN SPEAK JEFF'S NAME
  3. Mar 11 16:22:14 <dienull> LOL
  4. Mar 11 16:22:14 <PvtRichardCranium> YOU AREN'T WORTHY
  5. Mar 11 16:22:17 <dienull> GAYER
  6. Mar 11 16:22:17 <slimer> JEF IS DEAD
  7. Mar 11 16:22:21 <PvtRichardCranium> FUCK OFF YOU DICK
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Look out guys, Pvt has a virus that can burn our hard drives!!!
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For someone who claims that surprise is essential to any "op", he sure does lay his plans out nicely, including the name, intended delivery method (as ridiculous is it is) and the intended systemic target of his "virus".

he's like a shitty Batman villain. (who doesn't know dick about computers.)
 
He reigns in blood!
  1. Mar 11 16:25:49 <PvtRichardCranium> I REIGN IN BLOOD
  2. Mar 11 16:25:58 <slimer> YOu reign in cum
    1. Mar 11 16:26:04 <hd4770> you reign in dicks
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Seeing as how exball and Cuddlebug spoke to PvtRichardCranium on Steam, here's the conversation I had with him.
C-no: Still want Null's beating heart?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: that wasn't me
C-no: So what about your post in the iirc then?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I'm setting all of this straight
C-no: So what was it with wanting to beat Null and throw him down a well?
C-no: What is it with some computer virus that would burn one's hard drive?
C-no: What is it with saying you got some group called Team Blastbeat to dethrone Null and take over the CWCki Forums?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: no
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: I didn't say anything like that
C-no: So what, did someone hack your computer? Did someone pose as you in the chat?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: somebody posed as me in chat
C-no: really now?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: yeah
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: it wasn't me
C-no: Do you know why you were banned from the CWCki Forums?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: yeah
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: because of the liquid jace videos and the sammy petition
C-no: Do you know why those had gotten you banned?
FuckYouIWon'tDoWhatchaTellMe: because it's trolling
C-no: Yes, it's trolling that is nothing but ween attempts.
C-no: Do you realize how much this has made you into a fool?
C-no: You basically have a thread named after you thanks to your ween attempts
C-no: along with the pastebins that record your iirc.
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If this is trolling, then I will stop because I don't want to engage in that.
 
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Listen, whoever that was posting in IRC wasn't me. I don't even have an IRC client installed.

I'm not threatening to put a virus on any computers, I'm not threatening to take over the forums and I'm not threatening to kill Null.
I don't want to kill anybody. I'm over the fact that I got banned but I never was upset enough to kill anybody.

I'm sorry. I didn't want to get everybody so upset. I never thought of myself as a master troll or anything, I was only doing all of this stuff for fun. Was it stupid? Yeah, it was. Should I have done it? Probably not. If anything I shouldn't of posted it on the forums.
That said, I never tried to get the forums taken down. This is one of the most peaceful communities I've been a part of, and I'm sorry that I fucked everything up here.

In case you're wondering, I'm done. I won't post here anymore and I won't troll Jace anymore. I'll leave all of this shit behind me and focus on other things.

I don't think there's anything else to say other then I probably deserve what's happening to me.
 
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