حلال PvtRichardCranium / Richard Heinz

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deadson said:
i would assume so if he's filming in a basement.
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I actually looked in the video's description. It's in his mother's basement. Now one would wonder if this sort of thing landed him in hot water what with his yelling and rage.
 
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c-no said:
I actually looked in the video's description. It's in his mother's basement. Now one would wonder if this sort of thing landed him in hot water what with his yelling and rage.
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I'd actually be surprised if he wasn't in as much trouble for that. I mean, smashing lamps? Screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs? Maybe his mom thinks he's playing a game.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Real Lolcows are rare, this dudes a dime a dozen exceptional individual. Plenty of those around.
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The appeal of lolcows to me is someone who just acts the way they normally do and that behavior gets interpreted by outsiders looking in as eccentric and entertaining. When people rage or chimp out in a bid to be hee-larious, you can tell that it's forced or that they're doing it just for a reaction. Yeah, some people can actually do this and stay entertaining, but that's a very small minority amidst a sea of tryhard autists. CWC never saw (and never will) what was wrong with the way he acts, how he used to wear the medallion out in public thinking that it was acceptable. He wore it because he was proud of it and thought nothing negative of it, as opposed to thinking people would find it funny.
 
Cuddlebug said:
Interestingly enough Pvt doesn't really care about Mirrorman.

I mentioned Mirrorman was on the forums and in chat but he didn't really care. Null is the only one he cares about in this ordeal.

Bare in mind Mirrorman is the guy who impersonated Pvt, turned the whole forum against him, acted apeshit on meth in n0chan's irc and indirectly got his family harassed by trolls.

and Null is the one he cares about.
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If I can provide a bit of insight on this;
Mirror and the lot of us are on good terms, he didn't have any involvement in the irl harassment or triggering the harassment, that was solely gamerfood and myg0t and it wasn't more than a practical joke. If anything triggered it it was Richard getting on the myg0t tinychat to brownnose z0mby until hats broke it up their mutual masturbation ring for fun. hats doxed him since his facebook was easy to find. This really happens to anyone in this scene when they make the mistake of allowing their dox to end up public. Richard doesn't have any hard feelings against any of us and from what I've seen thinks mirror is a funny dude.

He really hasn't been as obsessed over Null as much as most people here seem to think either, the Facebook and Skype impersonation shit Richard did was funny, and that's all that any of us really care about.
Nobody really likes Null, and it's not hard to see why when all it takes to ward off any depression is a quick google search of Ichverbot and a reminder that you're not this guy.
But funnily enough, Richard doesn't seem to be one of the people who actually genuinely hate Null, on the contrary the only person among the 50 of us losers more moderate than him about Null is Ted. Think about that for a minute.

It seems Richard violently shitposted here before he was banned, so there's certainly reason to not like him at all, but what I don't understand is why you take his shitposting like he genuinely means any of it.

The whole TEAM BEASTBLAST, YOU QUEER ILL BEAT YOUR ASS and I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER is just really obvious funposting, and you seem to think these are his true and honest mindset.

I really wish I could be the first to say you guys manage to be more autistic than Richard, but sadly just about everyone who knows him has already said it.

ps: I'm not Richard, seriously.
 
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Dimitry said:
If I can provide a bit of insight on this;
Mirror and the lot of us are on good terms, he didn't have any involvement in the irl harassment or triggering the harassment, that was solely gamerfood and myg0t and it wasn't more than a practical joke. If anything triggered it it was Richard getting on the myg0t tinychat to brownnose z0mby until hats broke it up their mutual masturbation ring for fun. hats doxed him since his facebook was easy to find. This really happens to anyone in this scene when they make the mistake of allowing their dox to end up public. Richard doesn't have any hard feelings against any of us and from what I've seen thinks mirror is a funny dude.

He really hasn't been as obsessed over Null as much as most people here seem to think either, the Facebook and Skype impersonation shit Richard did was funny, and that's all that any of us really care about.
Nobody really likes Null, and it's not hard to see why when all it takes to ward off any depression is a quick google search of Julay and a reminder that you're not this guy.
But funnily enough, Richard doesn't seem to be one of the people who actually genuinely hate Null, on the contrary the only person among the 50 of us losers more moderate than him about Null is Ted. Think about that for a minute.

It seems Richard violently shitposted here before he was banned, so there's certainly reason to not like him at all, but what I don't understand is why you take his shitposting like he genuinely means any of it.

The whole TEAM BEASTBLAST, YOU QUEER ILL BEAT YOUR ASS and I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER is just really obvious funposting, and you seem to think these are his true and honest mindset.

I really wish I could be the first to say you guys manage to be more autistic than Richard, but sadly just about everyone who knows him has already said it.
ps: I'm not Richard, seriously.
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exball said:
sickest memes this side of reddit has ever seen
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How do I upvote you on this?
And what I'm trying to say is "I'm only pretending to be retarded" works pretty goddamn well when 100 autists have an 18 page thread about a guy who shitposts a couple times a week.

I'm really not even trying to "defend" him, I'm just curious why everyone here doesn't comprehend shitposting in such an adolescent and blatant form.
 
Dimitry said:
How do I upvote you on this?
And what I'm trying to say is "I'm only pretending to be retarded" works pretty goddamn well when 100 autists have an 18 page thread about a guy who shitposts a couple times a week.

I'm really not even trying to "defend" him, I'm just curious why everyone here doesn't comprehend shitposting in such an adolescent and blatant form.
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He betrayed our Dear Leader,
he made Null sad,
He made babbies cry,
so now he has to die
 
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Dimitry said:
I'm really not even trying to "defend" him, I'm just curious why everyone here doesn't comprehend shitposting in such an adolescent and blatant form.
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We comprehend it.
PvtRichardCranium said:
DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO REPLY TO ME? I WILL FUCKING END YOU
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We just don't laugh with it, we laugh at it.

and eventually you get tired of laughing at it because it stops being funny.
 
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Dimitry said:
How do I upvote you on this?
And what I'm trying to say is "I'm only pretending to be retarded" works pretty goddamn well when 100 autists have an 18 page thread about a guy who shitposts a couple times a week.

I'm really not even trying to "defend" him, I'm just curious why everyone here doesn't comprehend shitposting in such an adolescent and blatant form.
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The mentality is different. I've already gone through this song and dance with myg0t when they first showed up. I really tried to wrangle them in as a part of the board but their complete inability to determine when it's acceptable to be a jackass and when it's not is what kept them out. Any attempt to say "hey, don't do this" just resulted in them doing it more because that's how they operate. And that's fine, I don't care, but it's in my ability to say they can't do it here. There's an endless number of websites where the only rules are US law, but this isn't one of them. I don't see why that can't be respected.

As for why this thread exists, it's obvious. It was started because of the chimpouts and it was recently reopened because we've discovered Pvt still cares about the fact he was banned here. His post history is a constant source of hilarity and his psyche is pitiful and damaged. There's a lot to be said that was already being said behind his back to begin with, but now we have a thread for it.

It's gossip and drama, dude. Do you honestly think your clique is any different or any better? All people have to do for us to stop caring is to stop caring themselves. From the mere fact I'm getting shit from various people about him, it's pretty obvious that criterion isn't met.
 
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As Male has mentioned, Pvt demanded I show him my tits in our Skype call with Floss but everyone already knows about that.

He's also a rather bad liar when it comes to musicians he's met. I wish, I really really wish that I could have recorded that Skype call with me and Flossman...my god, some of the shite he came out with! From what I remember of the highlights -

- He claimed to have met Tom Araya and said that Araya offered for Pvt to 'pray with him' after a gig because being metal and Christian is cool. Wat.
- Said that Devin Townsend sounded like Korn.
- When I told him that his tastes were pretty bland as far as metal goes, he calls me a bitch and gets offended.
- He claims to have met Lemmy and hung out with him as Lemmy thought he was cool.
- When me and Floss started to have a discussion about UK politics, Pvt contributed by talking about the movie 'Heavy Metal' as loud as he could over the top of us in an attempt to change the subject to something he likes.
- We told him 'Heavy Metal' was mediocre and he got offended.
- We told him we didn't like Slayer and that didn't suit either.
- He talked about how living in a trailer park makes him a hard-arse.
- There was obviously the request for boobs, preceded by the whole 'You're a GIRL?!' schtick.

I'm really struggling to remember any more, maybe Floss remembers more than me, but it was fucking hilarious either way!
 
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Addendum to Chanbob's post:

I feel it's worth pointing out that we operate like a group of people that like each other rather than just a collective of anonymous entities that eat at each other. There's a reason why we have a no cannibalism rule on this forum, there's a reason why off-topic is blocked from guest access, and why I'd rather just ban someone who claims they want to fuck Chris' shitty asshole rather than reveal their dating profile. Because that stuff isn't funny to us. We're not 14 anymore. "tits or gtfo" stopped being relevant when we all got out of highschool. The average age of this forum is between 25 and 30 with less than 5% of all users being under 18. We're also roughly 50/50 male/female.
 
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Null said:
Addendum to Chanbob's post:
There's a reason why we have a no cannibalism rule on this forum, there's a reason why off-topic is blocked from guest access, and why I'd rather just ban someone who claims they want to fuck Chris' shitty asshole rather than reveal their dating profile. Because that stuff isn't funny to us. We're not 14 anymore. "tits or gtfo" stopped being relevant when we all got out of highschool.
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Well gee this sounds like a really swell community run by a very well respect- oh wait a minute
a group of people that like each other said:
I remember after he found out my last name, he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently.
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CätPärty said:
How has Richard touched your life and improved it?
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Well he was the one responsible for this
after a bit of research into this guys Facebook and a bit of google translate, his mother actually smashed his computer in retaliation for how hard Richard made him sperg.
Never logged on to steam since.
I can't hate the guy when he gets results as brilliant as that.
 
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