Orbiter PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts - Canadian DSP Dent forced to stream to cover half the internet bill, wets the bed and sobs on mic at the ripe age of 35, Self harm enthusiast & Drug Addict

Mr. Manchester said:
PWR's kingship will not be granted by being smarter than other lolcows. Nick Rekieta was smart at one point, there's still probably a semblance of his former intelligence cowering in fear while the galaxy gas cloud forms over it. Thing is Rekieta is evil and arrogant.

PWR donates his last $35 dollars to DSP because he wanted him to have a nice birthday, forgoing a delicious burger king meal. PWR gets more money than expected in superchats and gives a hundo (a fortune to PWR) to cats in need. PWR is not king because he is smarter than your average dent, PWR is king because his soul is pure and good.
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PWR's star rising and DSP's decending accordingly. PWR gaining kingship is the best timeline we have gotten compared to keeping the pigroach. SHOUTOUTS TO ALL THE YOUNG, HOT DOODS DRINKING THEIR MOMS BEER watching PWR.
You have my sword AND MY DENT, sire!

I can imagine a "lets get the cat checked out at the VET goal" being ran by DSP before it died or if he has any other pets that might have a problem, when our YOUNG, HOT DOOD, SIMPLY DECIDING HE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH AND SIMPLY DONATES TO ANIMALS because he knows its a worthwhile investment.
Stay Golden, PWR.

I am unironically vibing to this in the background
Thanks to PWR I also made a purchase in the KFC L A N D S C A P E with a coupon that I happened to have. Thank you for the recommendation, King.
 
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The Auditor said:
Has this ever happened before? Somone with a thread unbanning everyone and getting rid of the jannys? Thats pretty effing hot
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There's been unbannings but broom snapping in conjunction i know of not. It's why I could insult Ralph for awhile for messing with the PWR
 
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Something I would proudly wear to work everyday
 
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