this gag isnt even funny anymore, it just tracks as being a humiliation fetish. Find funnier jokes that aren't just being a weird freak.
Pyrocynical / Niall Comas - Inflation / Furshit / Weird Allegations
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>"DA JOKE IS SEEEECCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I hate coomer humor so fucking much, it's unreal
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He's doing the whole "if I lean into the joke really hard, people will think I was always joking," shtick. I mean, it can work if you aren't a massive faggot, but therein lies the issue, because he is a massive faggot.
Luckily, his audience are primarily mentally-challenged faggot zoomers who still drink the "Ivory was a clout-chaser and Turkey Tom was just a big meanie" Kool-Aid.
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Looks like Pyrocynical just got doxxed by the sharty
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It's pretty obvious he's doing it as a joke at this point, it was funny the first time and then stopped being funny after it
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To quote a classic:
Yeah, my first reaction to it is not that he's doing a funny gag, nor that he's just gloating about it, but rather that his brain is free floating in a vat of cum and he's incapable of doing the bare minimum to compartmentalize his coomer shit from his streaming shit.
Same with Vaush, I could only see that as him being very very bad with computers. His desktop where he saved all his shit being synced with OneDrive being the cherry on top. I don't see this as something funny, or something deliberate, I see this as retards not knowing how to use computers because their brains are cum mush.
Learning how to use computers is not hard, but a lot of people have an issue with that. Learning computers is literal caveman logic. You put two and two together, you recognize patterns, and you go from there, like bashing rocks together to see what happens.
When you hit an apple with a rock, it breaks. When you hit a rock with a rock, it won't break. There's an action, there's a reaction. It's repeatable and there are patterns you notice and connect and learn how the world around you works, that's how our species came to be.
Same thing with computers. You save a file, a window pops up, and you see thumbnails. You save a file somewhere else, the next time you see thumbnails in a different folder. You put two and two together, notice a pattern, the action and the reaction, and you now know that if you save porn to your downloads folder, the next time you save something else this will be what you'll see, and if you're streaming everyone sees what you see, so if you don't want anyone else seeing it you move it somewhere else. Basic monkey logic, computers aren't some mysterious black boxes, it's all repeatable schemes and patterns you can memorize.
So when I see someone like Vaush show off his porn folder live, or someone like Pyrocynical showing off his ShareX screencaps full of fat furry porn, I only see a porn addict that's so far gone he lost the basic instincts required for his species' survival, that if he had them he would've avoided this situation. And if it keeps repeating it means that there is a fundamental issue of failing to recognize patterns, the most important function of our ape brain. I see a braindead retard, not a funny running gag.
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I really doubt he gives the least of shits about whether or not this furry shit passes over. He doesn't even get flustered talking about it. He never hid it; he went by pyrocynical on furaffinity and all his coomer porn is posted with that name. He had cropped fat fur shit on Steam and on his phone for years. It's still nuts to me that KF can be this 'generally intelligent' about the most degenerate things yet keep thinking that furries are ashamed let alone aware of how absurd it is to share porn left and right all day.
And at this point in time: It ain't. Every community posts porn without being even half mast. E-society as a whole is nonstop coomer shit to the point that 'le funny mascot inflation' IS le funny mascot inflation. It ain't got shit on what the average hentai gooner pumps their dick to. "It's a furry OC but huge". There's no hyper dick smeg play or even intercourse, it's just "he big". The average vtuber model has a womb brand. Furries may've been out there 10 years ago but they're practically tame today cause of how degenerate porn has gotten, and furries don't think much further than "wouldn't it be cute/hot if his dick was like 20 times bigger
".
It ain't even like Pyro is farming furry viewers. Furries have been obsessed with Vinesauce and Jerma type streamers for fucking years to the point it's part of their personality. Vinesauce shrooms in their art commissions and shit. If anything, Pyro is a good example of a 'real' furry. No fursuit, all porn and online interactivity. Whenever mainstream media interviews a furry it's a suiter with a good job who don't sit online all day. It's not at all the norm.
And at this point in time: It ain't. Every community posts porn without being even half mast. E-society as a whole is nonstop coomer shit to the point that 'le funny mascot inflation' IS le funny mascot inflation. It ain't got shit on what the average hentai gooner pumps their dick to. "It's a furry OC but huge". There's no hyper dick smeg play or even intercourse, it's just "he big". The average vtuber model has a womb brand. Furries may've been out there 10 years ago but they're practically tame today cause of how degenerate porn has gotten, and furries don't think much further than "wouldn't it be cute/hot if his dick was like 20 times bigger
".It ain't even like Pyro is farming furry viewers. Furries have been obsessed with Vinesauce and Jerma type streamers for fucking years to the point it's part of their personality. Vinesauce shrooms in their art commissions and shit. If anything, Pyro is a good example of a 'real' furry. No fursuit, all porn and online interactivity. Whenever mainstream media interviews a furry it's a suiter with a good job who don't sit online all day. It's not at all the norm.
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That and his fetish got exposed under the worst circumstances possible during the Turkey Tom thing. Nothing will ever match that unless he tries to groom another minor.I really doubt he gives the least of shits about whether or not this furry shit passes over. He doesn't even get flustered talking about it. He never hid it; he went by pyrocynical on furaffinity and all his coomer porn is posted with that name. He had cropped fat fur shit on Steam and on his phone for years. It's still nuts to me that KF can be this 'generally intelligent' about the most degenerate things yet keep thinking that furries are ashamed let alone aware of how absurd it is to share porn left and right all day.
And at this point in time: It ain't. Every community posts porn without being even half mast. E-society as a whole is nonstop coomer shit to the point that 'le funny mascot inflation' IS le funny mascot inflation. It ain't got shit on what the average hentai gooner pumps their dick to. "It's a furry OC but huge". There's no hyper dick smeg play or even intercourse, it's just "he big". The average vtuber model has a womb brand. Furries may've been out there 10 years ago but they're practically tame today cause of how degenerate porn has gotten, and furries don't think much further than "wouldn't it be cute/hot if his dick was like 20 times bigger
It ain't even like Pyro is farming furry viewers. Furries have been obsessed with Vinesauce and Jerma type streamers for fucking years to the point it's part of their personality. Vinesauce shrooms in their art commissions and shit. If anything, Pyro is a good example of a 'real' furry. No fursuit, all porn and online interactivity. Whenever mainstream media interviews a furry it's a suiter with a good job who don't sit online all day. It's not at all the norm.
And to add to the coomer shit, it's becoming more and more common for creators with a heavy simp audience to have an OF/Fansly, ranging from softcore shit to hardcore - a furry gooning to commissioned art is very much small fries compared to that.
I mean, back when Keemstar brought up the whole French girl thing, Pyro responded in a video denying the furry allegations, and that was back in a time when furries were the internet's favourite punching bag.I really doubt he gives the least of shits about whether or not this furry shit passes over. He doesn't even get flustered talking about it. He never hid it; he went by pyrocynical on furaffinity and all his coomer porn is posted with that name. He had cropped fat fur shit on Steam and on his phone for years. It's still nuts to me that KF can be this 'generally intelligent' about the most degenerate things yet keep thinking that furries are ashamed let alone aware of how absurd it is to share porn left and right all day.
And at this point in time: It ain't. Every community posts porn without being even half mast. E-society as a whole is nonstop coomer shit to the point that 'le funny mascot inflation' IS le funny mascot inflation. It ain't got shit on what the average hentai gooner pumps their dick to. "It's a furry OC but huge". There's no hyper dick smeg play or even intercourse, it's just "he big". The average vtuber model has a womb brand. Furries may've been out there 10 years ago but they're practically tame today cause of how degenerate porn has gotten, and furries don't think much further than "wouldn't it be cute/hot if his dick was like 20 times bigger
It ain't even like Pyro is farming furry viewers. Furries have been obsessed with Vinesauce and Jerma type streamers for fucking years to the point it's part of their personality. Vinesauce shrooms in their art commissions and shit. If anything, Pyro is a good example of a 'real' furry. No fursuit, all porn and online interactivity. Whenever mainstream media interviews a furry it's a suiter with a good job who don't sit online all day. It's not at all the norm.
So he used to give a shit about being seen as a furry. It's only after the Ivory and Turkey Tom thing happened that he basically had to own up to it and admit that he lied about not being a furry back in 2016 or whenever, and that's when he doubled down. It helps that said doubling down further distracts from the fact that he was such a degenerate he knowingly ERP'd with a 16-year-old, which - tbh - is just as bad as "unknowingly" ERP'ing with a 15-year-old.
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Very concerned for the dude who paid 200$ for Nial to kiss the camera. Pyro fully knows the parasocial game and milks it to its fullest potential.
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Pyro recently got shit after he talked about the Drake-Kendrick feud, said something dumb and/or gay idrc but this one guy called him a groomer with 14k likes. Might be some bots there, but hey.
He then posted the clip of Pyro admitting to continuing his ERP with Ivory after finding out their age. 9:30 in the video, "I never should have continued the furry stuff with him once I learned of his age." Nice community note, by the way.
These posts would, of course, get hit with disparaging quote-retweets by the PDF. Though an anti-Pyro QRT got 7k likes, with its own share of similar responses.
Here are some of the retorts. Majority of them are "watch the whole video!", or "you removed the context!"
There's two explanations for such a response. 1, they ignored the clip. These folks, for example, undoubtedly did not watch the clip based off their arguments. Watch this heckin 22-minute video, but they won't understand or even click on an 11-second clip.
2, they have a mental block installed. What the fuck context could there be other than his EU age-of-consent excuse? If that's the crucial context, then I can't argue since I'm just a burger. And really it's not like they watched the video either, they probably read "Pyrocynical beat those allegations in his video" somewhere and thought that's what happened.
Also, this meme in particular pisses me off. Framing the whole thing like it's a fun anecdote.
Right, it's so funny, isn't it. "Pyro is a lil weird uwu, he likes furry inflation gay fat porn but he would never ever like 16 year olds I promise." I saw this kind of thing a lot on the comment sections of his video. Porn addicts like him don't just magically stop right before the pedophilia station.
The lol give up stance.
Some opinions on age gaps and the age of consent. Again, europoors might be the experts here.
Lastly, namedrops of fuck ass Tom.
I've increasingly seen more and more tweets skeptical of Pyro like this one, some even mentioning Lou. So what this man has taught me is patience. This will all build up to some turkey-free dramatuber in, idk, 2031 reviewing all of the allegations, and his legacy will be that of some YouTube nonce who people were late on calling out. Refresher on his weird case:
He then posted the clip of Pyro admitting to continuing his ERP with Ivory after finding out their age. 9:30 in the video, "I never should have continued the furry stuff with him once I learned of his age." Nice community note, by the way.
These posts would, of course, get hit with disparaging quote-retweets by the PDF. Though an anti-Pyro QRT got 7k likes, with its own share of similar responses.
Here are some of the retorts. Majority of them are "watch the whole video!", or "you removed the context!"
There's two explanations for such a response. 1, they ignored the clip. These folks, for example, undoubtedly did not watch the clip based off their arguments. Watch this heckin 22-minute video, but they won't understand or even click on an 11-second clip.
2, they have a mental block installed. What the fuck context could there be other than his EU age-of-consent excuse? If that's the crucial context, then I can't argue since I'm just a burger. And really it's not like they watched the video either, they probably read "Pyrocynical beat those allegations in his video" somewhere and thought that's what happened.
Also, this meme in particular pisses me off. Framing the whole thing like it's a fun anecdote.
Right, it's so funny, isn't it. "Pyro is a lil weird uwu, he likes furry inflation gay fat porn but he would never ever like 16 year olds I promise." I saw this kind of thing a lot on the comment sections of his video. Porn addicts like him don't just magically stop right before the pedophilia station.
The lol give up stance.
Some opinions on age gaps and the age of consent. Again, europoors might be the experts here.
Lastly, namedrops of fuck ass Tom.
I've increasingly seen more and more tweets skeptical of Pyro like this one, some even mentioning Lou. So what this man has taught me is patience. This will all build up to some turkey-free dramatuber in, idk, 2031 reviewing all of the allegations, and his legacy will be that of some YouTube nonce who people were late on calling out. Refresher on his weird case:
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Very sad that the guy who further infested the biopunk game's community with even more pseudo-intellectual bandkids spergs is a pedophile. Worst yet is that he isn't shot in the head and buried in a shallow grave for obviously being a fucking pedophile.
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It's funny because his bullshit excuse of "accidentally" winding up ERPing with a minor is not a position a well adjusted human being should find himself in, either way. And notice how they keep saying "Bro, just watch for the context." instead of actually posting said context, knowing damn well nobody wants to watch 22 minutes of a furry coomer defending himself.
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I hate the fact I get where he's coming from. At the height of a certain level of furry fandomness, most people being in the 16-24 year bracket, seemingly, it was indeed very common for borderline grooming between old dudes and young kissless virgins finding the flirtation appealing if not endearing. Many of these I've now seen go back to normal and date women, realizing they were groomed easily by the lack of romantic attention in their life thus far.
16 and 19 year old or whatever would not set off alarm bells to anyone back then. Even the whole "minors do not interact" twitter shit is relatively new and very respectable, considering where the fandom was 10 years ago. Now, still diddling furries? Still in that discourse? Now that's a sign of immaturity. He could laugh this shit off, ignore it, and never hear of it again. Literal rapists caught on cam went radio silent for a year and then returned to twitch to 600 viewers and their bills being paid.
They just have to fucking stop wanting to be right. Go quiet, ignore, move on; appreciate your devoted cultists quickly derailing anyone questioning your past.
16 and 19 year old or whatever would not set off alarm bells to anyone back then. Even the whole "minors do not interact" twitter shit is relatively new and very respectable, considering where the fandom was 10 years ago. Now, still diddling furries? Still in that discourse? Now that's a sign of immaturity. He could laugh this shit off, ignore it, and never hear of it again. Literal rapists caught on cam went radio silent for a year and then returned to twitch to 600 viewers and their bills being paid.
They just have to fucking stop wanting to be right. Go quiet, ignore, move on; appreciate your devoted cultists quickly derailing anyone questioning your past.
Mate, go to twitch right now. Every single female streamer has tags or a title along the lines of "come hang out xoxo" or "tinder stream xoxo #single". Some journo did research on Twitch and of 200 sexual onlyfans grifting streams, 2 were male. Pyro isn't remotely in the Stan sphere like vinesauce or jerma, both of whom are plagued with alphabet tards and trannies for validation.
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