“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Trash panda and trash boat
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Train A, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet? How far from each city do they meet?
Potato Chips
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Would you like to go back for "Season 2" of high school with the children of your old gal-pals?
Here we go again!
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You live in a fairly big house. Why not rent out a room or two?
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I got a other question, this time specifically about the trans dimensional soul traveling stuff:
If Chris mentally shits his pants in dimension C197 or his soul gets stressed...
Will Chris’s body in this dimension then suddenly produce DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS?
How does Sonichu feel about this, and has he ever caught a surprise sharting this way?
Orbital Drop Shock Troopers
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Have you ever considered becoming a cam girl?
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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How do you reconcile your body mass index with your self image?
How do you reconcile the fact that you obviously look male with your inflated self image? Also, is Barb ashamed of you?
True & Honest Fan
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Chris, if you want to be seen as feminine, why don't you clean more? Living like a slob is stereotypically seen as something men do. Aren't true and honest women neat and tidy? You ARE a true and honest woman... right?
I am a deceitful person. Be wary of my intentions!
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What causes you the most stress at the moment?
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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What causes you the most stress at the moment?
I can answer that one. Male bulges.
Chris, have you thought about settling for a homosexual relationship with a man since men are the only people who care about you?
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Are these questions for Chris or "Sonichu"?
Better pony up for this game of chance.
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Sonichu why does your "Mama" have a bent penis?
Did you ever wonder what happened to the "Pickleman", aka
@Marvin ?
He was pretty pathetic, almost as much as you.
I want to ask something that might provoke him to think about his life but I know he wouldn’t even bother to digest it or probably even read it so I’ll just play along.
In the future, whether you are still in 1218 or have moved on to C197, what do you see yourself doing? Do you see yourself in CWCville or some other place? Do you even think that far ahead?
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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Is Barb rentable? Asking for Sneasel
Wear your shirt inwards out
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To Sonichu, have you tried running in your current body, zap to the extreme?
last seen: down in the penis mines
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To whoever is in Chris' body: how are the body's various health issues (blood pressure/cholesterol, headaches, insomnia etc.) doing? Which issue is the most annoying to deal with?
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Why did Chris Chan think that Santa Claus would give him a girlfriend for Christmas? Shouldn't he have known that's impossible?
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Does Chris still "recycle"?
It was always too late.
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Sonichu, can you walk us through your daily meditative routine(s)? Which form do you and your mother subscribe to: concentrative or mindfulness?
Do you know Chris' routine and could you walk us through it?
shes got pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
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What Switch game does Chris have the most hours logged in?
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