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Does anyone remeber when ralph went on tonka the first time?
I vaguely remember he tried to start shit with someone.
All I can remeber is ralph talking shit and JFG Banning him.
 
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NynchLiggers said:
No it's unfunny but not embarassing like "Broke Dick Farms''
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Karen Farms at least sort of gives the impression of the site name, Broke Dick Farms means nothing except to those cursed with knowledge of the deepest lore. To anyone else, it sounds like he is talking about Ram Ranch after erectile dysfunction kicks in.

Kiwi is the more iconic part of the name, so use that. But then you would have to transform the Farms part, and the natural choice is Fags or Faggots; but unfortunately Ralph got into beef with Josh at a time when Ralph wasn't allowed to say naughty slurs.
 
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Here's a question that's been bothering me ever since the Pillstream. Am I the only person that hears "I can't get it up" rather than "I can't get up" during the dialysis conversation between Sandra and Gunt. I always hear "it".
 
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An automatic clown said:
How did Ralph get his own sub forum?
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Because Gunt's fall from grace was one of the sharpest declines ever documented in Kiwi Farms, while there were individuals that were more successful than him before reaching cowdom (LowT for example) Gunt's downfall happened in a single year while the other careercows that had prestige once took from a decade to five years to reach full lolcow status. (And Ralph's ridiculous acts combined with his bridge-burning too)
 
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How did Ralph get his own sub forum?
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I'm pretty sure it started with the sex tape, intrest in him exploded after that, we got a new gunt emoji and everything. Sub forum was started to contain that spergery and Ralph has continued to be a complete disaster of a person. This sub forum probably would have died and his thread returned to internet famous if he could stop fucking up and being an embarrassment to himself for 5 minutes.

:gunt::gunt::gunt::gunt:
 
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I'm sure it's been asked before, but I really want to know how Ethan gets all these women. Not just to fuck him, but to have his babies.

I know, all the women are mentally fucked in the head trainwrecks, but they're all at least decent looking and desirable enough to have lots of simps to choose from.

Why do they choose this grotesque 1/10 severely morbidly obese, ugly, comically short manlet, dirty deadbeat dad, criminal loser that constantly destroys his own life? It doesn't seem like he has much money. He has some e-status, but not enough to stand out much.
 
Would anyone be interested in an isolated thread for Ralph spergouts? Trying to find, for example, the Aydin Paladin rant, can be laborious at times.
 
does anyone know where i can find those images of action figures someone used to post? like the weird goofy ones for killstream (TM) people and such

i think twitter, but i can't remember who the guy was or if they are around anywhere
 
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I apologize for necroposting but this is the best place I can find for this. I'm really late to the Gunt and it seems like there isn't a CWCki-like resource to explain everything in detail. Is there an up-to-date timeline of Ralph on the forum somewhere? The best one I've found last had its OP updated in February 2021. It seems like a lot has happened with him since, just based on the popularity of this board.
 
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Nondescript Autist said:
I apologize for necroposting but this is the best place I can find for this. I'm really late to the Gunt and it seems like there isn't a CWCki-like resource to explain everything in detail. Is there an up-to-date timeline of Ralph on the forum somewhere? The best one I've found last had its OP updated in February 2021. It seems like a lot has happened with him since, just based on the popularity of this board.
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I would recommend starting with Kino Casino Episode 2: The Fuck Ralph Festival:


that will catch you up to 2022, form then on i'd catch up on the next few episodes, especially 3 and 4, then watch Metokur destroy Ralph on the Boulder Stream with Jarbo:


after that, just jump through the recent threads from end of Jan on and you should be good.
 
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