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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%

  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Water-T said:
Because Quinty didn't look gay enough, now he's going for the "cop in the Village People" look.

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Actually, it was the "leatherman" who had that look - you know, the inspiration for Mr. Slave.

Keep all cats away from Quinton.
 
Quinton owns ANTIFA detractors with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON:
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Literally "it says so in the name". Hardly take surpassing from a smooth-brain like Quinton.
 
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Shambler said:
sorry im late but didn't he give this place a hundred bucks to get a "free" 100 dollar gift card to their locations? he didn't go already?
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I couldn't find it because after seeing this gem from a year ago I gave up looking. I wouldn't doubt he did it. He did sunk at least a grand on a sex doll (named Joe btw, my bad), he did adquire an anual pass for DisneyLand he only used for his three week long introspective journey and I refuse to believe at least a couple of his cameos have been paid.
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I'm probably going to archive the Garfield Vacation video just for the explanation on why he is so obssesed with it. It's sad when we have known the outcome of this for over two months and I can't shake the feeling he only got back to editing it because he wrote Erik praising him for it.

Hyping even more the VoidCon with Carson's cameo.

 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Quinton owns ANTIFA detractors with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON:
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Literally "it says so in the name". Hardly take surpassing from a smooth-brain like Quinton.
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I wonder if he's aware that their list of "fascists" includes not only Nazis, landlords, and police officers, but also small business owners, school administrators, most government bodies, and, if they're hardcore enough, liberals and even social democrats. Or, I suppose more importantly, would he even care?
 
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Who Vile said:
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Somewhat quickly deleted, both the tweet and reply admiting it was embarrassing were left up for about an hour to see if Shaun would bite.
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My God, he is so desperate to get Shaun on the VoidCon video. He even listed him in "funniest people I could get".
If anyone is interested in knowing this, half the cameos are really just permissions to use logos or images from other channels such as TierZoo. I wouldn't be surprised if the reason only the CA senpais, Huntress, Erik and Jreg have multiple lines is because they are the only ones Q didn't have to beg for lines.

So allow me to explain in less words what the VoidCon video really is since my previous post about it is just a summary and Qoomer's magnum opus is not worth the brain energy.
- The script reads as if Q explores his career through the exchanges he has and ends with his current status. It starts with him trying to bond with reviewers and failing miserably to make meaningful connections with anyone and ends with everyone in the video being dispossed just as he was.
- It has many monologues that are just Q acknowledging that he is alone YouTube wise. He is not invited to parties, people openly tell him to shut up and the only panel he could have participated (a Garfield panel) ends with him getting shut down by Emirichu. The only people that aren't antagonistic towrds him are Jreg and Erik. Phelous and the surving youtubers from 2025 shift towards him gradually and Q insults Guru Larry.
- The Worthikids cameo is him snarkly addressing his past as a Rankin/Bass reviewer. He thinks he grew out of it and there's nothing left there for him, yet he feels like animating this segment with effects I doubt he can can pull of in so little time (if he even knows how to make stop motion animation). If this reminds you of The Trial in NC's The Wall it probably will be the source of plenty of memes.
- The closest thing to a plot is that Linkara warns Q that there's a conspiracy against him, the conspiracy is organized by a Leftist Council. This might be a reference to how his older fans accuse his politisperging of ruining the channel since even Q should recognize this narrative does line up with his views and sub count sinking.
- The Void is his "cancellation" (it has him literally saying "I burnt my last bridge") and devolves into The End of Evangelion. Then all his sins are forgiven because Erik conforts him because both admit to piss off people online on purpose.

Flowergothic (creator of the Kiwi Farms video Null has shitted on, had a thread arguing if she was trans or not, appeared on the Garfield EATS Zoom call) is on the Quew. Somehow still uninvited.
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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Maybe because people are more willing to listen to someone who is presenting their point in a calm and respectful manner, and not some asshole screaming like a baboon with its ass on fire?

Why do NPCs like Quinty bother to cancel JK Rowling? She already got her billions from these fucks, and due to libel/slander laws in the UK, she can sue them into the stone age if she fucking felt like it.
 
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Water-T said:
Why do NPCs like Quinty bother to cancel JK Rowling? She already got her billions from these fucks, and due to libel/slander laws in the UK, she can sue them into the stone age if she fucking felt like it.
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Because they all have this delusional sense of moral obligation to destroy anyone brings up the fact that biology exists.

It doesn't matter who is it, or if they're left or right, they have to bring them down because they genuinely believe that if someone admits there are only two genders or that they're just a woman, that is enough to be transphobic.

These people live on lies and delusions, do not expect them to act reasonably.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Quinton's big mad that Rowling isn't getting as much backlash as he thinks she should:
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Maybe because one person is actually making a point and one is just throwing out insults. For all the dumb shit JK Rowling has said why get mad over this your making me defend her and I don't like that.
 
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