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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I took a look at his video ideas, and I see he's planning to cover all of the Garfield horror art stuff that LumpyTouch started.

I just don't get it. I'm not even that old and I just don't understand the fascination with taking Garfield and giving him sharp teeth and tentacles. It's not even that creative, it's been done with countless cute and humorous things, like pokemon and Mickey Mouse.

What about Garfield with red eyes and realistic viscera appeals to these reddit mongoloids? It's not clever, it's not interesting or inspired, and it's not even fuckin funny. It's the same thing with Quintons Garfield fascination, it's as if he thinks attaching a recognizable property to himself makes up for his lack of personality.
 
I took a look at his video ideas, and I see he's planning to cover all of the Garfield horror art stuff that LumpyTouch started.

I just don't get it. I'm not even that old and I just don't understand the fascination with taking Garfield and giving him sharp teeth and tentacles. It's not even that creative, it's been done with countless cute and humorous things, like pokemon and Mickey Mouse.

What about Garfield with red eyes and realistic viscera appeals to these reddit mongoloids? It's not clever, it's not interesting or inspired, and it's not even fuckin funny. It's the same thing with Quintons Garfield fascination, it's as if he thinks attaching a recognizable property to himself makes up for his lack of personality.
It's postmodern tripe. Bugmen eat that stuff up because their brains are broken.
 
I took a look at his video ideas, and I see he's planning to cover all of the Garfield horror art stuff that LumpyTouch started.

I just don't get it. I'm not even that old and I just don't understand the fascination with taking Garfield and giving him sharp teeth and tentacles. It's not even that creative, it's been done with countless cute and humorous things, like pokemon and Mickey Mouse.

What about Garfield with red eyes and realistic viscera appeals to these reddit mongoloids? It's not clever, it's not interesting or inspired, and it's not even fuckin funny. It's the same thing with Quintons Garfield fascination, it's as if he thinks attaching a recognizable property to himself makes up for his lack of personality.
My guess is because Lumpy's a pretty decent sprite artist and that he also put a few interesting spins on the whole "Gorefield" thing (incorporating Zodiac signs into them for example).
 
My guess is because Lumpy's a pretty decent sprite artist and that he also put a few interesting spins on the whole "Gorefield" thing (incorporating Zodiac signs into them for example).
Yeah but even Lumpy kind of ran it into the ground. As fantastic as his art is, using Garfield over and over again feels like treading water.

The original Gorefield videos were also based on adventure games and survival horror like Clock Tower and Resident Evil. If you ask me that angle has way more potential than just "scary creature but Garfield".

Also Quinton bad
 
Please go on because Quinton no doubt probably needs a list to understand why people thinks he is a fuck up because he has proven he does not have the mental capable to do deep introspectives that aren't just parroting someone else has said
- Quinton calls Mauler and Rags out for "believing themselves to be warriors on a culture war while just being geeks" (verbatim).
- Quinton ends friendship with Turkey Tom over his attacks of Mr. Enter while being okay with following Tom's steps on mocking TGFM.
- Quinton calls the guppies out for critizing him over very petty things. His most viewed videos are all on youtubers way bigger than him over just as personal stuff.
- Quinton calls the community out for not inviting him to parties or gatherings when the people that did met him all have commented on how much of a twat he can be.
- Quinton calls other people spineless on not coming to support "trans rites" and BLM while having a history of erasing all opinions he gets ratiod for.
- Quinton calls out his critics for dehumanizing him while his most famous tweet is "when you bring Ben Shapiro, you humanize his platform" and according to Discord leaks he might be regretting humanizing Nathen Mazri.
- Quinton calls out his critics for not reaching out to him to get his side, while being known for shittalking people he doesn't like and treat as fact.
- Quinton claims he shouldn't be judged by his past content (2 year window), still brings up JonTron's debate with Destiny.
- Quinton calls other people petty for critizing him while the reason this thread started in the first place was because Quinton was celebrating Mumkey getting terminated over getting called a "fat cuck".
- Quinton has called other youtubers out for not being very informative. He has admitted most of his videos are his recolections of the video's topic.

I'm so glad I don't recognise any of these other people (except albino black sheep). Whoever runs this site needs to be more ambitious, I'm guessing they just want to get in with the breadtubers or something.
I don't recognize most either but they seem to mostly pick gaming youtubers with either a good subcount or a reasonable presence on their communities. Some previous campaigns that I do recognize include ShoeOnHead, AlternateHistoryHub and Jello Apocalypse while including two friends of Quinton with Saltydkdan and Berd in two separate stints. Alinity is one of the upcoming models.

Of the active campaigns I only recognize Thafnine and Syrmor besides the already mentioned Albino Black Sheep.
- Thafnine does long video essays on various topics, mostly videogames, that are very well edited. He was the voice of Amy Rose on Internet Historian's Sonic Highschool and also commented on Emp Lemon's The Quest for the Blue Checkmark commenting on how much he despises them. A pretty solid channel but he does take ages to upload (to the point he has a second streaming channel) and he sided in the anti-Slazo camp a year ago but has come to apologize for it. (307/400 with 9 days to go)
- Syrmor is known for his series Humans of VRChat, in which he talks with strangers about their life experiences. Unlike most other VRChat series this one is pretty cathartic since most of the videos that end up on his Youtube channel are conversations on issues such as drug addiction, alcoholism, sexual trauma, trauma in general and some cases even mortality and normalcy while not compromising making them funny when it's appropiate. (254/400 with 2 days to go)

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The TikTok video has yet to drop and this is the current state of the Makeship campaign.
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Quinton Reviews/H3H3 crossover lolcow video when?
Not a video but at least you a got retweet

Honestly watching the vid leafy did say he was at the outskirts of protest/riots with and had a gun on him. The only thing is the statement was " I just want someday in my life for someone to give me an excuse to shoot them" which to me in no way says he wants to murder protesters/rioters but, I really can't tell if its me being retarded or Quinton being disingenuous.
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Forgot to add the twitter video
 
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Not a video but at least you a got retweet

Honestly watching the vid leafy did say he was at the outskirts of protest/riots with and had a gun on him. The only thing is the statement was " I just want someday in my life for someone to give me an excuse to shoot them" which to me in no way says he wants to murder protesters/rioters but, I really can't tell if its me being retarded or Quinton being disingenuous.
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Unlike all those peaceful protesters who came with bats and kerosene and shit, who were clearly looking for an excuse to give warm hugs of friendship and support their communities.

Assuming that Leafy wasn't just making an edgy joke.
 
I took a look at his video ideas, and I see he's planning to cover all of the Garfield horror art stuff that LumpyTouch started.

I just don't get it. I'm not even that old and I just don't understand the fascination with taking Garfield and giving him sharp teeth and tentacles. It's not even that creative, it's been done with countless cute and humorous things, like pokemon and Mickey Mouse.

What about Garfield with red eyes and realistic viscera appeals to these reddit mongoloids? It's not clever, it's not interesting or inspired, and it's not even fuckin funny. It's the same thing with Quintons Garfield fascination, it's as if he thinks attaching a recognizable property to himself makes up for his lack of personality.
I think it's the intersection of the rise of ironic/kitsch culture, nostalgia being ubiquitous, the popularity of IP subversion (what if Dora the Explorer WAS AN ACTION HERO?!?!), and general online horror culture popular with children and man-children.

So Garfield, a bland, unassuming IP that many kids grew up with, is perfect for subverting into a horror series.
 
I took a look at his video ideas, and I see he's planning to cover all of the Garfield horror art stuff that LumpyTouch started.

I just don't get it. I'm not even that old and I just don't understand the fascination with taking Garfield and giving him sharp teeth and tentacles. It's not even that creative, it's been done with countless cute and humorous things, like pokemon and Mickey Mouse.

What about Garfield with red eyes and realistic viscera appeals to these reddit mongoloids? It's not clever, it's not interesting or inspired, and it's not even fuckin funny. It's the same thing with Quintons Garfield fascination, it's as if he thinks attaching a recognizable property to himself makes up for his lack of personality.
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I do kinda like the John Carpenter's The Thing vibe some of the art has going for it, but the "cartoon character but a monster" is getting really tired
 
The life of Quinton Reviews:
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"CONSOOM PRODUCT"- Quinton Kyle Hoover
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Hello I am Quinton.exe I enjoy Garfield and collecting Funko pops that resemble recognizable figures in Pop culture such as Bill and Ted

Would you be willing to take this survey about how excited you are for Product# 362728463 and possibly win an exclusive *file not found*

Please verify ID though use of federal barcode on forehead
 
If he's so afraid of death and wants to be alive why does he even feel the need to make a list of "reasons to be alive"? I get it because depression, but if you are afraid of death and wanting to be alive, you will never think about trying to make a list to begin with, depression or not.
Because Quinton has no purpose in life, he's never gonna get married and start a family, or found/climb the latter of a successful corporation, or likely even move out of his parent's house, and deep down he knows that which makes him depressed. Now he doesn't want to die mind you, he just wants something to fill the void and that reason to live list was him trying to come up with things that do
 
If he's so afraid of death and wants to be alive why does he even feel the need to make a list of "reasons to be alive"? I get it because depression, but if you are afraid of death and wanting to be alive, you will never think about trying to make a list to begin with, depression or not.
Because Quinton has no purpose in life, he's never gonna get married and start a family, or found/climb the latter of a successful corporation, or likely even move out of his parent's house, and deep down he knows that which makes him depressed. Now he doesn't want to die mind you, he just wants something to fill the void and that reason to live list was him trying to come up with things that do
He's posting about it publicly for pity points. I don't think he has ever made a list. This is suicide baiting but without even pretending you're gonna do it.
 
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