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We’re all lonely people. Human condition. Some of us just use it to lash out. Part of what makes a cow a cow.
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Holy fuck. Him bitching about Mumkey Jones in that leak is recent?
It's been a while since that happened so correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Quntin send a bunch dms to an account he thought was Jones with all sorts of sentence enhancers like faggot? Then said fake account told the real Mumkey and he laughed at him on stream? And this was after Quinton thought it'd be a good idea to celebrate Mumkey getting nuked by YouTube as if that was ever gonna be good optics.
Mumkey has his own problems but Quinton will always be in the wrong when it comes to him. And I cannot believe he still hasn't let that go.
Quinton is such a sorry excuse for a human being. He's not mentally ill, he's just emotionally stunted. I got a funny feeling that artist comment is him trying to come off as a tortured artist to look legitimate despite making basic bitch YouTube videos. And of course looking for pity but that's just about every action q takes so it should be assumed without saying. It's honestly quite infuriating to read that shit. Great tortured artists weren't great because of their problems or self loathing, they were great in spite of them.
Quinton should worry more about not being such a spaz before worrying whether his art is any good (it isn't). He doesn't have particularly fatal problems (he's better off mentally than the afromentioned Mumkey even if he doesn't come across as much) and should just take really basic strides to improve himself.
That's what makes him a quintessential lolcow. All his problems are self induced and not due to some kind of unchecked mental illness but due to being severely online and retreating into a hugbox. As such I'll never get tired of making fun of him.
It's been a while since that happened so correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Quntin send a bunch dms to an account he thought was Jones with all sorts of sentence enhancers like faggot? Then said fake account told the real Mumkey and he laughed at him on stream? And this was after Quinton thought it'd be a good idea to celebrate Mumkey getting nuked by YouTube as if that was ever gonna be good optics.
Mumkey has his own problems but Quinton will always be in the wrong when it comes to him. And I cannot believe he still hasn't let that go.
Quinton is such a sorry excuse for a human being. He's not mentally ill, he's just emotionally stunted. I got a funny feeling that artist comment is him trying to come off as a tortured artist to look legitimate despite making basic bitch YouTube videos. And of course looking for pity but that's just about every action q takes so it should be assumed without saying. It's honestly quite infuriating to read that shit. Great tortured artists weren't great because of their problems or self loathing, they were great in spite of them.
Quinton should worry more about not being such a spaz before worrying whether his art is any good (it isn't). He doesn't have particularly fatal problems (he's better off mentally than the afromentioned Mumkey even if he doesn't come across as much) and should just take really basic strides to improve himself.
That's what makes him a quintessential lolcow. All his problems are self induced and not due to some kind of unchecked mental illness but due to being severely online and retreating into a hugbox. As such I'll never get tired of making fun of him.
Box Tie
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I think this leak is more of a crushing blow to Quinton than most people might realize. That Quinton is a lonely, insecure person isn't news but I think these leaks further expose just how much he depends on these unhealthy parasocial behaviors for his mental health. He clearly takes great comfort in being able to speak somewhat openly in his bunker, where he psyches himself up while his loyal acolytes offer praise and support after a bad day on the internet.
It is difficult to imagine that Quinton has any real friends, even internet friends, if his needy behavior with strangers or colleagues as Bob might call them is any indication, he's sure to drive any people who might come to like him away by being an unrelenting emotional leech.
With his emotional bunker compromised by the forces of evil, what will he do? Retreat into a sub-sub basement of his discord where only the most vocal and loyal are permitted, where there will be even fewer people to absorb the crushing weight of Quintons emotional need?
Or will he finally realize depending on a subset of committed fansboys for emotional support is a horrible idea that will never not backfire, strike out on his own, harden up and become his own man, with or without the help of intensive therapy and a reorganization of his life?
I'm going with the third option, he'll isolate himself even from his fanboys, cry cryptically on twitter and set course for a new low.
It is difficult to imagine that Quinton has any real friends, even internet friends, if his needy behavior with strangers or colleagues as Bob might call them is any indication, he's sure to drive any people who might come to like him away by being an unrelenting emotional leech.
With his emotional bunker compromised by the forces of evil, what will he do? Retreat into a sub-sub basement of his discord where only the most vocal and loyal are permitted, where there will be even fewer people to absorb the crushing weight of Quintons emotional need?
Or will he finally realize depending on a subset of committed fansboys for emotional support is a horrible idea that will never not backfire, strike out on his own, harden up and become his own man, with or without the help of intensive therapy and a reorganization of his life?
I'm going with the third option, he'll isolate himself even from his fanboys, cry cryptically on twitter and set course for a new low.
Stasi
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Can't believe this faggot thinks he is making 'art'
Nigga, you made some mediocre videos about internet speds, calm down.
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Quinton has some weird forced, naive childlike mentality that comes off as mentally ill and obsessive as fuck, because it is. He gives off extremely bad vibes always like he's about to lose it.
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I don't know if it makes it better or worse but I think that he's genuinely a fan of Garfield, he's just hiding it behind irony for some reason.
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Quinton posted a list of all the shit he's bought for recent videos:
Archive: https://archive.is/Zg2At
Archive: https://archive.is/Zg2At
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this is totally one of those things where a youtuber is like "I can't believe you guys made me do this!" but they're secretly loving it, right?
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All he's missing is the white van he rented and the cleaning bill
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I've spent a good deal of time crusing through this thread just because I just wanted to get some more perspective on Q. I am going to have to say that this guy's future will be void and lonely if he doesn't do something about his emotional problems. Half of the problem is that he obviously found popularity before he can establish a bit of an identity for himself beyond just jumping on bandwagons. I can tell that just based on his tendency to want to be apart of the 
tube click, and how he seems to have issues in developing proper interpersonal relationships. Hence he has to deviate into either Neverland syndrome, or else he ends up emotionally becoming too much of a burden on his peers. Hence that being the driving force for him to push any meaningful friendships or relationships that he can ascertain.
tube click, and how he seems to have issues in developing proper interpersonal relationships. Hence he has to deviate into either Neverland syndrome, or else he ends up emotionally becoming too much of a burden on his peers. Hence that being the driving force for him to push any meaningful friendships or relationships that he can ascertain. I'm the same age as Q, and I see the differential in perspective to be vast.
Looking at when his channel boomed compared to now, it's sad that he sort of robbed himself of some great formative experiences that would of probably of helped him form a more rounded world view. Hence he has to fixate his time and energy on creating subpar lazy content to fund his coomzoomerism. Along side to supplement real contact with real people with internet orbiters. The lack of self awareness is the common attribute of the cow, hence maybe if he decides to read through this thread. Maybe he should focus on some critical feedback that he doesn't get enough of in a balanced manner. Problem with that supplement for real human contact is you see two extremes, the bootlickers, and the trolls.
For some one that likes to riff on speds and even bash our Lord and saviour the goddess Chris Chan, he acts exactly in parallel to Chris. Steals other people's content, takes credit for other people's ideas, puts little energy into his "art", engages in drama even though he hates it, blasts his personal information everywhere, buys stupid shit that he doesn't need, doesn't consider the feelings of others, and is a full blown narcissist.
At this stage in you life Q if you read this, take some accountability and maybe get off of brain dead Twitter, and go maybe take some classes in film & communications to better amplify your content. Get your head out of the cringe fringe poltidicking that is fucking gay, your political takes suck shit out of a funnel. You review and critic films for babies get over yourself. If you wanna be a film maker, get better informed on the equipment, software, logistics involved, and learn how to fucking write. Obviously do what makes your audience happy, if you like doing reviews on films for babies, then be my guest. Just keep the cringe fringe out of it, remove your personal problems out of the equation.
Try to find some hobbies outside of video production, can't just be work all of the time, or the quality ends up suffering like yours obviously has. This is what happens when you surround yourself in an internet hugbox. You lose grasp of reality and have a thread dedicated to pure exceptionalism. This is because autism is a spectators sport. You don't want to be 30,40,50 years old. Let all of your best years slip by because you wanted to stay comfortable.
Challenge yourself, or be like the various other cows on this website. Lack self awareness and let this be your only accomplishment in life. Getting bluespiked by random troons on the internet. This is the end of my TED talk, thank you faggots.
Looking at when his channel boomed compared to now, it's sad that he sort of robbed himself of some great formative experiences that would of probably of helped him form a more rounded world view. Hence he has to fixate his time and energy on creating subpar lazy content to fund his coomzoomerism. Along side to supplement real contact with real people with internet orbiters. The lack of self awareness is the common attribute of the cow, hence maybe if he decides to read through this thread. Maybe he should focus on some critical feedback that he doesn't get enough of in a balanced manner. Problem with that supplement for real human contact is you see two extremes, the bootlickers, and the trolls.
For some one that likes to riff on speds and even bash our Lord and saviour the goddess Chris Chan, he acts exactly in parallel to Chris. Steals other people's content, takes credit for other people's ideas, puts little energy into his "art", engages in drama even though he hates it, blasts his personal information everywhere, buys stupid shit that he doesn't need, doesn't consider the feelings of others, and is a full blown narcissist.
At this stage in you life Q if you read this, take some accountability and maybe get off of brain dead Twitter, and go maybe take some classes in film & communications to better amplify your content. Get your head out of the cringe fringe poltidicking that is fucking gay, your political takes suck shit out of a funnel. You review and critic films for babies get over yourself. If you wanna be a film maker, get better informed on the equipment, software, logistics involved, and learn how to fucking write. Obviously do what makes your audience happy, if you like doing reviews on films for babies, then be my guest. Just keep the cringe fringe out of it, remove your personal problems out of the equation.
Try to find some hobbies outside of video production, can't just be work all of the time, or the quality ends up suffering like yours obviously has. This is what happens when you surround yourself in an internet hugbox. You lose grasp of reality and have a thread dedicated to pure exceptionalism. This is because autism is a spectators sport. You don't want to be 30,40,50 years old. Let all of your best years slip by because you wanted to stay comfortable.
Challenge yourself, or be like the various other cows on this website. Lack self awareness and let this be your only accomplishment in life. Getting bluespiked by random troons on the internet. This is the end of my TED talk, thank you faggots.
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It's pretty apparent that Q has an unhealthy dynamic with his Discord groupies. The second he encounters the slightest disappointment (like his videos not hitting his unrealistic idea of getting a bazillion views in hours), he hides within his Discord and expects his coterie to soothe his bruised ego and assure him that he is the Prettiest Princess in all of Garfieldland.
Look, I get it. We all face adversity and can get discouraged. But it's not beneficial to both Q and his hanger-ons at all to continue this song and dance of "Q sets unrealistic expectations, they get unmet, he runs crying to his Qrew, and they figuratively suck his dick until he puts down the toaster away from his bathtub". Lather, rinse, repeat.
TL;DR: Stop making your content in the expectation that you'll get A-list YouTuber numbers of views, or that the BreadTubers are going to finally let you into their clique*, quit relying on your paypigs to prop up your increasingly fragile mental state, and go spend your money on a therapist instead of Garfield plushies you fat sped.
*it's never going to happen, and Mommy Hontra will never fuck you.
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Something about this brings me joy. The fact they are here among us, and also that they think some of us aren't among them in the discord is delightful. It's a super secret double dog dare discord.Lemmings Track KF
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iCarly? Seriously? You'll excuse me now for 30 minutes while I laugh my ass off.
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Why this much for iCarly lmao
I can maybe understand if it's some popular YouTuber who has a huge amount of money for a high budget video but this is Quinton we are talking about lmao
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12 year old manchild trapped in a 24 year old male body, is the best explanation I can come up with. Everything else I could assume goes deep into creep territory.
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After his magnum chodeus video, he’s left with more useless plastic shit to adorn the background of future shitty videos. My condolences to the person who he eventually convinces to cross the threshold of that neck beard nest.
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This guy's face annoys me more than Bobert's.
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So how long until he troons out?