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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Jesus christ I just found this video that's not even a full year old and he looks significantly less fat here than he does now.


How the fuck did he get so fucking fat so fast?
Main theory is that all the guppies gave him so much anxiety he ate his feelings and bounced back while adding some extra stuffing.
He once said "Since I stopped taking the redpill, I have lost weight because is so full of calories". It's shite when irony comes back at ye.
 
Quinton's youtube "career" is like the plot in a typical high school movie where the main character acts like a douchebag and abandons the few friends she had to try to fit in with the cool kids only to find out they don't want anything to do with her so she ends up alone and pathetic.
 
Quinton's youtube "career" is like the plot in a typical high school movie where the main character acts like a douchebag and abandons the few friends she had to try to fit in with the cool kids only to find out they don't want anything to do with her so she ends up alone and pathetic.
Except because this is real life his old friends don't have a sudden change of heart and take him back
 
Jesus christ I just found this video that's not even a full year old and he looks significantly less fat here than he does now.


How the fuck did he get so fucking fat so fast?
Main theory is that all the guppies gave him so much anxiety he ate his feelings and bounced back while adding some extra stuffing.
He once said "Since I stopped taking the redpill, I have lost weight because is so full of calories". It's shite when irony comes back at ye.

If I was a betting man, I'd wager that Quinton did a LOT of fasting and crash dieting to lose most of his weight. Normally when you do that, your diet is a lot more limited and can cause a few other issues. When people lose the weight quickly, they don't change their dietary habits - So when they 'stop' dieting, and return to their original eating habits, they'll more than likely get close back to their original weight.

So, Quinton's still probably downing lasanga.
 
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He's just made a non-Patreon discord server. I feel like he's gonna have to be on high-alert for alt-right nazi trolls very shortly
 
The funniest thing Quinton has ever tweeted:
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"My channel is dying lmao". All because he can't stop talking about politics and his lust for troons.
It's funny how his channel stopped growing after his Thinning 2 video where he took a completely outta left field direction by ranting about Drumpf and then tying it into the movie. His channel was actually growing at a rapid pace. It's sorta like the whole thing with JelloApocalypse and shit during the midterms. People don't want to hear your political views, Quinton, people just want good ol' fashioned takes on media, like you used to do before you used what made people hate your Thinning 2 video and run with it full-time because you thought that doing that weeded out your "alt-right" fans.
 
It's funny how his channel stopped growing after his Thinning 2 video where he took a completely outta left field direction by ranting about Drumpf and then tying it into the movie. His channel was actually growing at a rapid pace. It's sorta like the whole thing with JelloApocalypse and shit during the midterms. People don't want to hear your political views, Quinton, people just want good ol' fashioned takes on media, like you used to do before you used what made people hate your Thinning 2 video and run with it full-time because you thought that doing that weeded out your "alt-right" fans.
Quinton's killing his channel to own the cons. Very big-brained move.
 
Quinton's killing his channel to own the cons. Very big-brained move.
And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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Oh shit hes finally gonna cover watchmen I cant wait for quinton to make a fool of himself when he covers media slightly more complicated then animated movies or youtube drama. He goes make some embarrassingly dumb takes
 
And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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When did Alex Jones fallen?
 
The funniest thing Quinton has ever tweeted:
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"My channel is dying lmao". All because he can't stop talking about politics and his lust for troons.
It's even sadder when you consider he hasn't done shit this year. So people are unsubscribing just cuz.
Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.
It think it goes deeper than that. When you look at how fans like Salandria see Quinton you notice that they werent there for the analysis but rather how Quinton seems like a friend you would have that has a Youtube channel.
Quinton's decline goes beyond his polítics, those came with Q buying his own hype. He was quickly rising and getting recognized by his idols and made friends with rising stars.
Quinton was self-aware, that was his gimmick, since he grew an ego whatever appeal he had banished, it doesn't help that he never developed self-esteem.

As for the videos, Fallen Titans really has become his soapbox. Can't believe people thought this was going to be akin to Down The Rabbit Hole or Atrocity Guide. It also surprises me that half of those ideas were things he "scrapped" last year.
 
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And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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I'm looking forward to seeing him try to avoid mentioning EmpLemon's name and any of the points he made in his Leafy video. Or the same with Turkey Tom's Alex Jones video, since they're both right-leaning people he was friends with before he went breadtube.
 
Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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The Alex Jones video is going to be filled with bad skits, orange man bad and virtue signaling. I bet you that Quinton is barely going to mention the 9/11 shit. The comments will be either moderated to hell, turned off or a shitshow.
 
And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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I cant belive he would make a video about Alex Jones. I get that he might seem like an easy target with his crazy outlandish statments but this is a very petty man with a very petty and loyal audience(not counting the ones who are there just for the memes). This is not going to end well because most of the other videos he has made on people are to above it all to care what a nobody like Quinton thinks but Aelx Jones would get in a fight with racconns if someone said they called his mother a gay pedo hollywood vampire. Honestly i cant wait.
 
And at the same time, he's killing his only source of income as well as his growth by only appealing to a certain group of people. Quinton was good pre-Thinning 2 because he didn't try to politicize his media analysis. He just analyzed the media as it was. He appealed to film fans. His changing lanes to politics weeds out the audience that not only doesn't agree with his opinions but also those who don't want to hear political takes in media reviews and just want the media reviews. And it's sad he fell under such a rabbit hole to try to fit into the whole Breadtube cult, forcedly in his attempts, with his little "Garfield says 'trans rights'" shirt and all of that hooey.

Edit: Also, Quinton's upcoming vids according to his Discord:

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Looking forward to the spergfest Mauler and his pet degenerate are going to have come July.

And the only qualifications I can see for the Alex Jones "Fallen" status is him getting collectively yeeted from most internet spaces. He still maintains what he's about as far as I know.
 
This seems like an extremely bad move on Quinton's part, but in his discord he's posted these google docs of his future scripts that people can actually edit

"My Garfield Vacation"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X5IX-yea9wjw1RQ8W5x3jDfV4IgeE9As2k0YZCDYlXU/edit
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"Animeme | Fallen Titans #17"
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He's done this before. I remember looking at his script for Bee Movie Knockoffs before the video was out. I thought it was weird then and it's still quite strange now.
 
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