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[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Something somewhat esoteric here is that Quinton has always been in the heavy side but there was this window of time between early 2018 and mid 2019 when he was "skinny" (read, semi-ideal weight for someone his height and age) and he has never managed to get there again since.
The general theory is that when his channel became profitable for the first time, he invested in himself by going on a strict diet and exercising regularly at LA Fitness. We know he went to LA Fitness because he mentioned it back in the day. He said someone recognized him in the showers in late 2018 and it seems he just gave up. He also mentioned once he walked around the block but also quit when it 'stopped feeling safe', to this day no one has confirmed if there really was anyone in his zip code that really wanted to fuck with him. He has mentioned he does an even easier version of a Tik Tok workout and mainly uses the treadmill. If he hasn't been able to just get back to a healthy weight is because he rewards himself with food after doing something.
Shitty eating habits are his true cross. I want to give him credit for talking about having an eating disorder because its generally seen as a woman thing, but it does come off as a tad tone deaf to express relief about losing weight right after talking about anorexia and presumably having an audience of younglings that may starve themselves in order to look like those blocky, genderless models fashion brands push nowadays. Two hours before he said he didn't want to make shit about himself.

There's also something that bugged me after being reminded of Q's high school exploits as a media kid. There was a sketch series he did proving he couldn't do sports because apparently athletics staff wanted him to try. Q is 6'4 and in his adult life has rarely been south of 300 pounds, a bodyplan most NFL linemen work their asses to get to. He is a little over a foot shorter than Shaq and 25 pounds lighter. There's a fucking timeline all about Quinton, still not giving a fuck about sports, but pulling an Alan Page just so he can go to university. Yeah, probably his dream uni of SCAD doesn't care for athletics but the South has plenty of art schools and no one said that having an athlete body plan meant you had to be good.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

Starting to see more people shit on Quinton by the day. Randys and YouTubers alike are only shitting in the runtime but a message is being sent.
First time I stumbled upon memes of this on YouTube.



And now even BreadTube’s core audience is asking if maybe long videos are getting to long.

Despite featuring Quinton in the thumbnail this video doesn’t present him as a good example of a good long video. Instead this guy has the same take everyone else has made that his videos are long and considering what they are about makes it more absurd. Before you think this people are becoming self-aware he says that he is a sucker for this type of content and that the same observation he just made is irrelevant. He doesn’t even name Quinton and this mention closes a segment on Solar Sands Monumentality about making filler for the sake of making long videos. That's all he says, 3 seconds for Q and then he deep throats Hbomb. The comments are either not enough people talk about this or I like these videos because they feel like a journey.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Blameitonjorge talked about the Gibby pilot in his Lost Media Found in 2023 and called Quinton the 5 hour iCarly guy, if it is a preferable alternative to 8 hour Victorious guy is up for debate. Q isn't credited at all, he's just namedropped since the actual finding of the screenshots and script was done by someone else. Q now has the honour of being attached to one of the biggest lost media finds of one of the most succesful years for lost media.
Our dear Garftube doesn't exactly have an amicable relationship with the lost media community. The LMW entry on the KCA iCarly videos he uploaded to his Drive after they were passed to him has a comment saying that it sucks Quinton is attached to the finding, he tried to get more credit for the Gibby pilot thus rightfully only being a footnote in its finding, apparently was bothered that the pilot was found, his search for K-lumbo has no support even though people looking for specific 80's K-Mart jingles did alongside a myriad of other obscure and very specific media, the Garfield DS hunt even I forgot he started. Even if he isn't hated, he isn't liked either.

 

[X-avier cuck]

I've said it many times before, I don't think there's really any good reason why there should be video essays on iCarly and Victorious to this degree.

It would only make sense if you were doing an entire retrospective on Nick shows or how child actors have been affected by their time working for big corporations like Viacom or Disney.

On top of that, Ariana Grande has largely graduated from this entire situation, and is arguably more popular than she ever was on Nickelodeon, so Quentin would be best not to poke the beehive before her visceral fans come after him.

There's nothing in these 8-hour videos that your average Joe couldn't just find by just looking at a wiki page.

 

[TVB]

Viacom

It's not called Viacom since February 2022. It's just Paramount. Why don't people listen?

Ok, my mad at the internet spergout aside, making essays on kids shows is just a complete waste of time

 

[Kanemura Miku]

Some minor happenings:

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1986vtr/uhoh_guys_what_did_we_do/

A youtuber named Lady Emily vagueposted about being sexually harassed by a popular youtuber, who many people then claimed/assumed to be Q, for no clear reason. Lady Emily soon revealed that the tweet was to actually about Chuggaaconroy.

(I don't know any of these people other than Quinton)

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Chuggaaconroy

Pokemon YouTuber does inappropriate shit. More at 11.

Now, I'm going to include my favourite replies from the thread.


Even people defending Quinton say he gives creepy vibes and autism like incapacity to read the room. Quinton, welcome to autism baby!

Archive because someone asked for Quinton mentions to be deleted.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YnwnZ

 

[The Marlboro Man]

A youtuber named Lady Emily vagueposted about being sexually harassed by a popular youtuber, who many people then claimed/assumed to be Q,

Even people defending Quinton say he gives creepy vibes and autism like incapacity to read the room.

This is why even thinking it could've been Quinton is absurd. There is no chance that there's dozens of people that think of Quinton as a "wholesome bean with only green flags".

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

Quinton streamed Tuesday and this might be one of the most unique streams he has done, I only noticed after checking my inbox for something else like 5 hours after it ended. Apologies if the VOD is spliced in 3 parts, I used UnTwitch to download it. Thankfully someone taught Q how to render the chat this time. I'll be largely giving a chronological account, if some stuff feels repetitive bear in mind that chat is composed of idiots and the streamer is a man that talks in circles. Images included aren't unfortunate frames but motions and poses he kept for long enough for me to grab meme material, every frame is a painting.

Stream is titled Hang out with Quinton, a sad, tired old man in his 20s. Note, the Farms refuses to let me upload the stream even tho is in bits and in 480p, while edit later because I already put too much time into this.

Part 1

• We've a promising start. Quinton awkwardly tries to groom himself, paces around his apartment and combs his hair in the semi-presentable fashion we get to see throughout the stream. He mutters a bit, couldn't make out what he said. Says "hi everybody" about every time he re-enters frame.
• Reason for stream: Mini Panic Attack. He got the idea that the best way to calm himself was to talk himself down in front of people that don't hate his guts. "I think YouTube drove me mad", "I will always get sad about things that should be buried". Makes himself coffee because 'it will calm him down'.
• 
• 8:11. The official reason for the Mini Panic Attack is that he was on Reddit (he says he spends way more time there than he should) and found two threads recently: YouTubers you'll never watch again and YouTubers you discovered in 2023 you'll keep watching, he looked through the replies for both and was mentioned in neither. He does say it comes off as narc-like that he invests so much of his energy on something so trivial.
• There's some minor coping about how Victorious 2 is his peak view and money wise, this point will return later.
• If things go according to plan the April Fools video is next. It might be a two parter because it looks to be the longest thing he has ever made. He mentions possibly taking a sabbatical, that lines with his original plan but not with stuff he says later.
• 12:47. The pity Quinton hour. He feels impostor syndrome, goes on guilt spirals, YouTubers don't talk to him anymore, people call him a hack. He even ponders if they are right.
• The weird McDonald's doc is the most finished project. His drive has 5TB of material just about this. 44 locations visited. It'll be his "most legit, high effort, high production project". A spiritual sequel to Garfield Vacation but with good production value. The title is either I visited the 50 weirdest McDonald's or A Quest for McAmericana. It will be more about the history of American aesthetics than anything. Expected for this December and hopefully he isn't burned out by then. People that already hate him will hate it.
• Obligatory question if he will review Drake & Josh. He wants to go back to not have to review every episode.
• 25:51 and 26:50. Chat tells Q to take a break if he is really feeling so bad. He answers with a long diatribe about the social media grind, how he has barely any uploads and it fills him with anxiety, that he experienced massive writer's block about Jennette's book and that he HAS to prove he is better than "the guy that babbles for hours about shitty sitcoms". He isn't doing bad money wise because he didn't commission Hazbin Hotel softcore porn.
• He got corrective eye surgery because he realized how annoying glasses are and hoped to make a better first impression, he admits he remains fugly. He paid 3k.
• He calls showing his broken blood vessel as an instance of hanging a lampshade. No wonder the guy that talks in TVTropes references is still single.
• 31:16. Hbomb's plagiarism video made him feel self-conscious and only made it to the halfway mark. He felt called out about lifting wording straight from the wikis and that he isn't the type of YouTuber people think of around the point Harris made that some people make a subject their own through research. Q hasn't talked to the rapemachine in 5 years.
• Thinks it would be weird for him to review the Dangerverse because he's too old.
• 38:51. Chat says he should do a video that is 90% intermission, Quinton asks if that's a joke about Sam & Cat 2.
• 39ish-43:33. First YouTuber president. Q's pick is Timothy Chalamet (even tho he didn't know his name and the guy only has 3 videos) or Markiplier. There's this bit that seems ripped from Oney Plays that is Quinton making a poor impression of Markiplier "have you seen the Sam & Cat videos?" and I really wanted to clip it. What if Quinton became president? He would stress over his approval ratings and ask if people like him during his national adresses. If Q had to vote for someone, it would be Brian David Gilbert.

• 46:19-until the beginning on Part 2. This is a sort of segment on Fallen Titans, mentioning scrapped ideas and that it would only come back the way it did for his Fred video. An April Fools concept was a murder mystery around Word's Clippy. More serious ideas were Epic Meal Time (done to death, hence scrapped), deleted channels, Flash, Danger Dolan, Key of Awesome, Kassem G, College Humor, Cracked, Alex Jones. Q mentions that he wanted to stray away from the drama (as in video essays about Internet personalities) because other people in the genre sourced their content from Internet forums and it could incite doxing and harrasment. This clashes with some explanations he has given in the past as to why he did FF and why he stopped. He also said that FF wasn't as big as people remember it, which again contrasts with how he has referred to it in the past.
• There's this extended rant about Game Theory and making a FF on it. Quinton considers MatPat to be one of the biggest representatives of some YouTubers being able to convince their audience about just anything that's potentially false and shifting the narrative to favor their points, since he would've to talk nicely about MatPat this likely will never be made. This comming from a former BreadTube wannabe is nothing short of lulz worthy.

Part 2

• This is one stream cut into pieces so the MatPat is an audience manipulator continues for the first two minutes here.
• Chat asks about Quinton's interests. He is in a book club and adores analogue media preservation. He shows no energy during this answer and it starts to become a pattern compared to his FF segment.
• Quinton has a sizeable collection of vinyls, most of them either Beatles or bootlegs. He also has the discography of The Cockroaches, the band that eventually became The Wiggles, since he wanted to make a faux doc on them but since Defunctland made a video on them that's way better than anything he could produce he offered them to Defunctland, which he declined. Quinton was planning on doing a boy band trilogy (Wiggles, Naked Brothers Band and Big Time Rush) and he shared that Keyan Carlile will make a video on BTR so he won't pursue this idea further out of 'co-worker etiquette'.
• 10:20. Quinton really wants to go back to making reasonably long (1-2 hours) videos and prove to himself he's a real YouTuber. He always wanted to be the kind of YouTuber that gets 1M views every video but fears his current success is only due to the gimmick he has. Like every time he's tearing himself down he has to remind us people hate him and are rooting for his failure.

• 13:00. "I guess my streams are like AMAs of me ranting and being a pathetic loser."
• 14:06. Quinton used to have a let's play series with Caleb called Passive Plays of which the only notable moment is Q calling the TriForce, 'Ocarina Triangle'. The series was made when he was very depressed and filmed after long shifts at Little Caesar's.
• 15:17. Chat asks what inspired him to become a YouTuber. Quinton geared his entire existence in high school around being in the theater, yearbook and media department so once he graduated he was left with no creative venues but the Internet which has left him with several regrets.
• Quinton is very proud of his intermissions, even if they could've been their own separate video.
• Twitter gets mad about his burger takes. He thinks the Filet O' Fish is the most underrated item in McDonald's and that the 'big, fancy burgers' are overrated, Big Mac he doesn't like. For a less contentious take, the only BK item he likes are the chicken fries.
• So Quinton, like usual, has low audio because he obviosuly isn't using a fucking external microphone. Chat tells him shit's too low so he raises audio levels all the way to the top and asks "HOW BOUT NOW?" at 18:20. I spent like five minutes away from my computer after that with my ears ringing. Fuck you fat fuck, no wonder no one likes you. Including his faces after asking if the audio is ok now and presumably after people quit his stream.

• Chat asks How long you planning on streaming today?, "I can stop at any time".
• 20:16-26:20. His favorite games are the first two Jak & Daxter, he only goes as far as the golf level (which he gets better at each time). Doesn't like the reboot because it looks like Ratchet & Clank. He was planning on making a collab with Oddheader for J&D as a two parter split between their channels that presummably will never happen. Get ready for March tho because planets collide fr. He owns a PS4 as a blu-ray player and has only beaten BfBB: Rehydrated. He made a Megaman TikTok and someone in chat dances to it with their partner.
• 26:30. Quinton looks like he is about to cry for about 30 seconds in silence.
• 27:00. Quinton stores all the Garfield bootlegs he has hoarded in bins and plans to use them to replace his current consoomer wall once he moves out of his apartment.
• 28:05. One hour and a half into streaming to clear his mind, Quinton has realized that he still feels like shit. He will order a pizza to clear his mind. Go-to pizza items: cheesy bread and chessy sauce from Papa Johns or Little Caesar's accompanied with something small because he's self concious, Dominos has the best pizza. Chat mentions Hungry Howie's and Q confirms he doesn't do shit while he has been to SoCal and Detroit if he doesn't know them. He still feels like shit.
• He's struggling to write the intro for the Dan Schneider video, it's mean to be lighter in tone compared to the rest of the video. The live action FOP movies redub is also in the works. Next couple of videos are meant to be lighter, April Fools and Nicktoons Unite.
• 32:00. The algorithm has cursed him with shit that makes him feel worse, presumably seeing people that are considered 'good longform video creators'. Chat asks again what's next for the channel. "I want to make content that a real YouTuber could make. Like Drew Gooden could make this video, like Danny Gonzalez could make this video." Only former conventionally attractive former Viners oof, Kurtis Conner BTFO. He wants to make more sitcom videos but about good sitcoms, he namedrops Phil of the Future. He planned on making a video about Ned's Declassified but since there's a podcast there's a chance they might see it and Q doesn't like when people other than his heavily curated audience interact with him unless is endless praise. The potential title was 'Ned's Declassified Sitcom Appraisal Guide'.
• Hippie is working on a million hour FNAF video set to premiere this summer.
• 36:00. Chat asks what other sitcoms ideas he has, Quinton spins this to talk about his white whales like a 3 parter on Max Headroom.
• 38:55 and 43:00. Mention of the D&J goal, chat mentions he isn't that far away from 1M which leads Quinton into maximum self-awareness. Each upload used to net him 100k new subs but now he is lucky if he gets 10k new subs. He can't escape all his drama, which hurts growth. He recognises that his videos can't pull as many unique viewers as other YouTubers, as in every person that sits to watch his videos count for 4 "unique" views since no one can watch them in one sitting. He's basically parroting what @Sleepy Pink Muslim Queen has been saying here. Says that he plans on getting a new gimmick to reach 1M. Midway through this he gets lost in his train of thought and ays stuff that happened 10 years ago still lives in his mind. He wants to get to 1M so bad because is the only big sub milestone he can clear and it'll make him a legit YouTuber.

• 44:41. Chat says that he inspired the gargantuan long video trend and people might've moved on. Quinton's flattered but says that he doesn't think he started it and that someone on Twitter threw shade while making a long video by saying that they 'didn't need to review every episode'.

• One of the few moments of legit giddiness in the video is discussion about the making of Reviewing every Bee in Bee Movie. Even his friends thought it was a stupid idea. Caleb joined the army so he filmed a lot of footage Q intentionally arranged out of order, which sparks him to laugh genuinely.
• Chat asks what chores Quinton would do if given 30k through Patreon (its a real goal he has) and Q answers they are better off hiring a real cleaner.
• 51:30 and 54:00. Chat asks how much he makes off a monetized video. He doesn't answer that, instead he repeats Sam & Cat 3 isn't monetized and that people say he does the Nick grift for money even in for videos that aren't monetized. Victorious 2 made him the most bank in one month. "I'm probably going to make enough to pay my taxes even". "Paramount has been very kind to me, someone at Paramount likes me" since they don't DMCA his videos, reasoning is that his videos are shilling for their shitty sitcoms.
• 55:07. Chat says they should email Paramount to sponsor him, "EMAIL SONY. I WANT TO SHILL FOR THE GARFIELD MOVIE SO BAD." He says he deserves it.
• Chat asks if he has hired someone to do his taxes. Quinton does it himself with the help of TurboTax. He has a Google Doc documenting every purchase or deposit that isn't an eBay or Amazon purchase. A UK Hello Kitty plush arrived at some point during the stream.
• Potential Phineas & Ferb video centered on Doof with his legendary impression, he fears Paramount may dislike him if he starts to shill for Disney. Potential 60s Who video.

Part 3

• I did something weird here and we are missing a bit of nothing but clarifications.
• Chat asks for his music taste. Q likes They Might Be Giants (really likes Hey, Mr. DJ), The Talking Heads, Brian David Gilbert, Will Butler + Sister Squares??? (I could make out he said Sister Riga and the only music act that popped up with that was this) and The Beatles. Someone in chat says that his taste is shit so Q goes in the opposite direction and says he really likes girly pop like Sidney Gish, which gets the opposite reaction. He wanted to go see Sidney but she was a side act to Jeff Rosentock (he didn't remember his name) to he decided against it. He also mentions Claire Rosinkranz (Kale Rosencrantz), Beach Bunny, Sir Babygirl (Ser Baby Girl), something I could only make out as 'chick face' (Q has such a weird enunciation I struggled to find half of these) and Pomplamoose (Pampaloose), parenthesis is how it sounded to me. During this segment he acts particularly zesty. He has 3 Spotify playlists: Stuff I want in my Spotify wrapped up (showing his phone with a bunch of meme songs), Quirked Up White Boy and Girly Pop and (or?) something idk, all are public or so he thinks but looking them up just based on pronunciation is too much of an ask.
• Spergs about Transformes toys for a bit. Shits on Jim Gaffigan for talking with Jordan Peterson, says he found a good female comedian (uses comedienne or so I assume) but can't be assed to remember her name, tbf he didn't remember Gaffigan either I had to read chat to know who he was talking about.
• 9:13. Someone in chat asks Quinton for advice on feeling suicidal. Q tells them to take a nap, to go to sleep, shit might be better once you wake up. "One of the things you've to learn once you get big on YouTube is how to talk people out of suicide".
• Current favorite color is purple. He really likes the Taco Bell redesign. Favorite pokeymans are MissingNo, Meowth and the one that looks like keys.
• 12:27. Quinton dislikes CosMcs, the McDonald's of the future. He loathes everything it represents, he hates it. There's no chairs, no bathroom, you don't really get to interact with the cashier to make your order. Supposed to be automated but it isn't. He hates it because it seems to be where the whole franchise its headed.
• Last few minutes are Quinton saying that he needs to stay offline for a but to deal with his problems and contact people to talk about his anxiety.
• There were plenty of comments among the dozen or so viewers throughout the stream saying they had become invested in his life because of dedicating their free time to the Nick grift.

 

[Chilson]

• 8:11. The official reason for the Mini Panic Attack is that he was on Reddit (he says he spends way more time there than he should) and found two threads recently: YouTubers you'll never watch again and YouTubers you discovered in 2023 you'll keep watching, he looked through the replies for both and was mentioned in neither. He does say it comes off as narc-like that he invests so much of his energy on something so trivial.

Good Lord this is so fucking pathetic. Why would you ever have such an extreme reaction to plebbit? Why would anyone ever admit to this?? Why would anyone ever stream themselves admitting to this??? Why would anyone think its a good idea to cope with a panic attack by streaming????

These streams are nothing but him being a slobish beta male loser.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Hippie is working on a million hour FNAF video set to premiere this summer.

Who wants to bet that half of the video will be him shitting on Scott Cawthon for daring to be a Republican?

 

[TVB]

Who wants to bet that half of the video will be him shitting on Scott Cawthon for daring to be a Republican?

And I wonder if he'll throw in buzzwords like he did with his minor scoff against JonTron in his AVGN clones video?

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Just caught up with the Breadtube thread and saw that I missed this.

Things this redditor that presumably is a Quintonian/Quintonette calls Quinton.
> fat
fair, he is 325 pounds but considering he used to be heavier than that and you guys like to use fancy words to call shit I'm suprised you didn't call him plus-sized.
> masc presenting
a complicated way to say man I see. I 'member he said ages ago he was asexual but who knows if he even remembers that.
> autistic
Quinton responded ages ago that he isn't autistic or at least he hasn't been diagnosed. If this is another case of autism coded retards like to do I take offence as an Aspie. Quinton isn't obsessed with these shows, he calls it a grift and has spent over a year bitching he loathes S&C and wants it all to be over even though he fears losing attention. He likes the money and the attention it brings him and part of that is that he decided to make the videos very long, something he wants to stop doing moving forward.
> obligatory mention of creepy/pedo vibes
y'know we can play the game of "you are the one that said that", right? Very few people actually say this in earnest. Most Quinton thread enjoyers know him incapable of doing anything sexual because he wouldn't be able to catch pussy at a cat lady sanctuary and his entire existence revolves around optics. Every interaction he has had with a woman we know of ends in cancellation attempt or the woman in question preferring to go with literal wife beaters.

If anything most people here in the thread where we actually discuss Q and know what he does and why he does it just see him as a pathetic loser that had to resort to talking about shitty sitcoms to make a living. Keyan Carlile, Billiam, those guys actually seem to have passion about this shit. Besides what I see often on Xitter is randys joking about how long these videos are and like clockwork they get bullied into saying is ok if you like it while we get Q's fans saying that there's nothing wrong with developing parasocial relationships.

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

Ok, I give up. I passed them twice in 480p and still the Farms refuses to upload the files so have this instead.
Part 1: https://files.catbox.moe/or9gro.mp4
Part 2: https://files.catbox.moe/0mnkkn.mp4
Part 3: https://files.catbox.moe/2k2aum.mp4

Take my previous post as a guideline if you wish to clip or at least see the highlights on your own.

 

[Kermit Can]

New collab video just went up on one of Smosh's side channels, reacting to totally real Reddit stories.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

New collab video just went up on one of Smosh's side channels, reacting to totally real Reddit stories.

Notes:

• It is just the hosts discussing r/AITA stories with Quinton like they are in a book club. They picked some of the tamest and most milquetoast threads, give you their takes on them and read some of the comments. This has a production crew, regular sponsors and good views.
• Both hosts say they are big Quinton fans and that neither cared for Schneider sitcoms until his videos came along.
• They all laugh at their own jokes, when Q laughs he looks like the J. Jonah Jameson meme.
• Q says Tosh.0 stole one of his videos. I think most YouTubers that were featured moved on ages ago.
• Thread is about a redditor with a gf that doesn't like movies and decides to edit Back to the Future so it looks like a show. All agree that is bad that he lied but think is sweet that the guy edited the whole movie to fit his gf's sensibilities. Q expresses disbelief that the gf wasn't aware of BTTF even by osmosis.
• Thread is about a redditor that ruins a dinner his gf made in order to propose to watch football. Q says "Age gap!" upon the host saying that the guy is 26 and the lass is 25. Q likes the idea of a role reversal in the proposal. When the host adds context that the story happened in the UK, Q says that he pictured the redditor as a frat bro being ungrateful and now is picturing the story with a british accent.
• Thread is about a redditor with an older brother that runs a prank channel. They don't really believe any of these threads happened but this is the one when they said it explicitly because it sounds like a karma farming story. Q tells us that when he was working at Little Caesar's some guy recorded inside the employee area and Q was fired over it, so he took the calendar and wrote "Q's day off" for everyday.
• Thread is about a redditor that's watching Deadpool at a flight and accidently exposes a child to the scene when Pool gets thorn apart, gets chastised for it. Q tells us that he checks Instagram regularly and since he follows #cosplay he usually has something very risky on screen, once a mother started to shittalk him at an airport when she noticed.
• Thread is about redditor's dad showing up mid movie and requesting a TL; DW regularly. Main host proceeds to do an impression of his dad, Q does so too and starts by saying that his folks don't seem to understand he has a real job so his dad shows up while he is taking notes and proceeds to talk about his day. Q loves his dad tho. There's this anecdote about Quinton recalling the movie Danny Deck Chair, loosely based on Lawnchair Larry, except he calls it "Daddy Deck Chair". He says they had the VHS at his house and that he realized it had many sex scenes. He broughts it up because the movie they are talking about is Up.
• Thread about snobby redditor dissing his gf's taste in media. Long drown out discussion, the secondary host says that if you want something informative you can see Hank Green's TikTok.

 

[X-avier cuck]

Good Lord this is so fucking pathetic. Why would you ever have such an extreme reaction to plebbit? Why would anyone ever admit to this?? Why would anyone ever stream themselves admitting to this??? Why would anyone think its a good idea to cope with a panic attack by streaming????

These streams are nothing but him being a slobish beta male loser.

Don't spend your time looking around for things you don't want to find.
It really does show that Quenton has surrounded himself in an echo chamber

 

[Dirk Dinkum]

Muslim Queen forgot to mention that Q called Matt Bennett his friend in the Smosh Pit Reddit readings.

Spoiler: Hbomb video and Christmas cheer

Spoiler: I should hold more grudges

Deleted segments of Q's segment on I'm Glad My Mom Died again making things about his own life and some mild introspection.

Spoiler: Assorted random shit

Selected quotes from the Quew that serve as an argument for human neutering if it werent because of the totally believable lack of sex. Stick around for the Redditor that lost his virginity to the Sam & Cat video rather than while playing it.

Spoiler: Expired Cow Saves The Ratings

I decided to keep everything about the war room reactions to Sam & Cat 3 separate and unspoiled because I think that they deserve more attention.
TL; DR:
> Q gets big mad that people tell him he has a filler problem because in his toothpaste-like brain it makes sense to spend 40 minutes recapping every character appearance to piece a spotlight segment.
> Your criticism is valid if you finished the video and most of the people who did are his fans, do the math.
> Q feels fat sad about it regardless so his fans cheer him up buy comparing him with Charlie Kaufman (Q originally believed they meant Andy Kaufman) and Tom Green. Even if you dont like any of these people we can agree is a stretch because even Synecdoche, NY managed to only allude to its all-encompassing nature rather than literally lasting years.
> Linkara jumps to defend Qs honor.
> Brendan tells Q to stop caring about the haters.
> Q was DMCAd for his usage of the Im Glad My Mom Died audiobook.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

There's something so fascinating about who Quinton is, who his fans think he is and the general image he actually gives. Is a massive disconnect of view points.
Quinton sees himself as a pop culture analyst that is driven by his fascination for nostalgia to become an "unwilling historian" of Nick shows and whose endgame is to talk about how these shows really were. In a way, you can say he hasn't moved on from the Fallen Titans days and probably is unable to review media any other way.
His fans, at least the ones that continuously come to defend him when people make fun of the length of his videos, get the impression he is an autistic guy that has an obsession with these shows and everything about them, they think that's the reason he keeps doing the videos and why he makes them so long.
If you follow this thread or really just if you pay attention to what he writes and says about this project throughout the last 3 years in a vacuum you get the impression he is just trapped in a creatively draining grift of his own design he desperately wants to end but based on pride he refuses to while blending himself in it with filler.

I'm going to deliver on a long overdue promise to @Zygon Penis, our insider qiwi. There's a piece of media related to Sam & Cat 2 that received significant backlash from his fans and was passed to me to review them since I've survived worse cringe. Consider this a snippet as to what happened in that entry to the NSU series.

Our first stop is perhaps one of the most undeniably divisive moments in Quintstory: the live intermission. UBCon is an anime convention held at the University at Buffalo that has invited Q for two consecutive outings. The 2022 panels pretty much consisted of him doing a QnA with his fans (1 and 2, in case you want to read the recaps). Last year Quinton was invited again and this time he decided to make a live intermission as instead of discussing shit on one room of his minuscule flat, he schizo rambles in front of uni students as if he has a Masters in Autism. What makes this so special is that we have two cuts, consider them the theatrical and director's cut.

Spoiler: Summary

> Opens with Q showing off his Doug Dimmadome hat. This panel was recorded in the second day of the con, we know that because Q shows us 15 pitiful seconds of footage of Hippie Rat and him trying to make a paper hat assembled with scotch tape and a cowboy hat stay erect.
> This is the 'things I forgot' segment. Massive theatre kid energy here, he's just pacing , dramatically throwing actor shots around and over enunciating because the people behind this can't give him a microphone. He's so entralled on his act he does his presentation wrong, he forgets where he places stuff or keep track of what he is doing.
> Q looks more bald than ever. He has two cameras, Hippie Rat and Ginger Alex, both are constantly taking the piss. Many jumpcuts.
> Talks about 'doppelganger theory' because certain character actors and Nick home-grown talent show in multiple shows. Hippie, Xander (Ginger Alex) and him "scripted" the panel while dining at The Mighty Taco.
> Hippie Rat does know more about Nick shows and has wittier banter than Q. He remembers character names and corrects Q constantly, every time Hippie does this Q looks at him in disgust and the crowd laughs. It gets to the point that when Hippie is right, Q ignores him and looks it up himself.
> Best moments by Q is dropping a paper, picking it up the same way your father would and saying "no angel there was splattered". Making what I can only describe as an old man impression when he reacts to the meme that people hate Victoria Justice because of how he talked about her. Slamming a desk while screaming that BTR and SpongeBob happen in the same universe, angrily drinks water right after, states he always gets sweaty after filming and then an Expired Cow cosplayer tells him that by that logic the Nicktoons Unite videogames also happen in the same universe which kickstarts fan engagement as to what is and isn't canon for his retarded shared universe larp.
> Someone in the audience corrects Quinton because Q can't keep his own logic consistent about what constitutes that an actor exists or not in sitcom universe.
> There's a crowd shot. Probably like 30-40 people, more or less. Couldn't make a headcount because the wanker that recorded these spasticly pans the camera around like its Tetris. Q finishes a water bottle in one sitting, the crowd chants DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!. Constantly polling the crowd about what charaters are meant to be the same character.
> Panel ends with Quinton talking about superposition theory, that there's always something happening out of the corner of your eye. He then stares in fear at himself sitting in the back rows of the classroom with his Dimmadome hat. "Holy shit, that guy's ugly", he says.

He cut about 5 minutes of the cringiest bits, added captions and visual aids.

Next time we'll be talking about recent exploits, including crossovers and a trip down memory lane that's long overdue.

 

[Kerr Avon]

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