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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

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  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Rebis said:
3) How many people were really clamoring for him to do this? It’s not really going to be as funny as he thinks it will be. I honestly feel like there would be way more you could do with a female doll, but that would surely be misogynistic.
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I feel like there was definitely a moment in time where Quinton was considering using a female doll instead, but had to weigh the probability of pissing off his clique-to-be against the potential to make digs at incels.
To be fair, for what he's trying to do this was the better choice. It's still a bad choice and this whole idea should have been scrapped, but it won't get a callout video about how he's supporting a toxic industry.
 
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I feel like there was definitely a moment in time where Quinton was considering using a female doll instead, but had to weigh the probability of pissing off his clique-to-be against the potential to make digs at incels.
To be fair, for what he's trying to do this was the better choice. It's still a bad choice and this whole idea should have been scrapped, but it won't get a callout video about how he's supporting a toxic industry.
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You know, he's gonna be stuck with this thing in his home. I don't imagine sex dolls has a return policy nor are they a sight a woman wants to behold.
 
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amieth said:
Maybe this sex doll is more of an appeal to women for him. "If sex with me is bad, then have sex with my doll."
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To do that he would have to convince a woman to actually come to his place first.
 
cflame said:
To do that he would have to convince a woman to actually come to his place first.
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Does Sarah Z count? I mean they already shared a table at In-N-Out Burgers, surely next level.

On other news I fucked up. Quinton might have more people willing to pitty him including his hero Friedrick Knudsen aka Down the Rabbit Hole on his latest video. Im willing to bet he, Brendaniel and Phelous were paid, might harbor on his money issues. Although I can picture both Knudsen and Brendaniel being unaware of the trainwreck that Q is.
This leds me to another point I forgot to make before, some ideas that might or might not harbor into predictions. As things are right now he is surely dropping and is unsatisfied career and lifewise so might as well throw some scenarios that I could think of if I was on his position.

A) Go full breadtube. Easier said than done, technically he already did this but he is not fully committed. By going full I mean studying, reading and analyzing by himself while stopping being a knockoff. I have theorized before that I believe he is not currently on college or is not taking it seriously allowing himself to fall in his current dull and cookie cutter self. If he really wants to become a political commentator he will need to man up big time and if on top of that he wants to be funny he will need to compensate even more since he is known for being both boring and talentless on the production department, one step will be getting someone to do that work (relativily cheap) and credit them just as TRO does. Once properly educated and covered production wise he needs to work on his image, play his streghts instead of copypasting what works for others. As breadtubers have shown us before if you know how to do it you can get away with being a junkie.

B) Go full Bobby Burns. If you dont know who Im refering to Bobby was a youtuber that went through several phases on his career. Started as film reviewer and achieved recognition with his commentary videos on trends and genres within YouTube. Too make long story short he met Shane Dawson after shitting on him anf they became friends, Burns became a vlogger, became hated among Dawson fanbase, did drugs and became a SoundCloud rapper that only NFKRZ could like. The story of young lad going big to the city is old as time. He can either evolve into reviews with a political spin, a very saturated genre, make a Game OverThinker styled analysis of Garfield lore or go full Bobby and actually move to Beverly Hills to see if Contra boughts him a car in exchange for his virginity.

My personal favorite.
C) Start a podcast. Relativily low production, gets sponsors almost out of thin air and keeps things fresh yet familiar. If Quinton can get producers and fix his shitty audio he could actually do it. Theres a reason most creators move to do podcasts once they are established enough to stop making risky content (H3H3, Cold Ones, ImPaulsive). Being for revitalizing a career or reshaping a reputation podcasts are proven to make a difference. The main problem here is that Quinton himself is very uninteristing and most of the people that know who the fuck he is cant tolerate him, well for that comes another natural solution: bringing a cohost. For every Maddox theres a Dick Masterson and for every DJ Killer Keemstar theres a CollosalIsCrazy, the way to solve it would be getting someone to be the embodiment of the audience that wants Quinton to hide in a corner and play with his legos. Naturally comes the problem of finding someone willing and if Quinton can actually stomach platforming someone that is there to challenge him and split earnings with. Yet this is the sceneario I would like to see the most just to see if this confirms his status as a full on cow or if he decides to invite his fuckbuddies to massage his ego for clout. What the podcast would be is up on the air but I want to believe it would be supremely spergy and aimless.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Well after he said that Contrapoints was right to demonize incels, he has to find a way to dodge the obvious. Of course he also mocked dumpy looking white guys with bad hygiene and poor fitting clothing in that video. Not sure how he's going to avoid that one. Cover up all the mirrors in his house, I guess.
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Newsflash: """Asexuality""" is the perfect new shield for male feminist creeps.
 
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The goddamn lad did it. He bought the fucking doll. So as it turns out, this wasn't just the ramblings of a man suffering from sleep deprivation.

You guys have it all wrong by the way. I stand by my fucking trans prediction from way earlier and this is his practice boyfriend for when he comes out as "Quintella".
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Well after he said that Contrapoints was right to demonize incels, he has to find a way to dodge the obvious. Of course he also mocked dumpy looking white guys with bad hygiene and poor fitting clothing in that video. Not sure how he's going to avoid that one. Cover up all the mirrors in his house, I guess.
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Oh yeah definitely. His shallowness and fakery is one of his biggest selling points as a cow, in some alternate universe out there, Quinton goes full Elliot rodger mode and delivers swifts justice uwu
 
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Marche said:
He did not even get a pitty like from Contra.
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Well to be fair you can't really pity a guy who whole existence is self-pity.

That and he is really creepy, Contra probably doesn't want to stay up at night wondering if Quinton is going to come in with his Garfield dildo and recreate the scene from Clockwork Orange.
 
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FakeishNamedicoot said:
The goddamn lad did it. He bought the fucking doll. So as it turns out, this wasn't just the ramblings of a man suffering from sleep deprivation.

You guys have it all wrong by the way. I stand by my fucking trans prediction from way earlier and this is his practice boyfriend for when he comes out as "Quintella".
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It's also going to be his real boyfriend when he comes out as Quintella. I wonder if he'll go to the effort of shaving the beard properly? He seems really bad at that.
 
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Recent Quinton Updates because he can't stop posting for one day

Holy fucking shit Quinton morphing into Digibro
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He looked like this not our of irony but because he has no spine to say no to random street merchants and is getting upset on people dunking on him looking like a hipster bear

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Another Quinton hot-take on a tragedy because he can't help himself
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And instantly being hypocrtical to someone else doing the exact same thing he did but has no self-awareness to realize it
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Quinton gets called out for being a faggot again and goes into defensive mode
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Quinton realizing how fucking off putting it is for him to be posting this shit...almost two years after he been consistely posting it
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Quinton talking about women in comics wearing binkis and sexism with Linkara..and Quinton retweeted his own tweet about it
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Cow cross over time: Linkara calling a commenter on this image a nazi for litterally just putting into brackets male comic artists

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Quinton trying to suck up to another breadtuber who said "PragerU lied about Charlottesville," instantly claims the entire channel lies about stuff with no examples of this.

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And Quinton slowly realizing that leftist only videos don't get much attention so better play centrist and try slightly edgy humor and also shit on Destiny to get some good graces back
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Recent Quinton Updates because he can't stop posting for one day

Holy fucking shit Quinton morphing into Digibro
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He looked like this not our of irony but because he has no spine to say no to random street merchants and is getting upset on people dunking on him looking like a hipster bear

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Another Quinton hot-take on a tragedy because he can't help himself
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And instantly being hypocrtical to someone else doing the exact same thing he did but has no self-awareness to realize it
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Quinton gets called out for being a faggot again and goes into defensive mode
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Quinton realizing how fucking off putting it is for him to be posting this shit...almost two years after he been consistely posting it
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Quinton talking about women in comics wearing binkis and sexism with Linkara..and Quinton retweeted his own tweet about it
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Cow cross over time: Linkara calling a commenter on this image a nazi for litterally just putting into brackets male comic artists

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Quinton trying to suck up to another breadtuber who said "PragerU lied about Charlottesville," instantly claims the entire channel lies about stuff with no examples of this.

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And Quinton slowly realizing that leftist only videos don't get much attention so better play centrist and try slightly edgy humor and also shit on Destiny to get some good graces back
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Amazing how he says that shooting take and talks about chapo quarantine after a leftist shoots a bunch of people.

It’s also amazing he brings up a video from his anti-SJW days as part of his brand.

It’s also also amazing he and Linkara are gonna shit on ‘90s comic artists when the alternative is male feminists (rapists) and an industry that’s dead in the water. Also also also same guy who wrote rape into the Lightbringer

Amazing all around. Can’t believe I liked this guy
 
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