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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Now this is a struggle tweet if ever I’ve seen one:

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This is ancillary, but if anyone was aware of the "New Guy" comic debacle back in January, the artist (Mallorie Jessica Udischas) made another comic encouraging shoplifting. The internet has once again united to tell them to go fuck themselves.

But not our dear Quinton. In his WokeQuest, he drives hard to score a few precious points.
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And then, ever true to form, he walks it back as soon as he received criticism, in the process pissing off literally the only person who was on his side for this one.
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Finally, completing the Sacred Ritual that Quinton uses to create new enemies, he goes on to apologize for his initial stance in the most pathetic manner possible.
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With a nazi reference for flavor.

I love this little crossover, because it really gets at the essence of why Quinton is such a worthy cow: in his desperate bid to shamelessly curry favor with everyone, he instead allows everyone involved to see him for the spineless, two-faced hack he is-- leaving him even more widely disliked than he was before. I love and admire his ability to earn the casual dislike of everyone he interacts with.

Credit to JMike, Tempest and NielBreenLover96 for archiving all of this in the Mallorie thread.

EDIT: Assorted Quinton findings on Twitter, since he seems to be revving up into an aggressive phase and I want to catch it before he catches blowback and deletes it all.
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Rhetorical skills par none.

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It clearly wasn't, but I admire the attempt to reframe your predictably flavorless, amorphous political take.
 
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This is ancillary, but if anyone was aware of the "New Guy" comic debacle back in January, the artist (Mallorie Jessica Udischas) made another comic encouraging shoplifting. The internet has once again united to tell them to go fuck themselves.

But not our dear Quinton. In his WokeQuest, he drives hard to score a few precious points.
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And then, ever true to form, he walks it back as soon as he received criticism, in the process pissing off literally the only person who was on his side for this one.
View attachment 1246639

Finally, completing the Sacred Ritual that Quinton uses to create new enemies, he goes on to apologize for his initial stance in the most pathetic manner possible.
View attachment 1246663

With a nazi reference for flavor.

I love this little crossover, because it really gets at the essence of why Quinton is such a worthy cow: in his desperate bid to shamelessly curry favor with everyone, he instead allows everyone involved to see him for the spineless, two-faced hack he is-- leaving him even more widely disliked than he was before. I love and admire his ability to earn the casual dislike of everyone he interacts with.

Credit to JMike, Tempest and NielBreenLover96 for archiving all of this in the Mallorie thread.
"Hell yeah" is not how you respond if you thought the message of the comic was stealing for pleasure is bad.
 
"Hell yeah" is not how you respond if you thought the message of the comic was stealing for pleasure is bad.

Which is why everything he does is so hollow and lifeless. He's a commentary channel devoid of opinions or even a worldview-- his beliefs are entirely dictated on what he thinks will serve him best at the moment. The comedy of it all is in how wrong he always is about what will help him.
 
This is ancillary, but if anyone was aware of the "New Guy" comic debacle back in January, the artist (Mallorie Jessica Udischas) made another comic encouraging shoplifting. The internet has once again united to tell them to go fuck themselves.

But not our dear Quinton. In his WokeQuest, he drives hard to score a few precious points.
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And then, ever true to form, he walks it back as soon as he received criticism, in the process pissing off literally the only person who was on his side for this one.
View attachment 1246639

Finally, completing the Sacred Ritual that Quinton uses to create new enemies, he goes on to apologize for his initial stance in the most pathetic manner possible.
View attachment 1246663

With a nazi reference for flavor.

I love this little crossover, because it really gets at the essence of why Quinton is such a worthy cow: in his desperate bid to shamelessly curry favor with everyone, he instead allows everyone involved to see him for the spineless, two-faced hack he is-- leaving him even more widely disliked than he was before. I love and admire his ability to earn the casual dislike of everyone he interacts with.

Credit to JMike, Tempest and NielBreenLover96 for archiving all of this in the Mallorie thread.
What a bunch of faggots.
 
He may have deleted the initial "no one wants to be in my video because I burn bridges like it's my job" tweet, but the saga continues.

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The Right Opinion had to do a whole apology gauntlet on the State of the Youtube podcast just to distance himself from what Quinton said about Mumk. Quinton is out of his mind if he thinks TRO will ever work with him again.

In other news...
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this will surely go exactly as well as Quinton hopes with no hiccups whatsoever.
 
He may have deleted the initial "no one wants to be in my video because I burn bridges like it's my job" tweet, but the saga continues.

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The Right Opinion had to do a whole apology gauntlet on the State of the Youtube podcast just to distance himself from what Quinton said about Mumk. Quinton is out of his mind if he thinks TRO will ever work with him again.

In other news...
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this will surely go exactly as well as Quinton hopes with no hiccups whatsoever.
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.
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He may have deleted the initial "no one wants to be in my video because I burn bridges like it's my job" tweet, but the saga continues.

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The Right Opinion had to do a whole apology gauntlet on the State of the Youtube podcast just to distance himself from what Quinton said about Mumk. Quinton is out of his mind if he thinks TRO will ever work with him again.

In other news...
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this will surely go exactly as well as Quinton hopes with no hiccups whatsoever.
What does catch my attention is that he says this very broadly. Wonder if he fucked up in the eyes of the other wheatcalves/breadtube orbiters or if they realized how toxic for their images is to keep him around. This will add to the endless list of creators that "hate" Quinton, or better said "don't want to follow on his footsteps".
I'm somewhat happy if TRO finally gave up with him but he is as much of a prick, he just hides his powerlevel. Wonder if Quinton has ever considered to just follow DaftPina's advice on getting a secondary account to sperg ala MovieBob.

Just by the design I wanna throw up. Most his merch is based on shit with no real relation to the channel (including a Thinninning reference) and his thumbnail design is so off. Emp uploaded a video on the matter and based on his criteria I will say that Quinton's advice animal format is too saturated and lacks any idea of how to tackle the subject. His thumbnail of The Good Place has a trembly outline on a group shot that shocks with the bright yellow in the background. No weight, no personality, you know you are watching a Quinton Review's video because it feels overdone and halfassed at the same time. It's like when he uses big boy words on the hope of sounding profound but his tone and unengaging declamation are comparable to white noise.

EDIT. I went to check the tweet and found this dickrider.
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This means at least three individuals that want the GarfTube.
 
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