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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036

The Floyd and Pewds ones made me laugh out loud, you truly outdid yourself. Just splendid. And I appreciate the new material, so much potential there--

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Quinton finally made friends with the cool kids.
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Quinton Unites the Right
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A Forrest Gump remake starring Quinton, using the 2000's as a backdrop instead of the 60's. Except whenever he stumbles into the middle of these historical events, it leads to disastrous embarrassment for him instead of success.

I would watch the hell out of that.
 
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Looking at these got me thinking. Does Quinton deliberately go out of his way to look like a faggot?

"Looking like fag to own the cons!!"
In addition to the other suggestions, I think it's also a way for him to mask his own shortcomings and refuse to change by pretending it's a deliberate comedic style choice.

"I'm not a fat nerd who dresses like a pedophile because I'm lazy, have no sense of fashion, and have no idea how to actually make myself attractive! I CHOOSE to look like this because it's my style!"
 
He's talking about what he saw on his thread about the sex doll. He's doing this for attention. He knew about the forum, talked about it in his server, then waited for the perfect time to publicly bring it up.
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Edit: He deleted said tweet. I feel stupid for not archiving it...This (may) confirm that he's lurking this thread right now.
He decided to grace us with these tweets today.
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More epic updates:
https://archive.vn/4pgKp , https://archive.vn/WWooP
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Looking at these got me thinking. Does Quinton deliberately go out of his way to look like a faggot?

"Looking like fag to own the cons!!"
No, I'm pretty sure he's just a complete autist when it comes to figuring out how to dress and present himself. In his now infamous Contrapoints dicksucking video he goes on this lengthy rant at the beginning about fat, hairy, unfashionable white guys with bad hygiene in the skeptic community and every word he says applies perfectly to him. He knows he looks terrible and stuff like that video and the palpable projected loathing oozing from it reveals the truth behind his "I do this on purpose" facade.

He'd love to look classically handsome, but since he has this particular physique, instead of trying to find a more flattering look for it, which he has no clue how to do, he's given up and plays up looking like a complete sped for "irony."

No Quinton, we know it's a male sex doll and that it's a cheap one.

We still think you fucked it.
 
You likely forgot about the VoidCon video and despite Quinton having one of his characteristic "mild panic attacks" he has been losing his time because very few people actually care about this.
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It is already obvious that he wanted to drop the video the same week as VidCon to milk views but since he could't get it done in time he has decided to waste even more time trying to get as many people as possible and the cameos are almost a hundred and only like ten people have lines.
So maybe you could be asking yourself if he really is going to end it someday. Well he technically already did and its over forty minutes.

Enjoy!
 

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"They got told I bought a sex doll, assumed it was a female sex doll, and that it was unironic."
lmao this is is actual reasoning for why he couldn't be fucking a male sex doll. his actual homophobia's coming out, i think that might be contributing to his current meltdowns more than the "hate thread" he was aware of this whole time. i don't hate him, i just don't believe that he's a good person cause of shit like this, like anyone that doesn't wanna get raped would.
 
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