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[Water-T]

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That is the face of a man who has not touched a vagina since he exited his mother's womb and never will again.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I bet he wishes Contra would tell him that one day.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Sometimes I think about how close I came to being in this photo, like I was hanging out with a bunch of these people that day and I can assure you I was stupid enough to in 2016 to join in if anybody asked.

 

[HexFag]

I wonder if he cut a hole in it yet...

 

[Chilson]

Tempted to make some new quinton.png cutouts from these.

In his defense, I don't think there's a right way to pose with a giant fucking Garfield plush, other than to... not.

http://archive.md/hgcNL

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I noticed he keeps adding "lol" at the end of all his tweets like his some teenage girl. Makes sense since he acts like some high school wannabe top bitch.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

He'll fuck it like Jenny fucks her porg.

If anything, Chadfield will fuck Jenny, leaving Quinton to watch from the closet where he belongs

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Apologies for the double post, but my god, there is just something so unsettling about a grown man trying to act cute/adorable. These photos really set off alarm bells. If Quinton hasn't already committed a rape, he will someday, and I'm making this prediction based solely on his facial expressions

 

[Shaka Brah]

If anything, Chadfield will fuck Jenny, leaving Quinton to watch from the closet where he belongs

Quinton wants to fuck Contra, he wants to BE Jenny.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton wants to fuck Contra, he wants to BE Jenny.

Contra larps as Jenny.
Full circle.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

https://youtu.be/GpwJgRWkIUY

Quinten and Beardtube in general have gave me a new found hatred for anything Garfield.



stan dagwood

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Someone needs to make a "Damn bitch, you live like this?" meme with Quinton's room. Like I'm a weaboo faggot so I have merch and figures but almost all his shit is low-quality garbage that only children would proudly own and stuff nobody would buy unironically like that big Garfield plush.

 

[Ascendancy0]

https://youtu.be/GpwJgRWkIUY

Quinten and Beardtube in general have gave me a new found hatred for anything Garfield.



stan dagwood

Archived.

 

[Box Tie]

I noticed he keeps adding "lol" at the end of all his tweets like his some teenage girl. Makes sense since he acts like some high school wannabe top bitch.

The "lol" is cover. He knows he's being cringy as hell but he thinks that as long as he "owns" it by adding a "lol" or "rofl" to the end their tweet people will not judge him. Boogie does this too, it is quite transparent,

 

[Neko GF]

Of all things to obsess over, why pick a stale comic strip that only appeals to autistic man-children and boomers?

 

[Hangula Hungui]

I'm not proud. I'll have to take a few drinks tonight.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I found this post on a 4chan archives that is supposed to be Ottselspy25’s old bio.

edit: forgot the linkhttps://yuki.la/m/15191418

And fuck mobile

Spoiler: Shitpost

New video on the plush

 

[Shaka Brah]

Well I guess bugmanism runs in the family. Naming your kids after Macross... Geez.

 

[admiral]

Classic Quinton. Whinge about low views instead of considering that maybe people don't like the kind of content he currently makes. Why aren't you uploading 'real content' now? Is this 'fake content'? if he doesn't have faith in his own work (at least on the surface), how can he expect anyone else to want to watch it?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Ok, keynotes from the video:
- His arms got somehow hairier
- His roots are very weak, should consider cutting it a bit and trying a new shampoo and conditioner to improve it. Or just take a bath
- His posture could be improved a lot
- He has no ass
- It seems like he gets shirts one size smaller than his real size for how bloated he looks
- He is wearing a Ball State shirt, which you guessed it, is Jim Davies alma mater.

He definetly makes himself look worse than how he could look.

- The Plushie ended up in Texas. I had nothing to do with it.
- The video is just seven minutes of unboxing. Very little cuts and halfway thru he just calls his mum (3:16) and then his dad (4:01) to tell them he does not know what to do with the plushie. He just recorded himself doing it, just looks lazy
- It is him trying to be cute, adding all his physical attributes makes it borderline fetishistic
- The Plushie is even bigger than it looks
- This shipping disaster was enough to convince Garfield Eats to not sell any of the other plushies. If you remember the Asterios podcast, Quinton said that the plan from the beggining was to give some away to childrens hospitals and he reaching out to get one just look even worse now. (6:00)
- Quinton Plushie has sold 98 units and has 14 days left to reach 400.

EDIT: This is the content he wants to make. Just look at how excited he gets and how bigger he seems in this ballpark. What pisses him off is that what actually makes him happy is not profitable or at least not nearly as profitable as watching stuff he does not like to tell his audience how bad and amoral it is.

 

[scathefire]

https://archive.vn/qGpB4

Quinton talking about "overt lesbian energy" comes off as creepy, not gonna lie

 

[Shaka Brah]

https://archive.vn/qGpB4
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Quinton talking about "overt lesbian energy" comes off as creepy, not gonna lie

Funny, I thought they had to change the show because having two unfunny women was bringing ratings into the single digits.