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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I really don't want to defend Quinton here but one of Dragon Maids running jokes is how a grade schooler orgasms every time the several thousand year old dragon loli touches her. That being said you don't even need to point to western animation to show how degenerate we are just point to most western children entertainment *cough* Dan Snider *cough* which has sexual undertones. That being said I guess we learned the marching orders that even the most pandering of anime get's the boot.
She doesn't orgasm, she gets overloaded because she thinks Kana is so cute, I do not remember a scene that implied she was having an orgasm or anything. I could be wrong but I don't think I am. What you could criticize is Lucoa teasing that one kid she lives with but I don't think any sexual interest on her part was shown, just the kid getting embarrassed because she's sloppy and has big tits. If fuckers think Dragon Maid is bad, Kodomo No Jikan would make their fucking heads explode.
 
I would not be shocked at all if he is a nonce. This is the same as those loli crusaders that we have a community watch thread for. People who get angry about the Nips but crank it over degenerate Dan Schneider foot fetish television.
I could totally imagine Quinton beating off to porn of Garfield where he's a little boy with cat ears :(
 
I could totally imagine Quinton beating off to porn of Garfield where he's a little boy with cat ears :(
Even with the huge Garfield plushing staring at him on his chair, that just so happens to be next to the sex doll that stands next to the Funko Pops?
 
anime children protector now? is he trying to collect the entire Predator Bingo card all at once?

usually you get one line and you try to groom someone over discord, do all the impressionable teens just find him that unapproachable cause i'm pretty sure he has like 3 bingos already
 
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This thing has no chance of reaching the goal. Garfield sand man is officialy makeship's lowest selling product.
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She doesn't orgasm, she gets overloaded because she thinks Kana is so cute, I do not remember a scene that implied she was having an orgasm or anything. I could be wrong but I don't think I am. What you could criticize is Lucoa teasing that one kid she lives with but I don't think any sexual interest on her part was shown, just the kid getting embarrassed because she's sloppy and has big tits. If fuckers think Dragon Maid is bad, Kodomo No Jikan would make their fucking heads explode.
These people are, for lack of a better term, fucking normiest of the normies. The only animes they know to get pissed about are your run of the mill "problematic" animes but none will bat an eye about the retards on American animation because Twitter didnt tell them this month to be mad about that.
I can agree on that Japan does have a very different outlook on what is appropiate (I myself find uncomfortable fanservice scenes with minors) but again, is not something You don't see here already and also the anime industry is geared towards a very specific demographic these days, reason every anime is isekai or shonen these days.
Quinton is very easy on calling others pedos considering he still gets very defensive about Mumkey saying he looked like one. Don't get me wrong, I don't get lolicon and don't intend to die on that hill but calling those people pedos in fucking moronic.
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This thing has no chance of reaching the goal. Garfield sand man is officialy makeship's lowest selling product.
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Numbers don't lie. I'm excited to make the new statline since I found the all time records.
 
The last time Quinton used the community tab was 7 months ago.
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The community tab is a youtuber's best friend for communicating with their subscribers that don't want to use twitter or discord or some crap like that. Used properly it can even work better than them. Since it's on the native site it goes directly into the subscription feed as well on mobile, and Quinton could easily ask viewers what they want, or for video ideas. But he would rather just stay in the bubble he's made for himself.

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This is a great example of something he should post on the community tab, I guarantee half of his subscriberbase at the very least doesn't even KNOW he has a plush campaign. If you're somebody who missed Quinton's last few videos and doesn't use twitter or discord, how the hell would you know? Well, if he posted it on the community tab at least a few more people would be informed. A classic Quinton move to blow his chances by sticking to a hugbox.
 
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This is a great example of something he should post on the community tab, I guarantee half of his subscriberbase at the very least doesn't even KNOW he has a plush campaign. If you're somebody who missed Quinton's last few videos and doesn't use twitter or discord, how the hell would you know? Well, if he posted it on the community tab at least a few more people would be informed. A classic Quinton move to blow his chances by sticking to a hugbox.

The fact that I learned about it from Kiwi Farms while following him both on YT and Twitter tells you something. The only time I've seen anything about it on his YT was in the TikTok vid that came out basically a week before the campaign is done. And even then the segment where he tells about it was couple seconds long - I'm pretty sure an average viewer didn't get he wants people to buy a plushie
 
Well Quinton has decided to finally use the community tab.
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But of course, there's more. The reason Quinton doesn't use the community tab is because "there's people who hate me still subscribed and if I post I might lose subscribers"

Yes, I'm serious.
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Well Quinton has decided to finally use the community tab.
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But of course, there's more. The reason Quinton doesn't use the community tab is because "there's people who hate me still subscribed and if I post I might lose subscribers"

Yes, I'm serious.
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Hey Quinton,maybe that's a sign that you're doing something wrong?
 
Well Quinton has decided to finally use the community tab.
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But of course, there's more. The reason Quinton doesn't use the community tab is because "there's people who hate me still subscribed and if I post I might lose subscribers"

Yes, I'm serious.
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Qoomrade Qlinton is finally being honest with himself that having roughly half of his sub count being composed of haters and unactive accounts is better than realizing his channel is still riding on what he did three years ago. Comparing Q's viewership and engagement with other people that do video essays on kiddie media just makes it worse because even they get at least half their subcount invested whereas Qoomader Q has to beg The Quew to rewatch a 40 minute video so he can at least reach 100k on a good day.
Ngl, I feel bad that Q went from pretending he didn't care about it to now when the facade everyone knew as such is starting to slip, especially if that Keemstar mention of the Leafy script is Quinton reflecting again.
I just want to point out how coincidental it is that Q decided to make a community post roughly a bit after it was posted here.

EDIT: Allow me to tell you something that I find bizarre yet very funny. Q managed to get in 376k subs since Aug 9th and two separate times he managed to get to 377k but both times he fumbled his way back to 376k in less than a day according to SocialBlade. Those days being Aug 13 & 26.
SocialBlade predicts hsi channel to reach 400k subs in roughly four months, which given current events is a tad too optimistic, and he could reach 1M is roughly 2 years and a half by that metric. Now, I think Quinton can reach 400k at some point, but I just think he reaching 1M is just bonkers, specially considering that Erik right now isn't in the 1M club.
 
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EDIT: Allow me to tell you something that I find bizarre yet very funny. Q managed to get in 376k subs since Aug 9th and two separate times he managed to get to 377k but both times he fumbled his way back to 376k in less than a day according to SocialBlade. Those days being Aug 13 & 26.
SocialBlade predicts hsi channel to reach 400k subs in roughly four months, which given current events is a tad too optimistic, and he could reach 1M is roughly 2 years and a half by that metric. Now, I think Quinton can reach 400k at some point, but I just think he reaching 1M is just bonkers, specially considering that Erik right now isn't in the 1M club.
SocialBlade is just making a guess based on projected growth going into infinity. If they were doing more sophisticated modeling (and I think someone is, but maybe just internally) it would show that most youtube accounts stagnate or decline before hitting 1m. Either due to producing content that turns off their audience (Quinton) or due to running out of novel ideas.
 
Well Quinton has decided to finally use the community tab.
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But of course, there's more. The reason Quinton doesn't use the community tab is because "there's people who hate me still subscribed and if I post I might lose subscribers"

Yes, I'm serious.
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It's interesting to see a bunch of the Quew saying that the plush is probably failing because of the current economy and people not being able to afford it, like I know everyone's financial situations are different but I'm pretty sure most people would be able to afford a $25 dollar plush or save up for one in over a month, people just don't want it it's that simple. Feels like Quinton's fans are more in denial of his channel dying and becoming irrelevant than the big man himself is.
 
It's interesting to see a bunch of the Quew saying that the plush is probably failing because of the current economy and people not being able to afford it, like I know everyone's financial situations are different but I'm pretty sure most people would be able to afford a $25 dollar plush or save up for one in over a month, people just don't want it it's that simple. Feels like Quinton's fans are more in denial of his channel dying and becoming irrelevant than the big man himself is.
Let me reiterate data that I saw from Woke Muslim Queen. Dante Ravioli's plush still outfunded Quinton's even though the two are in the same subscriber bracket. And I believe started around the same time.
 
It's interesting to see a bunch of the Quew saying that the plush is probably failing because of the current economy and people not being able to afford it, like I know everyone's financial situations are different but I'm pretty sure most people would be able to afford a $25 dollar plush or save up for one in over a month, people just don't want it it's that simple. Feels like Quinton's fans are more in denial of his channel dying and becoming irrelevant than the big man himself is.
Which is made even sadder when all other plushies posted at the same time actually outsold him entirely.
Heck there a gachi life YouTuber who has a plushie who started after Quinton who outsold him.
It the blue haired girl plushie. That girl has 400k subs and outsold Quinton in less than two days what he is at currently right now
 
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