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He’s not even bold enough as a Heath Ledger playing a Joker, let alone a movie theater shooter holding a gun.
Does he even carry any weapons?
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Does he even carry any weapons?
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Not unless they release an official Garfield™ line of Armalite platforms.
Mr Roboto
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When your trans Breadtube crush doesn't acknowledge your video of you drooling all over her
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I think is because Quinton covered too well the NEET stereotype and had to put some distance between himself and le chuds from 4chins. He is fat, has greasy and unkept hair, has zero sense of fashion, likely has not been in education or employment since 2017 and by his own admission he used to live in his mother's basement. Just look how much money he has burned on useless things (the sexdoll, the Garfield plushie, the Jimmy Carter merchandise) so likely he received an ultimatum by his parents to use his YTbucks to get a new home.
Qoomrade Qlitnton is coming to ammends with the state of things. He might not reach 400k this year at this rate but after only gaining 25k new subs in two years he has exploded to a more realistic number.
All praise QVINCTIVS REVIEWVS VICTVS VERSAILLVS, KING OF THE REVIEWERS.(A)
Then this happened:
I will take those $100 as my reparations. (A)
THE ABSOLUTE COPE (A)
Please notice that he makes a clear distinction between who does and who doesn't speak to him by calling his senpais "YouTube peers" instead of "YouTube friends". So allow me to clarify something, Quinton shouldn't be called a backstabber since that would imply he won, he is just a clout chaser.
Remember to keep yer chin up king, because besides the Mr. PeaNUT NBC article Qlitnton is featured in a Gizmodo Australia article titled '7 of the Weirdest, Longest Videos on Youtube'. As you can see even they got his name partially wrong. I do recommend it for the sheer amounts of powerlevel it has.
For this edition of Good Media Criticism: Kiwi Edition 5:
1) Turkey Tom (178k): That's right, the original YouTube friend that Quinton didn't have the exterior ovaries to confront directly. Even though Tom could easily be the most divisive pick yet is undeniable that he has improved massively since the very first time this hellsite set its beddy eyes on him. Nowadays he makes essay tier commentary that down right spits on the face of what modern YT commentary has become. Kino watches: Everybody Hates Ethan | H3H3 Productions, YouTube Nuke: LeafyIsHere and Zaptie, ImAllexx, ElvisTheAlien and BionicPig: Electric Boogaloo. His coverage of the Slazo shitshow is also absolutely amazing.
2) Just Stop (72.3k): Keeping the theme of showing people younger than Quinton who make better content we have Braxton who also makes commentary-reviewing to further put salt in the wound. His evolution as a creator has happened in front of our very eyes, especially notable with his remake of his review of Middle School. So what sets him apart from the rest: he started editing his videos in his fucking phone and has only been upping the production value as a true and honest animated american. He even referenced Quinton once talking about the deplatforming of Leafy. Kino watches: The Mysterious Case of Modern Mr Enter, Mulan 2020 Is a Failure in Almost Every Way and Middle School: The Worst Adaptation of My Life. All recommendatios are from this month alone just to set your expectations.
3) Pinely (159k): Pinely does commentary-reviewing videos (how original) with a very chill delivery and usually on figures most on the genre hasforgotten. A good example would be his works on how China has been weaponizing TikTok with washed up celebrities but don't expect him to take anything seriously since his head is a box. Always in company of Mr. Youtuber, a lad that youtubes. Kino watches: The Youtuber Who Sold Himself To China (which ended up becoming a sort of miniseries), Leafyishere - A Nostalgic Documentary and I watched every Shane Dawson film so you don't have to.
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christ you researched this a lot. good post.
he's definitely a NEET stereotype.
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Who Vile
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Your picks are usually pretty good but Pinely kind of sucks imo. I've only seen a couple of videos though.
If you watched Quinton because of autistic kids media content then Mars Reviews is probably the best cartoon reviewer around. He hasn't done anything in a few months though
Quinton fat lmao
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I have a very love/hate relationship with Quinton. Mostly because the man does this bandwagon NPC "Orange man bad" bullshit. His Garfield and Doug Walker videos are pretty entertaining, especially when the man went to Indiana to film a video about Jim Davis' life, but the fact he's just lapping up and shitting out more MSM nonsense really harms whatever reputation he has.
In short, that wasn't very cash money of you, Quinton
In short, that wasn't very cash money of you, Quinton
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I used to watch his stuff it was never good with the exception of a few and it was the ones he clearly cared about. Really i just watched him for white noise.
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Agreed on the white noise part. Great for putting on in the background during a Skyrim sesh.
PS: If you've ever wanted to make that game more interesting, play the soundtrack to The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings in the background. That's immersive as fuck.
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Let's talk consistency in uploads. Is something you need to have if you want a healthy Internet presence. You can't just upload whatever you feel like doing but you also can't just wait for something big to drop your way. Many times during the Quew Crisis we watched different variations of the format of planned videos and time and time again we have seen them fail. For those unaware, youtubers do bounce between several projects at a time but we are talking not more than five. Quinton plans months in advance just to see how unprepared he is to adjust and ends up rarely delivering, being on the massive dropout after the History Channel videos or the two Fallen Titans episodes that were teased but never delivered.
As it was leaked before Quinton brought memorabilia from the Jimmy Carter campaign, now it seems that he is questioning if it was a good idea in favor of something more obviously trendy. The second one has to be the most Brendaniel larping I have seen from Quinton in a long time.
Tweet 1 (A)
Tweet 2 (A)
Tweet (A)
Y'know, I will concede, but not by much. I have already posted why Quinton's design is so abhorrent to me but his upcoming work allows me to show you even further why he should just buy a course in Skillshare. Since @Who Vile mentioned Mars Reviews, he will be our control to measure thumbnails.
Here's Quinton's. (A)
Here's Mars's.
Both use Andrew W.K. and both are very simple but in different levels. Mars only uses one unaltered promotional frame, it doesn't stand out as much as Quinton's but it doesn't need to be, and that at it's core is my main problem with Quinton's thumbnails. All feel filled with unnecessary elements. Quinton could fix his thumbnail by getting rid of the text to allow his design to speak for itself or even change the Reanimated characters for the CN logo, even Stuart Snyder who was the responsible for the existence of the block to begin with. To be clear, text can work for thumbnails but most people scrolling on their phones can't be assed to read it and design is a visual media, if you have to spell the meaning of it you are not trying.
At the end of the day what matters is how many views you can get. So, if Quinton's thumbnails are so good why his views are tanking so bad?
Is very easy to forget how many people are doing the exact same thing as you when all you do is engage in circlejerking and self bullying to call your legions of dozens of fans to calm your broken ego.
Let's jump to another example which I think is less subjective. (A)
I think most of you have seen the Spongebob episode this comes from, so I hope you are as offended as I am because Quinton thinks this is an improvement. Not only the text covers half the thumbnail but this Spongebob has shadows that clash too much with the background. Allow me to go full autist here but this could work if we could pretend the shinning Nickelodeon logo is why only half of Spongebob face is lit but they are at the same height. Then he goes from a pumpkin orchard to just plain purple, which is supposed to be an improvement. I would have replaced the text with more characters (like Luna Loud from TLH or the Fright Knight from Danny Phantom or something orange like the pumpkin mecha from FOP) and use a softer tone to not work against them.
To cap this update of I will inform you that My Garfield Vacation has been made public again after the copyright claim didn't act and Q decided to post this too. (A)
As for Good Media Criticism: Kiwi Edition 5 I will try to gain my respect back instead of getting the other thing.
1) MarsReviews (97.3k): I did my man dirty for too long. Despite sitting in the back of my head since the beginning of this segment I failed to give him a well deserved shout out, especially since he endured a hacking that costed him his original channel. Mars reviews cartoons with a very laid back style far from taking himself too seriously but in case you want to see his real self he has a podcast with Glem Walker, another black animation reviewer, called Half & Half which in case you didn't notice the name is a reference to themselves and their melanin levels. Kino watches: The Rise and Fall of Mc Skat Cat, Mars Talks About A Gorilla Movie For 11 Minutes and Cleveland Show Review.
2) NICKtendo (158k): NICKtendo has to be the posterboy of animation reviewers that don't take themselves too seriously (sadly an ever increasing epidemic) whose main gimmick is owning to liking some rather unpopular media including cartoons that made the likes of Mr Enter scream in anguish 8 years ago. NICK on the other hand focuses on highlighting the good in everything and increasing the popularity of zoomer nostalgia. He has to be one of the best writers I have seen in a long time doing cartoon reviews. Kino watches: The History & Legacy of Johnny Test, Why Fanboy and Chum Chum is an Underrated Classic and Top 10 Weirdest Jimmy Neutron Episodes.
3) Awkwardly Animated (24.7k): Each year dozens of western animation reviewers are forced to become anitubers, Awkwardly Animated has become the lastest addition to this stadictic, the struggle is real. If you feel like adding a new person to your watchlist you could try with someone with Pan Pizza's editing and design minus the spergery and powerlevel with the same soul and passion of the already shilled Tariq who has gained most of his views with SU memes. I will only recommend his western animation videos because Q might declare war of anime. Kino watches: DreamWorks Long Lost Film | Larrikins, Ugly Americans Was Underrated and Tuca and Bertie | Review.
As it was leaked before Quinton brought memorabilia from the Jimmy Carter campaign, now it seems that he is questioning if it was a good idea in favor of something more obviously trendy. The second one has to be the most Brendaniel larping I have seen from Quinton in a long time.
Tweet 1 (A)
Tweet 2 (A)
Tweet (A)
Y'know, I will concede, but not by much. I have already posted why Quinton's design is so abhorrent to me but his upcoming work allows me to show you even further why he should just buy a course in Skillshare. Since @Who Vile mentioned Mars Reviews, he will be our control to measure thumbnails.
Here's Quinton's. (A)
Here's Mars's.
Both use Andrew W.K. and both are very simple but in different levels. Mars only uses one unaltered promotional frame, it doesn't stand out as much as Quinton's but it doesn't need to be, and that at it's core is my main problem with Quinton's thumbnails. All feel filled with unnecessary elements. Quinton could fix his thumbnail by getting rid of the text to allow his design to speak for itself or even change the Reanimated characters for the CN logo, even Stuart Snyder who was the responsible for the existence of the block to begin with. To be clear, text can work for thumbnails but most people scrolling on their phones can't be assed to read it and design is a visual media, if you have to spell the meaning of it you are not trying.
At the end of the day what matters is how many views you can get. So, if Quinton's thumbnails are so good why his views are tanking so bad?
Is very easy to forget how many people are doing the exact same thing as you when all you do is engage in circlejerking and self bullying to call your legions of dozens of fans to calm your broken ego.
Let's jump to another example which I think is less subjective. (A)
I think most of you have seen the Spongebob episode this comes from, so I hope you are as offended as I am because Quinton thinks this is an improvement. Not only the text covers half the thumbnail but this Spongebob has shadows that clash too much with the background. Allow me to go full autist here but this could work if we could pretend the shinning Nickelodeon logo is why only half of Spongebob face is lit but they are at the same height. Then he goes from a pumpkin orchard to just plain purple, which is supposed to be an improvement. I would have replaced the text with more characters (like Luna Loud from TLH or the Fright Knight from Danny Phantom or something orange like the pumpkin mecha from FOP) and use a softer tone to not work against them.
To cap this update of I will inform you that My Garfield Vacation has been made public again after the copyright claim didn't act and Q decided to post this too. (A)
As for Good Media Criticism: Kiwi Edition 5 I will try to gain my respect back instead of getting the other thing.
1) MarsReviews (97.3k): I did my man dirty for too long. Despite sitting in the back of my head since the beginning of this segment I failed to give him a well deserved shout out, especially since he endured a hacking that costed him his original channel. Mars reviews cartoons with a very laid back style far from taking himself too seriously but in case you want to see his real self he has a podcast with Glem Walker, another black animation reviewer, called Half & Half which in case you didn't notice the name is a reference to themselves and their melanin levels. Kino watches: The Rise and Fall of Mc Skat Cat, Mars Talks About A Gorilla Movie For 11 Minutes and Cleveland Show Review.
2) NICKtendo (158k): NICKtendo has to be the posterboy of animation reviewers that don't take themselves too seriously (sadly an ever increasing epidemic) whose main gimmick is owning to liking some rather unpopular media including cartoons that made the likes of Mr Enter scream in anguish 8 years ago. NICK on the other hand focuses on highlighting the good in everything and increasing the popularity of zoomer nostalgia. He has to be one of the best writers I have seen in a long time doing cartoon reviews. Kino watches: The History & Legacy of Johnny Test, Why Fanboy and Chum Chum is an Underrated Classic and Top 10 Weirdest Jimmy Neutron Episodes.
3) Awkwardly Animated (24.7k): Each year dozens of western animation reviewers are forced to become anitubers, Awkwardly Animated has become the lastest addition to this stadictic, the struggle is real. If you feel like adding a new person to your watchlist you could try with someone with Pan Pizza's editing and design minus the spergery and powerlevel with the same soul and passion of the already shilled Tariq who has gained most of his views with SU memes. I will only recommend his western animation videos because Q might declare war of anime. Kino watches: DreamWorks Long Lost Film | Larrikins, Ugly Americans Was Underrated and Tuca and Bertie | Review.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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Unironically based, 10/10 would also piss away money on.
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Quinton lays out his criteria for deleting tweets:
https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1317899852303470593 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1317899852303470593 (Archive)
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So basically any time he has a really shitty take.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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His fixation with e-celeb, genuine and "ironic", is legitimately embarrassing. It's one thing when he wanted to dickride TGWTG because he thought it was easymode for e-fwenz but this shit here is skincrawling.
1. your a narcissist who can't stand not being noticed.
2. your a self-hating coward not willing to stand by your own opinion even if its popular with """certain""" groups because it will get flak with """certain""" other groups.
3. your a moron who doesn't take the five seconds to re-read what you just wrote.
4. your a depressed loser.
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Like I said, almost a weird mirror of Jeremy.
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If that were the case, Quinton would have to delete the majority of his political takes and stop tweeting about politics altogether.
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Garfield would never delete tweets due to peer pressure from BreadTubers and social justice trendy types.
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Quinton you’re an annual passholder and live in Iowa.
Statistically a majority of disneyland visitors are California natives, would also make sense for people who regularly go to also be APs. You’re wasting money to have one if you only visit once a year.[/spoilers]