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[Vetti]

He could go on as he is doing now and fade as a legacy creator like his previous hero-now sworn enemy Doug Walker. The amount of similarities are staggering and truly give me the chills.

I'd love to see Quinton put on a parody rock opera.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I'd love to see Quinton put on a parody rock opera.

He technically already did his own shitopera and its the reason the thread is almost 200 pages long.

I just realised Quinton clickbaited us hard because he doesn't review Sarnarg the Hardge Harg & Sarnarg the Hardge Hag 2 even though there was a ruckus about it on his server and Knack the Enchilada is featured in the thumbnail.

 

[Who Vile]

I have made a rather disturbing discovery which I don't think has been mentioned before, since a search for "TheRealJims" came up with nothing in this thread.

You may or may not be familiar with TheRealJims. He does reviews and discussion videos on The Simpsons. If you're a big Simpsons fan I would recommend his work

He did 3 videos covering The Simpsons past, present and future and how those fit into the continuity of the show as a whole, and how to explain the floating timeline.
The past was released Dec 13, 2016, the present Jan 17, 2017 and the future Feb 22, 2017

Here is the video for the present, timestamped for the relevant part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KtbrFX1Bk&t=676s

He says in this video "or maybe it's just completely seperate universes altogether, like in that Time and Punishment short. Maybe that toaster holds the secret to the entire series. Maybe Homer just kept bouncing around from place to place and there's just an infinate number of Simpsons universes"

Quniton's "A Toaster Fixes The Simpson's Canon" came out Oct 30, 2017, and has become the seventh most popular video on his channel. It has no references to TheRealJims in the video, nor the description. There is no doubt in my mind that this theory was "inspired" (stolen) from TheRealJims. He isn't a huge channel, and was smaller at the time, but he was the premier Simpsons content creator on youtube (not including creators who made one or a handful of videos on the topic). If you're a big Simpsons fan and avid youtube viewer you would be extremely likely to be aware of him, I certainly was way before 2017.

There's not evidence that he, without a shadow of a doubt saw TheRealJims video. However I absolutely think that he saw Jim's smart little observation which he covered for all of 20 seconds, streched it into a 10m video, and sat on it until he could shit it out that october as an easy halloween video. I don't think he intended or anticipated it would blow up into one of his most popular or he probably would have put more polish on it.

Rewatching Quniton's toaster video and waiting for the shoutout which I was sure was coming, but never came was extremely tedious. Most frustrating is how smug he is at 6:48 and the last 30 seconds of the video about the smart idea he stole wholesale from a smaller creator.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Aight, the Christmas Truce is over. Back to work.
It has been a particularly active season for one reviewer boy on Twitter and will show you the highlights.

1. Quinton is aware he is fat and pretends to do something about it, which means that he is going to make a video about it. (A)


2. Proving a point I made a page ago, Q engages in a pissy fight with some random Twitter user instead of just ignoring him. (A)


3. Quinten confirms he is going to go on a holiday despite the good momentum of his channel. (A)
Bare in mind that he already had mentioned he was going to repeat taking a break and last time he took two months off despite saying he was only going to be away for one. Also bare in mind that Quincy technically already does upload once a month, just very inconsistently, but if this means he can develop his own points and make actual investigation is a win for everyone.


4. Quintral shaved clean and somehow still has bumps and a couple hairs left. This was captioned "Lookin like the guy you knew in middle school". (A)


0. Although it chronologically happened before everything else I left the piece of resistance for last. See it for yourself. (A)

The consensus amongst fans wasn't one of scepticism but about suggesting the VHS to be part of a raffle instead of something you have to pay consistently for months ina dead format. A Quintonette made a cover mock draft.

I have made a rather disturbing discovery which I don't think has been mentioned before, since a search for "TheRealJims" came up with nothing in this thread.

You may or may not be familiar with TheRealJims. He does reviews and discussion videos on The Simpsons. If you're a big Simpsons fan I would recommend his work

He did 3 videos covering The Simpsons past, present and future and how those fit into the continuity of the show as a whole, and how to explain the floating timeline.
The past was released Dec 13, 2016, the present Jan 17, 2017 and the future Feb 22, 2017

Here is the video for the present, timestamped for the relevant part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KtbrFX1Bk&t=676s

He says in this video "or maybe it's just completely seperate universes altogether, like in that Time and Punishment short. Maybe that toaster holds the secret to the entire series. Maybe Homer just kept bouncing around from place to place and there's just an infinate number of Simpsons universes"

Quniton's "A Toaster Fixes The Simpson's Canon" came out Oct 30, 2017, and has become the seventh most popular video on his channel. It has no references to TheRealJims in the video, nor the description. There is no doubt in my mind that this theory was "inspired" (stolen) from TheRealJims. He isn't a huge channel, and was smaller at the time, but he was the premier Simpsons content creator on youtube (not including creators who made one or a handful of videos on the topic). If you're a big Simpsons fan and avid youtube viewer you would be extremely likely to be aware of him, I certainly was way before 2017.

There's not evidence that he, without a shadow of a doubt saw TheRealJims video. However I absolutely think that he saw Jim's smart little observation which he covered for all of 20 seconds, streched it into a 10m video, and sat on it until he could shit it out that october as an easy halloween video. I don't think he intended or anticipated it would blow up into one of his most popular or he probably would have put more polish on it.

Rewatching Quniton's toaster video and waiting for the shoutout which I was sure was coming, but never came was extremely tedious. Most frustrating is how smug he is at 6:48 and the last 30 seconds of the video about the smart idea he stole wholesale from a smaller creator.

One of my favourite sections from Q's ED entry was the appendix in which they included youtubers he was clearly ripping ideas from. As a true autism connoisseur I would take the pleasure pushing that endeavor to its limits. In the spirit of Good Media Criticism: Kiwi Edition and before I do unleash the True Good Media Critic, I will further hit the point of how much of an uncreative hack the 6'5 manlet is.

> The already mentioned TheRealJims.
> ralphthemoviemaker's video on ghosts shows, which Q unironically expected his copy to break 3 million views and is further planning on taking more inspiration with bigfoot shows. (A).
> EmpLemon's Never Ever SpongeBob, which Q aped to showcase his own fanart and has been milking for a while since the trend is pretty rentable.
> Fallen Titans itself is a bastardization of Down The Rabbit Hole.
> His retarded video on dreams is inspired by Austin McConnell.
> Bumblebee video? Blame Lindsay Ellis and her marxist takes on Hasbro.
> Q defended the prequels by copying hbomberguy.
> He arrived to The Bee Movie memetrain too late.
> His videos with sketches are Channel Awesome tier sketches, not to mention his own lore movie.
> The only interesting scene from VoidCon was taken from a real movie and the video as a whole is reference after reference.
> Most of his arguments against Ancient Aliens are directly taken from just searching "Ancient Aliens Debunked" on YouTube.

Now, allow me to further hammer my point.

Spoiler: IMMA SPERG

Fallen Titans, but good.
1. Ray William Johnson: The Gamer From Mars has both a video on Ray and YFM and even Logan Paul has an entire InPaulsive episode on him.
2. Comedy Pioneers:
2a. Smosh: jaubrey, yes the same guy that told Q he sucks back in page 100.
2b. Fred and Annoying Orange: The Gamer from Mars and Pinely, not like either were that interesting to begin with.
2c. iCarly: This one is actually open field. The closest challenger is SolarSands with his video on if Spencer is a good artist.
3. Channel Awesome: Only one I can concede Q gave good coverage, and that is because he arrived early to the party and was a massive fanboy.
4. Online Animation: YouTube specific: Spoctor, MaSTAR Media and TravenTalks. Newgrounds: Sassy and Opinionated, Slush and kaptainkristian.
5. Youtube algorithm: Tom Scott and MrBeast.
6. Rage comics: You know shit is unnecessary when it is you, Jack Saint and Weest.
7. Abridged anime: Gigguk, Explanation Point and Ember Reviews.
8. Knockoff Youtubers: He mostly only talked about Irate Gamer, hence CommonNonsenseMedia and Huerfano Producciones.
9. Lonelygirl15: Straight up stolen from Austin McConnell and she herself can explain it better.
10. Annotations: He only competes here with tutorials.
11. Machinima: By far his worst episode. JKPOrigins and SunnyV2 have actual experience here.
12. Creppypasta: DuoStuff, Hazel and Exro.
13. Filthy Frank: jaubrey, Turkey Tom, SunnyV2 and ProcastiTara.
14. Tobuscus: jaubrey.
15. Quinton Reviews: Beige Frequency and yours truly.
16. Sargon of Akkad: The real one: Kings and Generals and HistoryTime. Carl of Swindon? Porsalin.

Future episodes:
Flash Animation: E3kHatena and Two Left Thumbs.
Alex Jones: Turkey Tom.
Leafy: Emp Lemon.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

> Fallen Titans itself is a bastardization of Down The Rabbit Hole.

Yeah I never got the love/respect/lukewarm acknowledgement of this series. It always seemed like Coomrade Q-tard almost never produces original things, but your framing explains it well. Like the hyping up of a leafy video, despite EmpLemon making a perfectly fine one that left little to be desired, as far as I can tell. But it seems clear now to me that he has very few original thoughts bouncing around his head.

Bare in mind that he already had mentioned he was going to repeat taking a break and last time he took two months off despite saying he was only going to be away for one. Also bare in mind that Quincy technically already does upload once a month, just very inconsistently, but if this means he can develop his own points and make actual investigation is a win for everyone.

Isn't Youtube his career? Pewdiepie went almost a decade producing videos every day, but Quinton thinks one video every month is sustainable (and then shits on Pewdiepie)? I really don't get it—what else is going on in his life? It's not like he has a grocery store job to stay busy, or works out, or reads books.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

It's not like he has a grocery store job to stay busy, or works out, or reads books.

He works out by playing Garfield Kart on the switch portable, that takes serious arm muscle

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He works out by playing Garfield Kart on the switch portable, that takes serious arm muscle

"Playing video games helps your hand eye coordination more than working out."
- Me in sixth grade/Quinton as an adult

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I really don't get it—what else is going on in his life? It's not like he has a grocery store job to stay busy, or works out, or reads books.

Quinton took a rest last year with the intent to not burn out and keep himself from further depression for his analytics. Considering he kinda is on the opposite end now you would think he wouldn't feel the need to do the same, much less for longer, but this is Quinton FUCKING Reviews we are talking about.

He has actually sort of gave us an idea of how he uses his time.

He wakes up at best on a 7-9 window and apparently the first thing he does is tweet. He stays active until 10pm on Twitter. If you dont believe check it yourself.

He dedicates an obscene amount of time to watch bottom of the barrel media and that is the part of his reviewing process he spends the most time in. That wouldn't be a bad thing, if it weren't because he has not improve his critical thinking and writing since high school. We already know the meme, he considers reviewing as the act of describing an experience.

He actually saves time on the editing and mastering process because he does it basic.

So how does he spend his time? Check his mentions, play and consume media with the people "that dont actively hate him" and finding things to complain about with the Quew, which was almost daily.

As mentioned before, he already kind of uploads monthly, is just inconsistent, so production wise he is going on easy mode while trying to pretend his content is 40mins premium essays. My bet goes to being with his family and maybe seeing a therapist to further distance himself from everything.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

We already know the meme, he considers reviewing as the act of describing an experience.

Don't serial killers say the same thing but replace 'reviewing' with 'killing'?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can say that when Quinton had facial hair, he’d look like Meathead from All In The Family

 

[Water-T]

I can say that when Quinton had facial hair, he’d look like Meathead from All In The Family

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Now Q looks like he kidnaps children to dissect and eat.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

MEGA UPDATE

Quincy made a video on Heathcliff and went all in to replace every single Garfield on his room with a identical Heathcliff. Dear lord, he has been playing Raid: Shadow Legends for almost a year.

ARCHIVE:

The video features elements that belong to the lore he has built around Evil Quinton aka Explicitly Gay Quinton, which according to him are inspired by the cockslut himself, Linkara, who is low key telling him he didn't get it.


For those of you asking in what opinion does the anti-transphobic faggot hold the nasty cockslut.


Quinton also has chosen to simp for a new v-tuber: Mari Mari, which to my surprise despite being an independent western v-tuber doesn't have a cock. Qooper comissioned her to draw him and the results are staggering.
Here is the stream, 34:06-41:44. They just talk about how dedicated he is to Garfield in a very lighthearted way and at the very end suggest making him a model to become a v-tuber.

The art itself.

It is funny that he watches Cenk's Nephew because a kiwi once said that Quinton is Hasan without the discipline to workout or the drive to creep on women.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

The video features elements that belong to the lore he has built around Evil Quinton aka Explicitly Gay Quinton, which according to him are inspired by the cockslut himself, Linkara, who is low key telling him he didn't get it.

Openly gay and evil doppelganger? Are you sure he wasn't inspired by CWC?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I miss when Salty wasn't as bad as Quentin when it came to politics

Spoiler: Now we know why he's called Salty

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Salty telling other people to have sex is funny considering he's 100% a virgin

 

[Josterman]

Here is quinton’s take on the Star Wars theory Drama

 

[Water-T]

Of course Q is simping for Linkara. Lewis used to be in CA with Lindsay Ellis, the BreeadTube Princess.

This is all just a rung on working his way up the Bread Tube ladder until he finally gets noticed by his waifus ContraPoints and Hbomberguy, the King and Queen of BreadTube.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It is funny that he watches Cenk's Nephew because a kiwi once said that Quinton is Hasan without the discipline to workout or the drive to creep on women.

why has no BreadTuber put this on Twitter yet? this is probably the best description I’ve see on him to date.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

why has no BreadTuber put this on Twitter yet? this is probably the best description I’ve see on him to date.

I think it’s extremely unlikely that Quinton will ever get a moviebob-esque callout. He’s more like annoying little brother than actual sex pest.

 

[quickthrowaway]

For those of you asking in what opinion does the anti-transphobic faggot hold the nasty cockslut.
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Linkara's analysis is good, I find his old skits and plotlines to have aged well

Jesus fucking christ. This "guy" has no room to ever criticize Doug Walker or anyone else.

 

[Water-T]

I think it’s extremely unlikely that Quinton will ever get a moviebob-esque callout. He’s more like annoying little brother than actual sex pest.

Q could only dream of Contra nuking him from orbit on Twitter like Lindsey did to Bob. That would at least mean that his waifu noticed him.