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looks like someone's allergic to awesomeKeytars are bad m'kay
Oh I really wish you told me that before I put peanut butter into that sandwich you just ate.looks like I'm allergic to peanuts
No more stories. GO TO BED.Oh I really wish you'd tell me another story
Okay, Samuel L. JacksonGO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
You can talk to ghosts?!Okay, Michael Jackson
I talk to Space Ghost everyday.
Booshit, I don't like ghosts.
I'm so drunk I can hardly see.
It's, I've got your back. Some black coffee and a cold shower ought to get you through the day.
Well gee, we were just trying to be nice to you.No thanks!
They don’t look Jewish, you must be blind.Well gee, we just wanted to exterminate you.
I did not say that!Looks too Asian.
Yeah we already knowI did say that!
Well I have. It's so exciting!I didn't know you reached the 4000 post mark today!
that's real sad broWell I have. It's so exciting because my life is completely hollow!
Why can we be nice like this more often?that's really great bro
Get bigger hands, it's just that simple.Why can't I hold all these limes?
I don't really get how that's supposed to help my rectal cancer, but hey, you're the witch doctor!Put de lime in de coconut, drink it all up
No one caresI got rectal cancer!
go cry emo kidNo one cares about me![]()