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[c-no]

Your waifu is shit

Jerk off to your waifu.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Jerk off on my face.

With pleasure.

 

[Teri-Teri]

I pleasure myself with a banana.

I don't want to see that.

 

[Pina Colada]

I've seen some shit.

Something tells me you spend way too much time in bathrooms.

 

[Somar]

I spend way too much time in bathrooms.

What are you lactose intolerance?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

What are you, gay?

What makes you think that?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Vote for Brianna Wu!

A True and Honest Wyman

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I want to pop your hymen.

Too late.

 

[CWCchange]

I'm late.

Too bad.

 

[AF 802]

Too bad.

Can I?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I refuse!

You're missing out.

 

[gachacunt]

You're missing out on this dick.

No thanks, i'd rather not!

 

[Ass eating cunt]

No thanks, i'd rather die than be with a neck beard like you!

Hey hey no need to be rude, I mean judging by that avatar he does seem cute

 

[Smith Banquod]

Hey, that's pretty rude and gay my dude. I mean judging by that "owo wats dis" bulge he does seem cute

At least take the man out for some dinner before getting a hotel room, yo.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Wrap it before you slap it.

This is very good advice for all.

 

[Krieger]

Never trust the Internet for advice.

Thank you magic Internet pixie!

 

[Zack the ripper]

Here's to having anal sex.
Stick it where she would least expect.
Fuck her so hard, make her butt-cheeks flex.
Grab her sister; tell her she's next

Amen .... Amen

 

[HY 140]

Can i get an Amen on that?

nah man

 

[Teri-Teri]

Yemen

Oman

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Semen

Ew, degenerate