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- Nov 15, 2017
I have to perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on myself every night to get myself off.
TMI, mate.
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I have to perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on myself every night to get myself off.
What are you a detective?Not enough information, mate
Me too, buddy, me too."Pee pee? Poo poo? Bibby babby boy?" I have hired several private detectives to decipher the meaning of this phrase.
I ride the chewy cherry choo choo
to Letter People Land.
When I'm passing through,
I just yell chew, chew, chew,
and all the people in the land.
Well, they give me a hand.
Never again, goyim!I want the Jews to die.
Nice try Shlomo, but I’m not paying you a thing.Oy vey, imagine how much we’d make from reparations!
I'll pay you 6,000 bucks to allow me to hit you naked with a horsewhip.
A man's gotta keep food on the table. Who couldn't use $50?Whip me (parent of unknown gender identity)!
A man's gotta... use $50 [on tranny hookers]
Second quote is implied to be a reply to the first, obviously.Easy money.
At last I truly seeSecond... is implied to be a reply to the first.
At last I truly see, that I am the leader, for in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.