Quotes that you will always remember

[Randy Lahey]

"The only difference between you and me, is a couple drinks."

 

[symantec]

"Post that shit after you've slept on it you goddamned idiot"

My uncle doesn't like my facebook shitposting.

 

[shasetoma.]

 

[TokyoGlassFishWire]

"Open your eyes and the world pours in, blink and it's gone."

Don't know who it was by, I think I found it in a book about mindfulness meditation, really resonated with me.

 

[Dangerhair]

"Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip"

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

"The day he stops smiling is the day we remember his smile."

 

[BroccoliBrain]

"Just press the alt-right- [audible sigh] -I mean, left-alt tab to crouch."

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I was once told "Marry a pretty girl with a rich daddy who brews his own beer." I listened to that sage advice.

 

[0 0]

The last thing my father ever said to me. "Careful with that, kid. I don't think the safety is on."

Then a truck ran him over.

 

[Carlos Thin]

"I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie."
- Herman Cain, 2012 US Republican Presedential Candidate

"Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It's never easy when there's so much on the line, but you and I can make a difference. There's a mission just for you and me. Just look inside, and you will find just what you can do."
--Pokemon 2000

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

"The constitutional protection accorded to the freedom of speech and of the press is not based on the naive belief that speech can do no harm but on the confidence that the benefits society reaps from the free flow and exchange of ideas outweigh the costs society endures by receiving reprehensible or dangerous ideas." - Judge Alvin Rubin

 

[Gorgar]

“That’s not white chocolate, that’s your dick! It’s disgusting!”

 

[V0dka]

This quote reminds me of when I'm looking for stuff to post on KF.

"Day in, day out, your're dealing with nothing but hookers, and drug pushers, and pimps, pretty soon you start thinking everybody's rotten." - Officer Figus (The Chase. 1994)

 

[Wraith]

From 4chan a number of years ago:
"Because I have the wrong view of sex. I see it as an extension of how you feel about someone.
A woman having numerous partners before me means I mean jack shit to her. It's like having breakfast or going for a walk. To her, it's just something you do.
Which I resent because it is what relationships become when you get older. Women eventually stop caring about you at all and it becomes a dispassionate analysis about how much you can provide. You become a dick with a wallet."

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

“Political power flows from the barrel of a gun.” Mao Tse-tung

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"So, like I said... if God determines life or death... and do you know what I determine, Jon?"
"W-what?"
"Death."

Spoiler: Context

 

[Recoil]

"There is no cause so noble that it won't attract fuck heads."

That's a phrase I use at least once a month, yet it's originally from the exceptional novelization of DOOM. I can't remember much else about those books, but that line...

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Women remember men that make them laugh. Men remember women that make them cry.
The first time i read it i didn't gave it much thought. After many years, i saw how true it was.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are!"

It's very thunkful and true, if there's something people should take away from that it is:
1. Hide your friends, by...
2. Compartmentalizing and segregating people, then...
3. Secret family three towns over.