Quotes that you will always remember

[Alex Poulos]

"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity." -Hunter S. Thompson (Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, 1971)

Never be a cheapskate about paying for the wardrobe when hitting da club.

 

[Chichan]

Que sera sera. (Whatever will be, will be.)
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

“If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?”

“And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.”

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

She begins at first with doing tricks rather strange then hurtfull: yea some of them are pretty and pleasing. But it is dangerous to gather floures that grow on the banks of the pit of hell, for fear of falling in; yea they which play with the devils rattles, will be brought by degrees to wield his sword, and from making of sport they come to doing of mischief.

 

[Super Color Up]

"If you have to ask, you'll never know."

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

"#1 rule in life, don't stick your dick in a bear trap!" - My Uncle, in reference to my dating girls.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

“Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.”

― Otto von Bismarck

Heard it from My Grandpa, a WWII vet, ironically enough.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

“Principles are nice things. If you can afford them. I like to think I am a principled man, but then, most men do. The fact is, we all have a price, we all have buttons that can press to make us do things that are not entirely honorable. Principles do not pay the mortgage or clear our debts. A principled man is generally a man who has everything he wants or absolutely nothing to lose.”

 

[Teri-Teri]

You've manage to have an even worse signature than @DrainRedRain's and @ICameToplaY's.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

 

[LofaSofa]

"VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"

 

[Basil II]

This amazing gem was generated by an A.I. I found on the Dobson thread

 

[Wraith]

Proverbs 18:-21- Death and life are in the power of the tongue, And those who love it will eat its fruit.

 

[PL 001]

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. This is true, it's called living. - Terry Pratchett

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”

Yes, this guy.

 

[Tahoma]

THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! I HAVE A GUN, SO I'M IN CHARGE! MANY GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD FUNCTION ON THIS PRINCIPLE, AND SOME OF THEM LAST FOR MONTHS!!!

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.

--Mr. Freeze

 

[Teri-Teri]

Help! I'm being likebombed!
- @PrincessJupiter

 

[PT 940]

"These things MUST come to pass" which helped me realize how there is no stopping certain things in life and you just have to let them happen and your only job is to control how you deal with it. And along the same lines "we must endure these things and believe we will be led out of them."

 

[Marco Fucko]

Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem. - Joseph Stalin
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping