Quotes that you will always remember

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"Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened" - This isn't a good quote, to be honest it's pretty shit, but it's ingrained in my head from how many edgy teenagers have said it in the past 5 years.
 
Dr. Cox: Hey, newbie...know what your problem is?

J.D.: My bones hurt?

Dr. Cox: You were gonna, what, rescue me from loneliness with a $3 six-pack of light beer? It turns out we can't save people from themselves, newbie. We just treat 'em. We're gonna treat that kid with a respiratory problem, and when he comes back with cancer, go ahead and treat that too.

J.D.: Well, thanks for the pick-me-up.

Dr. Cox: Hey. Smokers, drinkers, druggies, fatties, whatever. All I'm saying is, if you keep living and dying on whether or not a person changes, well...you're not gonna make it as a doctor, that's all. Now come here and give me a hug. It's okay, come here. Come here. (J.D. goes in) Get outta here! And take this piss water with you. It's embarrassing to have it here.

Dr Cox's friend: I'll drink it!

Dr. Cox: I'll take the beer. You'll beat it.
 
"Were it so simple"
"Can't never could do nothin'"
"You niggers don't know nigger about nigger"
 
From 4chan, /v/, back in the day:
"Because I have the wrong view of sex. I see it as an extension of how you feel about someone.
A woman having numerous partners before me means I mean jack shit to her. It's like having breakfast or going for a walk. To her, it's just something you do.
Which I resent because it is what relationships become when you get older. Women eventually stop caring about you at all and it becomes a dispassionate analysis about how much you can provide. You become a dick with a wallet."
I don't care of you don't like this. I found this true through experience.
 
“I'm am idiot,” he said. “I am the primaeval ancestor of all idiots. I am an arch-crud. I am the nig-nog of all the nig-nogs. I am the ultimate splurge!”

If Lionel Fanthorpe had ever shifted gears and tried to write a genuinely good story the normal way, he just might have had a masterpiece in him.
 
"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so ever since I became old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history -- true or feigned -- with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of the reader. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author" - J.R.R. Tolkien

It's just such a perfect summation of why almost every escapist fantasy series in pop culture has gone downhill over the last 10 years.
 
Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters

Do not burn the candle at both ends...for it leads to the life of a hairdresser

Life has many doors Ed boys

If this is true have you brought the cupcakes of sorriness
 
ITS A ZEBRA NOT A ZEDBRA JUST LIKE ITS A ZOO NOT A ZEDOO YOU DUMB UK MORON FAGGOT
 
"Fuck those niggas" random black guy at a gas station commenting on wannabe black gangsters 2k18
 
"Light a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." Classic dark humor joke.
 
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men”
- Charles De Gaulle

“A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away”
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“There is a single light of science and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere”
- Isaac Asimov

“There are lies, damned lies and statistics”
- Benjamin Disraeli
 
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Bukowski is a 6000 iq genius
 
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