r/antiwork - Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

If Doreen or whatever his name is, doesn't get to just disappear into academia. This cow has milk and I want it all, goddamnit. We can't let him hide, his autism must be dragged into the light for all of us to mock.

 

[The Cunting Death]

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The name and post combination is just perfect.

At this point even autistic people are getting sick of autistic people

 

[chiobu]

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Looks like admins stepped in, Doreen is no longer the head mod.

I'm sure the new account that just became a janny isn't an alt

 

[HotAir]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new face of r/AntiWork.

 

[Ruin]

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Top 5 google searches for Doreen, any employer in the future will see this and instantly trash his horrible resume. May actually have a need to post on antiwork once he finds out the only job he can do is cleaning shitters at Mickey D's

His most valuable skill at 31 years old is picking up dog shit. He's never going to get a real job.

 

[Meat Target]

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can someone please explain to me why every single pathetic turboNEET is obsessed with being anarchists? do they think they'll prosper when shit goes down for real when we know for a certainty they'd be making suicide pacts once the internet goes down for over a week?

Anarchists are the flat-earthers of political science.

 

[NotFatChild]

Farmers watching this thread have already known about and made fun of Doreen's dog-walking job 2 weeks ago: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-antiwork.64156/page-33#post-10894626

I bet that some of the Fox News people have also been researching here when they prepared for that segment and must have seen what a slam dunk for their average viewer this would be.

Since Tucker Carlson used to have a writer that was a literal /pol/lack that was only outed because he bragged about it using his real name like a retard nothing would surprise me anymore.

That’s my favorite part of all of this: Fox probably doesn’t even know what they did. It was just a short, oddball piece on Jesse Watters’ show that he probably hasn’t thought of since shortly after it was filmed. A few minutes of visibly trying (and almost succeeding) at taking some troon spinning in its chair in its mother’s apartment on webcam seriously as it says “laziness is a virtue,” a couple cheeky wisecracks at the end, and then onto more serious things like actual politics and what’s for dinner and the itch on his shin.

It was the worst day of Doreen’s life, but for Watters it was literally just Tuesday.

Yeah it's beautiful. The boomers and normal people in their 20s/30s that watch fox (more watch it than watch cnn or msnbc) laughed and 5 minutes later were enjoying whatever else jesse had to say. Meanwhile a day later and redditards are still sperging out.

"You made us all look like clowns, you made a tranny kill ixself!"

"Sorry, but could you be more specific?"

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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lmfao imagine a future where he started the revolution and statues were erected of him that looked like that.

 

[Foltest]

What a complete meltdown. In less than two days, he went from top of the world to become a joke.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

No, He's just right. The whole "i could be where you are but" shit is employees who you are not legally allowed to pay what they are worth being used to being the 3rd smartest contrarian in the room, If someone stays on the bottom forever its because they deserve to be there.

It's right under the right circumstances, I'd say that's right for work that you needed to learn a skill in able to perform because the people who are shit will stay in the shitpile until they git gud but if you mean retail, office work, ect.? Almost none of that is merit based.

 

[BradCarter]

"Long term unemployed" at 21 just means you told your parents to fuck themselves when they asked you to get a job and move out, right?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What a complete meltdown. In less than two days, he went from top of the world to become a joke.

Adam Curry (Yes, the MTV guy) has a theory that people who use the media solely to grab onto fame for 15 minutes will inevitably have it boomerang back and destroy their life eventually.

I dunno if I buy that fully, but there are times where he seems like he has the start of an idea that could be really truthful.

 

[z0mb0]

It's right under the right circumstances, I'd say that's right for work that you needed to learn a skill in able to perform because the people who are shit will stay in the shitpile until they git gud but if you mean retail, office work, ect.? Almost none of that is merit based.

If you do retail or low level office work for years and years and never get moved up or find a way to branch out that's indicative of something. It shows at some level you agree your in the spot you deserve.

 

[NotFatChild]

If you do retail or low level office work for years and years and never get moved up or find a way to branch out that's indicative of something. It shows at some level you agree your in the spot you deserve.

My information is over a decade old, but back when I worked retail the other people working it were teenagers, drug addicted older people that would be blasted half the time they bothered to show up to work, and the rare retiree looking for literally anything to do because they didn't know how to stop working.

To move up the chain even one rung to assistant manager the requirements were "don't be retarded, show up on time, learn how to do whatever in the store needs to be done." Anyone could do it, but the people who work retail aren't exactly motivated, which is why they're still cleaning up the floor after 5 years of working at the same mega mart.

 

[BradCarter]

It's right under the right circumstances, I'd say that's right for work that you needed to learn a skill in able to perform because the people who are shit will stay in the shitpile until they git gud but if you mean retail, office work, ect.? Almost none of that is merit based.

That's why you don't sit in a job with no lateral movement. If you aren't going to try and become a district manager of McDonald's only work there to pay bills while you look for a field that does offer useful experience/career advancement. When you apply to a job, they usually ask if you have any questions at the interview. One of your questions should be "are there paths for advancement?". Not only does it make it seem like you plan on sticking around, it's also an extremely important factor in taking a job.

 

[PlayboydoMorro]

How is he 21 and "long-term unemployed"? Is he a Pajeet immigrant whose brothers were picking rice at 12 years old?

 

[A huge plate of beans]

Posted this in the tranny sideshow thread but it's more suited here:


Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I'm begging of you please don't kill my plan
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
Please don't force her to touch you even though you can

The sub all voted and they said no
But you took it upon yourself to go
On Fox News, of all the ones Doreen

Your beauty is not quite there
With greasy locks of unwashed hair
You sat there looking at the wall Doreen

Easy questions pointed toward you
So quick to react that's when you
Said the stupidest things possible Doreen

'Laziness is a virtue' you exclaimed
The host's eyes glittering with disdain
'20 hours a week' on dog walking Doreen!

3 minutes of pain now finished with
The sub about to bust a rib
A panic! the rules increase Doreen

You may claim it's all transphobic hate
But it's now r-slash-antiwork-gate
All you had to do
Was not go on Doreen

What do you do? You lock it down
All dissent removed with a frown
One point six million
People are let down Doreen

Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I'm begging of you please don't kill my plan
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
Please don't force her to touch you even though you can

 

[Shark with Laser]

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they do it for free

Poor thing, he is sleep deprived after working 10 whole hours in the span of two entire days. Oh the humanity!

 

[All Cops Are Based]

"Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term unemployed and an Anarchist."

The changes this subreddit made are like when your teacher in gradeschool asks you if you wanna revise your failed essay for a higher grade and you say yes, and then you change one sentence.

 

[jellywhaleskull]

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Looks like admins stepped in, Doreen is no longer the head mod.

lol imagine getting fired from a job you don't get paid for.