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quaawaa said:
Null, Trump offered the Feds eight MONTHS of pay to resign, not eight days.
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Yea, its 8 months of paid leave.
A friend told me about this over the weekend, since one of his friends works for EPA or whatever and acted like its a big deal. You get an 8 month warning for getting fired and full pay until that day, if you are unable to find a job in that time, I am sorry but you might be a massive retard. If you wanna stay a federal employee, you can always go to one of those federal work programs for blind people that produce prison toilet paper or whatever....
 
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Is it possible for plebittors to not have a panic attack over anything?
 
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John Constantine said:
Yea, its 8 months of paid leave.
A friend told me about this over the weekend, since one of his friends works for EPA or whatever and acted like its a big deal. You get an 8 month warning for getting fired and full pay until that day, if you are unable to find a job in that time, I am sorry but you might be a massive retard. If you wanna stay a federal employee, you can always go to one of those federal work programs for blind people that produce prison toilet paper or whatever....
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Oh but that is bad for them because they're used to sitting in their ass doing nothing all day and getting paid for it

You think they know how to do anything? They do not. They're panicking because they might have to actually do something in life.
 
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These retards aren't real feds. They're office space workers that think they have actual power over people. They're mad that the gravy train is ending and their great insurance and ability to sit around and do nothing all day is about to get yanked away from them.

Edit: This is what I was thinking of.
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4090 Chad said:
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Is it possible for plebittors to not have a panic attack over anything?
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Nah. This is probably the same kind of person that has an aneurysm if they don't see more than 3 "in this house we believe..." signs on a street.

Imagine being so insecure that you need your neighbors to all agree with you; you're such an insecure faggot, you assume anyone with no sign on their lawn is some flavor of Republican.
 
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I've spent alot of time mining salt on fednews, 50501, and various election denial subs like somethingiswrong2024, and the overlap between federal employees and rabid violent election deniers is pretty unsettling. these people are actually a danger to our democracy
 
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