/r/Hapas - A subreddit dedicated to hating white dads and Asian moms

[The Colonel]

Their face, holy shit.

It looks like they're in the middle of one.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Oh wow, how pathetic is that?

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

So do we have a lost /r/hapas-ling in our thread, or...? I can't make sense of his post at all.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

This was originally an OP before the threads merged.

"Hapa" is a term used in Hawaii to refer to mixed race people. /r/hapas, however, is a little more specific than this, using it only to refer to the children of white men and Asian women. This, according to them, is massively different from being the child of an Asian man and a white woman. /r/hapas seem to believe that being an Asian man is some kind of crippling disability, worse even than autism, which is almost certainly the genuine reason for their dismal failure at everything.

/r/hapas' racism is bizarrely self-loathing. Checking their front page today, I found this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/62eien/bonobo_looking_aw_comedian_talks_about_how_asian/

They begin by referring to an Asian woman as "bonobo looking", language usually used by the enlightened individuals who take pride in using "cuck" in every sentence.

The top comment here is a flurry of ungrammatical weaponised autism which I can barely understand.

these women complain about yellow fever 24/7 but do they really despise it? seems to me they like it and in fact take pride in it.... the type of ppl on dating sites are majority white men looking to fuck and since most of the time asian women get the job done thats why they get the most responses. most ppl who have no trouble interacting with women in public dont need to resort to online dating. now the dynamics now are different since tinder and grindr have become mainstream but when this study took place you have to take into account what type of ppl had to "resort" to online dating... this womens ego is unwarranted really.... if you were so beautiful why do u feel the need to wash your genes away with white? why the surge in plastic surgery?

Apparently Asian women who copulate with white men are "washing their genes away with white". That's not how inheritance works, and you'd think the superior beings could at least learn to put capital letters at the start of sentences.

While they despise white men for stealing their women, their real hatred is reserved for the Asian women themselves. They are then surprised when said women choose to avoid them.

Like many incel types, they like to apologise for the Isla Vista shooter Elliot Rodger, blaming his murder spree on "Asian self loathing and white entitlement."

Of course, this is standard conspiracy theory bollocks. Blame some conspiracy between Asian women and white men so you don't have to look at your own dismal inadequacy.

Last year, there was some absolutely exceptional drama surrounding the window lickers who use the sub.

A redditor called /u/merlord, a WHITE MALE married to an Asian woman, made this lazy joke about Asian men's small penises:

Gif of a guy lighting his farts on fire, someone mentions it's fake because you can see the aerosol can in his shorts. So I say "That's just his gigantic, oh he's asian, nevermind".

/r/hapas user /u/EurasianTiger was mad. He responded by doxing him and releasing an exceptional Youtube video, which I believe is lost. /u/merlord responded by posting the video to /r/cringeanarchy here:

https://np.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarc...eks_ago_i_made_a_joke_about_asians_on_reddit/

/u/EurasianTiger and the rest of his autismal army then brigaded the thread.

https://np.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarc...i_made_a_joke_about_asians_on_reddit/d4zt1ao/

You can see /u/EurasianTiger in all his glory here:

Truly a member of the master race. He might well merit a lolcow thread of his own at some point.

 

[Ruin]

Any entire forum of Elliot Rodgers? Mother of God.

 

[Tookie]

Hapas, apparently, are the children of white men and Asian women.

Which is a silly definition that only incel losers on Reddit subscribe to. It is a term used in Hawaii to denote anyone of mixed ethnicity; usually some mix of white, Asian, or Hawaiian; regardless of which parent happens to be what.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Which is a silly definition that only incel losers on Reddit subscribe to. It is a term used in Hawaii to denote anyone of mixed ethnicity; usually some mix of white, Asian, or Hawaiian; regardless of which parent happens to be what.

So it's basically the Hawaiian term for mestizo or pardo.

I'll change the OP to point out they can't even use their own name properly.

 

[proteus4994]

/r/hapas is amazing because it's literally a cross between involuntary celibates and Asian white supremacists. Both of those things on their own would be fantastic but combined it's especially magical.

Here's a couple of threads from the front page RIGHT NOW:

WMAF couples are breeding insanity

A comic piece on the types of shit that come out of the mouths of those sickeningly disgusting and stupid WMAF white male creeps and shit like that.

LOL someone posted this video of this black kid taunting this white kid for banging his mom, and all the comments say people should call CPA, but when we say Eurasians have similar issues everyone says we're crazy

White men are less sexist and treat women better

At least incels might possibly get laid one day and turn their life around. Even if these people got laid they'd still hate themselves for being Asian/half-Asian.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

/r/hapas is amazing because it's literally a cross between involuntary celibates and Asian white supremacists. Both of those things on their own would be fantastic but combined it's especially magical.

Here's a couple of threads from the front page RIGHT NOW:

WMAF couples are breeding insanity

A comic piece on the types of shit that come out of the mouths of those sickeningly disgusting and stupid WMAF white male creeps and shit like that.

LOL someone posted this video of this black kid taunting this white kid for banging his mom, and all the comments say people should call CPA, but when we say Eurasians have similar issues everyone says we're crazy

White men are less sexist and treat women better

At least incels might possibly get laid one day and turn their life around. Even if these people got laid they'd still hate themselves for being Asian/half-Asian.

I wonder if our resident half Asian Nazi @Heretics on Holiday would have liked this place.

No, wait, they'd have rejected her for having a white mother and Asian father.

It's how arbitrary their rules are that baffles me most.

 

[Chefbot]

What do EurasianTiger and Kylo Ren have in common?

Spoiler

Daddy issues.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Another one of EurasianTiger's exceptional videos:

I'd be very surprised if the sex ratio of white/Asian relationships was that skewed. There are numerous people, like the unfortunate actor Brandon Lee and the Russian defence secretary Sergey Shoygu, who had a white mother and an Asian father, and some towns in Siberia had a large number of Asian men marrying white women due to Japanese and Korean labourers or even prisoners of war marrying local women.

It's true that far more white man/Asian woman relationships existed during the colonial era as colonists took local wives, though there were still a few the other way round, like Indian sailors marrying British women and moving to Britain. But this was also true for blacks and native Americans, and I don't see EurasianTiger whining about their plight.

 

[Cake Farts]

OP has an epiphany in the first sentence but that immediately gets clouded by mental gymnastics. That's probably the closest any of these tards will get to realizing that their plan to fight "sexual racism'" is sexist and racist in itself.

Spoiler: powerlevel

as a product of a WMAW relationship I feel happy that my mere existence can trigger someone over the edge. I don't know why, but just knowing someone out there hates me for being me is just downright hilarious.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What do EurasianTiger and Kylo Ren have in common?

Spoiler

Daddy issues.

My answer was going to either be "uncontrollable rage" or "autism"
But yours works too.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

as a product of a WMAW relationship I feel happy that my mere existence can trigger someone over the edge. I don't know why, but just knowing someone out there hates me for being me is just downright hilarious.

Everyone is the target of racial hatred from someone. This is just bizarrely specific.

 

[drain]

Jesus fuck I remember when I got on an argument with EurasianTiger. He was trying to convince me that I was plagued bc I'm eurasian and saying some seriously r.etarded shit to me and I was "ok lol". He became so buttblasted that he tried to insult me calling me a "fetish kid", and that my mom was "an asian whore"
Good times.

 

[Caesare]

Why they're all full of shit:

Spoiler

Comedian Bobby Lee and his wife. If this completely average looking, short, overweight, neurotic, former drug addict, Asian man figured out how to use his sense of humor and intelligence to find success and a beautiful wife, these tards could too if they stopped crying online 24/7 calling their Asian mothers "whores".

I've never met anyone who talked shit about their own mother who was worth a fuck.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Why they're all full of shit:

Spoiler

Comedian Bobby Lee and his wife. If this completely average looking, short, overweight, neurotic, former drug addict, Asian man figured out how to use his sense of humor and intelligence to find success and a beautiful wife, these tards could too if they stopped crying online 24/7 calling their Asian mothers "whores".

I've never met anyone who talked shit about their own mother who was worth a fuck.

Calling their mothers whores is part of the reason that they're incels. People don't like that attitude.

 

[drain]

Yes, the "asian whores" moms is completely charming.
I have an asian mom, and

Spoiler: slight powerlevel

she was a very successful professional before she meet my dad. She was always independent, and never asked for a penny. She married my dad bc she loved, and still loves him. They're still together, and my dad never mentioned something about him wanting an asian wife. He only told me that he wanted a intelligent partner.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Why they're all full of shit:

Spoiler

Comedian Bobby Lee and his wife. If this completely average looking, short, overweight, neurotic, former drug addict, Asian man figured out how to use his sense of humor and intelligence to find success and a beautiful wife, these tards could too if they stopped crying online 24/7 calling their Asian mothers "whores".

I've never met anyone who talked shit about their own mother who was worth a fuck.

She's just a GOLD DIGGING WHORE that had sex with Chad 100 times while he is a beta orbiter.

Sense of humour and intelligence doesn't matter if YOUR CHAD!!!!!

On topic: Is there a subreddit like this for black and white mixed kids? What does r/hapas think of that?

 

[drain]

She's just a GOLD DIGGING WHORE that had sex with Chad 100 times while he is a beta orbiter.

Sense of humour and intelligence doesn't matter if YOUR CHAD!!!!!

On topic: Is there a subreddit like this for black and white mixed kids? What does r/hapas think of that?

Half asian half white people thinks they're the ultimate victims, and other mixed people, like whites and blacks, have a good hand in life bc blacks are thugs and chicks dig thugs.
I wish I was making this up, but some asians think that blacks live life on easy bc "thug culture/attitude attracts all the girls"
And for them, asians cannot be thugs, only nerds.
Curious thing is that hapa girls, like me, arent so doomed to inceldom bc white guys love asian girls.
(all this is stupid, I know. Im only saying what I know from experience)