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My very favorite version of these people is the guy who needles and nags his wife into it, because he thinks he will be drowning in some specific pussy. Then, by the time he realizes that he didn't actually have a "connection" with that woman at work, his wife has banged 3 dudes, all of whom orbit constantly, and idiot husband posts his extreme anger and hurt in r/relationships, only to have 3000 strangers accurately tell him he's a fool who brought it upon himself. Happens once or twice a year.

I can't believe anyone looking at that community would even consider poly after the sorts of stories though. Well... any intelligent person anyway. They all come off as gullible, naive, selfish, emotionally stunted people. I wouldn't want to be friends with them, let alone have sex with any them. Unless I was a predatory sociopath looking for something to do in my spare time of dumping bodies in the river.
 
I can't believe anyone looking at that community would even consider poly after the sorts of stories though. Well... any intelligent person anyway. They all come off as gullible, naive, selfish, emotionally stunted people. I wouldn't want to be friends with them, let alone have sex with any them. Unless I was a predatory sociopath looking for something to do in my spare time of dumping bodies in the river.

Well many of them, men and women, are predatory sociopaths. You'd think they'd be smart enough to see the warning signs but no it's always "it'll never happen to us, we're too close, we're smarter than these other poly couples" and so on and then it always ends exactly the same.
 
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One trend I notice these days is the louder a woman crows about being sexually open-minded, the more vindictive and screechy they are about failed relationships and D.O.A. non-relationships.
Sense of entitlement because she's putting out?
 

Jesus fuck, that first one. Major props to the daughter in immediately taking serious steps to free herself from these two degenerates' care.

"It was wrong on his part, I am against hitting children, but I do understand him."

Uhhhh, what the fuck? Any person would be reasonably freaked out by their parents fucking someone they haven't met and assume they're cheating. Doubly so when something like this is treated by one of them as something worth hitting their own kid over.
 
My very favorite version of these people is the guy who needles and nags his wife into it, because he thinks he will be drowning in some specific pussy. Then, by the time he realizes that he didn't actually have a "connection" with that woman at work, his wife has banged 3 dudes, all of whom orbit constantly, and idiot husband posts his extreme anger and hurt in r/relationships, only to have 3000 strangers accurately tell him he's a fool who brought it upon himself. Happens once or twice a year.

I know one of these guys. A girl I was good friends with in all through high school had a boyfriend that pulled that. They'd been together since they were about 12. We were all around 22 when he began bugging her to open the relationship. I couldn't believe it, because she was an absolute drop-dead gorgeous cosplay chick, and he was this chubby Jonah Hill looking fucker that was every bit as weeby as her and had basically hit a once-in-a-lifetime jackpot with her. They were each the only person the other had ever been with. I never knew him all that well but from all I heard they seemed perfect for each other.

Turns out he had his eye on some fat, broody emo girl from his work and wanted to try bringing her into their relationship. Cosplay chick isn't into that. She's not into girls. At all. He's driving her nuts talking about emo girl all the time. Tells her "fine, we'll technically be together, I'll go after emo chick, you can fuck your guy friend if you like."

She sees no point in reasoning with him, so she goes along with it to make him happy. Almost instantly, she's getting railed multiple times a day. He gets shot down by the emo girl, and has absolutely no luck with any others either. Last I knew, he'd trooned out and was living as a barely passable fat blonde in another state.
 
Jesus Christ is, that first one. It's terrible enough that the dad clocked the daughter, and the mom didn't care. If you tried to write a fictional story as told by an unreliable narrator, you couldn't be as blatant. That kid comes dead last. If she called both before going home, she probably needed a ride, and called multiple times before giving up. I wonder how often she needed something, but couldn't get in touch with either parent because they both turn off their phones the whole time they're whoring around. Probably fairly often.(:_(
 
>Our daughter is the reason our family is falling apart
Have they considered their degenerate lifestyle is the reason their family is falling apart? Because I guarantee you this would have gone a lot better if the dad didn't decide to slap the shit out of his own flesh and blood when she makes the logical assumption that her father is an affair.
Hope this girl finds someone better to care for her for the time being.
 
That story about the daughter absolutely kills me. I feel so bad. Even if we look past their horrid degeneracy and how hard they've mentally (and physically apparently) destroyed her, I just can't get past the fact that they go to do their sanctioned cheating whenever she's not around ... And put their phones on airplane mode? Good god, how did she even make it to 16? I really hope she managed to get away from them and that the aunt is more sensible.
 

why are 90% of polys so extremely unhinged. they can't deal with their own problems being constantly suicidal, this multiplies by 2 with a just as crazy partner and just grows exponentially, what makes them think they'll be able to deal with so much concentrated misery?

edit: regarding your latest post, damn that poor kid. the dad must've hit her really hard though if she bruised?! fuck that whore mother making excuses for him "she bruises easily" my ass. these people should not breed. I agree with what the others and the people in the actual thread said, how irresponsible to shut your phone off and pretend your kid doesn't exist just so you can be a degenerate in peace? like if one of them did it maybe it wouldn't be as bad but both of them whenever the kid is away? fuckin lunatics. kids must've felt terrible that her parents acted like she doesn't exist whenever she left home.

Source? I usually think of bug chasing as 1) a gay male thing, who while I guess could be technically poly, they aren't r/polyamory poly, and 2) something that is mostly nonexistent in 2017. Feel free to horrify me by quoting some extremely long post about this, though.

some younger friends recently told me it's popular among teenagers now, it was called something like russian roulette, but I don't remember the exact name. they'll have an orgy and invite one person with an STD, and yeah who catched the STD loses.
I nearly threw up my drink when they described it, they were way more graphic than I am right now tho. I've never been so thankful I'm not a teen anymore and don't have to deal with them.

edit: oh and they said it's usually one dude who has the STD and several girls, or a few dudes switching between the girls though still only one has the STD originally??? sorry I was drunk and have surpressed it kinda, but it was definitely a hetero teen thing
 
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some younger friends recently told me it's popular among teenagers now, it was called something like russian roulette, but I don't remember the exact name. they'll have an orgy and invite one person with an STD, and yeah who catched the STD loses.
They may have been leading you on, like teens did with lurid descriptions of 'rainbow parties'. (A rainbow party is where girls arrive each wearing a different shade of lipstick and suck a bunch of guys dicks, ending up with a 'rainbow' shade, from smearing off and on the guys dick. Such an event has never been proven to have occured) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality)
 
They may have been leading you on, like teens did with lurid descriptions of 'rainbow parties'. (A rainbow party is where girls arrive each wearing a different shade of lipstick and suck a bunch of guys dicks, ending up with a 'rainbow' shade, from smearing off and on the guys dick. Such an event has never been proven to have occured) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality)

nah they weren't, my friends believed it was true, too. they were just as grossed out as I was

but good to know it may just be an urban legend, this restored my hope in humanity and our youth a bit so thanks lol

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to be fair I'd be repulsed too if my husband was fucking a girl who's younger than our children. I'd also be way too repulsed to ever fuck a person old enough to be my parent. I'll never understand people who do that. gross

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this is so fucking hilarious to me. of course an "asexual" was just bored of her husband, of course
 
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