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Dude, they’re letting you call them queers. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
r/polyamory
- Thread starter Crunchy Leaf
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Back in the day, teen girls like that were just the school sluts and they eventually grew out of slutting (hopefully) into adult women.
Now Reddit encourages sluts to turn slutting into a full identity forever, because that's helpful.
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Presenting: A CUCK IS BORN!
Married for 11 years, have an 8 year old kid and apparently the marriage has been mostly sexless ever since Jr. was born.
The husband is the sole breadwinner, and since the wife doesn’t want his penis, he decided to buckle up, work hard for the family and have a quick fap here and there. Cause that’s what nice guys do, amirite?
The wife, bored of her stay at home duties of packing lunches and doing some light cleaning, decided that they need to “open the marriage”
Hubby, possibly momentarily under the illusion that an open marriage would mean NSA sex for him too, of course agreed. Cause that’s what good guys do!
Suddenly the wife is spending large amounts of money on new lingerie, products, sex toys and makeup, and hubby’s lightbulb flickers for just a fraction of a second.
He’s wife couldn’t be bothered to give him a pity-fuck/“keep bringing home the bacon”-shag for 8 years. And is now out spending money that HE earned on sexy lingerie, that she’s going to wear around some rando Tinder-fuck.
Could he possibly be taken... advantage of?
The people to ask must surely be the degenerate hedonists on r/polyamory!
Who do not disappoint. “ABSOLUTELY NOT!”
A few of the saner voices say that they need to fix their marriage before “opening it up”. Which is promptly drowned out by a chorus of: “HOW DARE YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR WIFES RIGHT TO MULTIPLE DICKS?!”
Married for 11 years, have an 8 year old kid and apparently the marriage has been mostly sexless ever since Jr. was born.
The husband is the sole breadwinner, and since the wife doesn’t want his penis, he decided to buckle up, work hard for the family and have a quick fap here and there. Cause that’s what nice guys do, amirite?
The wife, bored of her stay at home duties of packing lunches and doing some light cleaning, decided that they need to “open the marriage”
Hubby, possibly momentarily under the illusion that an open marriage would mean NSA sex for him too, of course agreed. Cause that’s what good guys do!
Suddenly the wife is spending large amounts of money on new lingerie, products, sex toys and makeup, and hubby’s lightbulb flickers for just a fraction of a second.
He’s wife couldn’t be bothered to give him a pity-fuck/“keep bringing home the bacon”-shag for 8 years. And is now out spending money that HE earned on sexy lingerie, that she’s going to wear around some rando Tinder-fuck.
Could he possibly be taken... advantage of?
The people to ask must surely be the degenerate hedonists on r/polyamory!
Who do not disappoint. “ABSOLUTELY NOT!”
A few of the saner voices say that they need to fix their marriage before “opening it up”. Which is promptly drowned out by a chorus of: “HOW DARE YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR WIFES RIGHT TO MULTIPLE DICKS?!”
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Polyamory is only suggested because the one who brings it up already has a plan in motion.
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>"Computer guy"
>Romance "not a priority"
>"Being romantic? In order to make my wife actually horny? Seems weird, why can't I just HAVE SEX."
> I should not have to be a sexy man.
>"oh shit why is my wife putting in romance effort for other men? She never wore lingerie for me after my 8 years of not taking her to dinner?!"
>"please, help"
lol this guy is a fucking autistic nerd, learn to just go down on your wife or some shit, you fucking nerd. Other women will not want you, fix your marriage before it's too late neeeeerrrrrrd
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Yup. Unless they maybe said something when you start dating. (and usually grow out of it.)
But after 11 years of marriage? Aw hell no.
I’ll bet you her internet history is pretty interesting.
With an 8 year old in school, her homemaking duties can hardly take up all day.
I’ll bet you there’s a tinder account and accounts on dating sites already, as well as a bunch of emails from guys she has met online and has “just been chatting with” for a long time already.
The poor shmuck she’s married to, probably thinks that this will be a long process and maybe in six months they’ll both start to go out on dates.
Little does he know she’ll have some dude balls deep in her at a motel in like two weeks max.
>"Computer guy"
>Romance "not a priority"
>"Being romantic? In order to make my wife actually horny? Seems weird, why can't I just HAVE SEX."
> I should not have to be a sexy man.
>"oh shit why is my wife putting in romance effort for other men? She never wore lingerie for me after my 8 years of not taking her to dinner?!"
>"please, help"
lol this guy is a fucking autistic nerd, learn to just go down on your wife or some shit, you fucking nerd. Other women will not want you, fix your marriage before it's too late neeeeerrrrrrd
Yup.
Sounds like it might be too late and the wife has checked totally out though.
Too bad he apparently has too much of the tism to have some guy friends to set him straight.
I give it a year before he lives in cheap two bedroom apartment and has jr come visit every weekend. Half his paycheck goes to the wife.
In 18 months, his wife will move her new boyfriend into the house she kept in the divorce.
By the time he realizes that going along with everything she wanted in the divorce was a huge mistake, and that contrary to his hopes they’re not getting back together, he might just bloom into a late incel.
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Seriously, this is an almost a perfect MGTOW origin story. Easily could fix his problems by paying attention to the home life and not just expecting sex to fall out like his wife is a broken vending machine. Truly the self-undoing, is that he actually believed dating outside the marriage was going to be a more effective "solution" than taking his own wife on dates. Hilarious. Hopeless.
If you go to reddit for marriage advice, you can't possibly have friends. A good relationship with his father is also unlikely. (Or at the very least he's ashamed to ask his parents for advice... but not smart enough to make the connection "hey if I'm ashamed to ask, maybe I shouldn't do this")
There's no way in hell that his wife won't eventually leave him once she finds the boy toy who gives her mind blowing orgasms.
I feel bad for the kid. He's clearly an afterthought.
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Protip: Your 3 year old daughter is also growing up in a, let's call it, interesting household
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Poor kid. Growing up in a house where adults come and go, and her parents always have to juggle their time with their various “lovers” and fuckbuddies must be a lot of fun.
WTF is it with their whole: “Oh don’t worry guise, we’re super responsible! Our three year old met our fuckbuddy before she moved in!”
It’s a FUCKING TODDLER! They’ll like anyone who brought them a present. Or they won’t, because they’re having a bad day.
Can you imagine the pressure put on the poor kid? “We have a very special person we want you to meet!” ITS A FUCKING TODDLER! They can get rapy vibes from mommy’s new friend, and still say they really like him, if they think that’s what the parent wants to hear.
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This kind of a living arrangement is a pedophile's dream.
Just find the open/poly couples with kids, sucker up to them a little so they let you move in, and then you're off to the races grooming a vulnerable, tiny child, who isn't the parent's priority anyway. Seriously, 95% of kids are molested by a family "friend."
Just find the open/poly couples with kids, sucker up to them a little so they let you move in, and then you're off to the races grooming a vulnerable, tiny child, who isn't the parent's priority anyway. Seriously, 95% of kids are molested by a family "friend."
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Yup. Add to that the fact that the child will be bound to have some pretty screwy notions of love m, boundaries and relationships. As you said: A pedophiles dream.
“Well little Timmy... You know how your mommy loves you and your daddy, but also loves KayKay and her friend Rowan? And how your daddy loves you and loves KayKay and me? Love can take many forms you know!”
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I don't know if this is the exact thread to say this. But I'm a bit tired of people thinking you're automatically poly because you're bi. Don't lump us in with these noncommittal adult children.
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Just stop saying you're bisexual and it won't happen.
Don't be surprised if people think you're really deviant after you've just told them you're deviant.
Also, dr. love kiwi, give your advice:
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That's not how it works.
How do they always manage to sound like such massive pieces of shit?
The wife made him open the marriage, now he wants to actually get divorced, marry a new woman, but still fuck his original wife? Really wants to have his cake and eat it too, it will only end in tears for someone here. They should just admit "you're not poly, you're having an affair."
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This shit is disgusting. A 7 year old child should have no knowledge about his parents' sex lives whatsoever.
The fact that that kid has to grow up at a faster rate to deal with his parents' sex-obsessed bullshit is repugnant.
Even more worrying is how the kid is allegedly doing mentally better than his parents. God help him. He needs to get away from this gaggle of immature freaks and find real adults to parent him.
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To be fair, this kid is probably going to be raped and murdered.
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I don't get how it's deviant but you do you. I don't see people calling dudes into chicks, or vice versa as deviant so what's the difference? Also I'm not a pussy so why should I be overly concerned about people knowing something so insignificant to my identity anyway.
Back on topic though.
When a 7 year old has their shit together better than grown adults... Yeah. Unfortunately I feel like potential mental child abuse (is that too strong of a word? I feel like it's not) like this is harder to crack down on, or prove. At least, not until the kid inevitably gets touched in a bad way.
Blarmed&Dangerous
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Like...when two things that are rare in the general population (polyamory and severe mental illness) but occur together with high frequency, would it not be reasonable to assume that perhaps - just perhaps - they're fucking related? Like, AIDS and homosexuality are relatively rare, but originally had a very high correlation, leading us to note that maybe there was something there (ie, blood exposure) that connected them.
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I used the word deviant because it is somewhat of a mild word (at least to me). If you advertise the ways in which you stray from the norm, it really isn't strange at all that people will think you might have strayed further from the norm than you in actuality have. Like don't be so fucking sensitive. I mean that's kinda what you're saying now, so perhaps I misinterpreted your earlier post.
It's a solution that works perfectly.
Though I said it more to illustrate how much of a non-problem it is in the first place.
Because poly people have the emotional maturity of children when it comes to relationships and they notice it so they respond like children: Overcompensation and being proud of things that are basic requirements, like paying taxes or communicating when in a relationship.
Whenever there's an article in a dutch newspaper or magazine about polyamory, it always stresses that these are normal people, that pay their taxes. It's one of those little quirks, like why do they feel the need to stress that? If polyamory was even a little more common that phrase would stick in people's mind like dindu.
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Seems a lot more like poly people want to groom bi people to be their sex pets.