r/polyamory

[Lucifer's Rectum]

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Wow this is possibly the biggest shit mess I've ever seen when it comes to relationship stuff. Imo if you need a flowchart to visualize your relationships, you're probably doing it wrong.
I don't understand why these people think this kind of shit is normal. Like I get non monogamy, or even having a couple of people you casually fuck on the regular, but going this far is absurd to me. I'm horrified at the thought of how messed up these people would have to be in order to be open to being in a literal spider web of relationships.

 

[NoReturn]

Here's some shit I found on polyTok

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Here's some shit I found on polyTok

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Pretty sure the dude in that last one doesn't give a fuck about the label. He seems to just be taking advantage of the fact that he gets to fuck multiple attractive women now without any of them complaining about the other.

 

[NoReturn]

Pretty sure the dude in that last one doesn't give a fuck about the label. He seems to just be taking advantage of the fact that he gets to fuck multiple attractive women now without any of them complaining about the other.

The two last videos are from the same channel. The last one is older.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

The two last videos are from the same channel. The last one is older.

You know I think that makes it even funnier. The dude probably dropped her the moment she tried to bring another guy into that shit.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

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Gotta love how autists have to super overexplain the concept of "fucking around".

 

[Cyberfunk]

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More than the in depth description I can’t get over the fact they went for a cartoon of a person that fits all minority labels including missing a leg and the flat social media person style.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Here's some shit I found on polyTok
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Holy fuck, this bitch looks like a real life Tumblr drawing.

 

[NoReturn]

Holy fuck, this bitch looks like a real life Tumblr drawing.
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I legitimately think that may be her makeup. Her nose doesn't always look like that in her videos. Compare this:

and this:

to this:

We're real hadurs you guys!

 

[DancingDino]

I legitimately think that may be her makeup. Her nose doesn't always look like that in her videos. Compare this:
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and this:
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to this:
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We're real hadurs you guys!

Greasy Hair + Fat + Terrible Eyebrows + Shitty Bangs She Did At Home = i wouldnt sleep with her

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I legitimately think that may be her makeup. Her nose doesn't always look like that in her videos. Compare this:
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and this:
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to this:
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We're real hadurs you guys!

Oh yeah it's definitely her makeup. I have no idea why she's doing it like that, though. It's not flattering at all, it makes her look like she has a cocaine and drinking problem.

Seriously, what the fuck is this?

Same energy

Spoiler

 

[Dissapointed Grandma]

Oh yeah it's definitely her makeup. I have no idea why she's doing it like that, though. It's not flattering at all, it makes her look like she has a cocaine and drinking problem.

Seriously, what the fuck is this?

Perhaps trying to cosplay as Artie Lange?

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Oh yeah it's definitely her makeup. I have no idea why she's doing it like that, though. It's not flattering at all, it makes her look like she has a cocaine and drinking problem.

Seriously, what the fuck is this?

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Same energy

Spoiler

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Because Tumblr is full of people who daydream about a childhood they didn't have, which is expressed through "childish" things like blushing knees, noses, and a lot of band-aids. Night in the Woods and Life is Strange depict this shit specifically. An unrealistic and exciting childhood nobody actually had.

 

[NoReturn]

Millionaire popstar Lizzo, ladies and gents.

 

[DumbDude42]

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Millionaire popstar Lizzo, ladies and gents.

what in gods name is that drink she is mixing there

 

[NoReturn]

what in gods name is that drink she is mixing there

Looks like it's "Coconut Cloud: Vegan Spiced Chai Tea Latte | Creamy, Delicious & Easy Dairy Free Alternative. Women Owned & Made in Colorado (Lightly Sweetened, Gluten Free, Soy Free), 7 ounce" and tbh it doesn't look that bad for a gross vegan version of spiced chai.
...but then she adds some "SOWN Organic Oat" creamer and six pumps of "Brown Sugar Cinnamon" Torani syrup.

 

[DumbDude42]

Looks like it's "Coconut Cloud: Vegan Spiced Chai Tea Latte | Creamy, Delicious & Easy Dairy Free Alternative. Women Owned & Made in Colorado (Lightly Sweetened, Gluten Free, Soy Free), 7 ounce" and tbh it doesn't look that bad for a gross vegan version of spiced chai.
...but then she adds some "SOWN Organic Oat" creamer and six pumps of "Brown Sugar Cinnamon" Torani syrup.

that all sounds incredibly gay, but less terrible than what i thought
to me it looked like she was making a concoction from water, protein powder, ice cubes, and heavy cream lol

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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Millionaire popstar Lizzo, ladies and gents.

Okay, Lizzo, your fat ass just got defeated by a table. No wonder your man wants to fuck other women.

Lizzo is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[NoReturn]

Okay, Lizzo, your fat ass just got defeated by a table. No wonder your man wants to fuck other women.

Lizzo is fat and I would not have sex with her.

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She took down the original video, lmao