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I agree. It seems rather inoffensive (unless diabetes-inducing sugary romance comics offends you in which case, understandable). It does read like a shonen-ai comic but instead of a love triangle (quadrangle?) everyone's just cool with each other. It's more wholesome than 99% of real life poly relationships. There are worse things. Like that cuck comic from Oh Joy Sex Toy.
In real world stuff, an acquaintance of mine has been basically cheating on her boyfriend (nothing sexual, but making out, intimate cuddling and flirting outside your relationship still counts imo). But she excuses it with the sentiment of "I'm poly, it's who I am". No bitch, your boyfriend is clearly upset and all you can tell him is "you don't like it, break up with me." Which is hypocritical since she has mentioned wanting to break up with him over small things SEVERAL times in the 3+ years they've been together. I used to see the friend of ours she cheated with as a kind, helpful dude. But now that I see he's willing to stab his friend in the back I can't see him as anything but an asshole. This is NOT poly. Say what you will about it (aka this whole thread), but poly is still supposed to be consensual like every other relationship. It already has a bad rap, and people like this are showing why. The fact that no one else in our immediate friend group (besides her boyfriend) seems to see anything wrong with this is driving me crazy. I'm kind of deeply concerned about the people in my friend circle tbh, especially considering the last friend's relationship I mentioned here.
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usually horny. attention seeking is for the lames.
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Honestly, the poly people I've known IRL are all straight, and one is asexual. The straight one literally claims he's a "whore". Despite never getting laid and watching thirst traps on tiktok all day. But maybe it's because he's a guy, so=automatically coomer.
Daily reminder that poly is a cancer, by the way.
It's kind of annoying that outside this thread there's nowhere that's really "anti-poly". There are posts on r/relationship advice or whatnot where someone vents about their poly partner, but those usually always end in "that's not real poly". But then I realized that to the vast majority of normies, poly just isn't a thing. It's just infidelity/cheating. So it'd be couched in those terms and not anti poly or anything. Plus a group that was outwardly "polyphobic" would probably get banned for being bigoted in this day and age.
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There's no need to intervene or get angry about people making their (allegedly) informed choices. That said, let the fools make their bed and lie in it.
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i mean, i cant speak for anyone other than myself in this thread, but im not really 'anti-poly'
in the 2 cases where they actually make it work i shrug and wish 'em luck. i just love to read the horror stories. where else can you read about a man who cucks himself in the pursuit of more puss? this thread has the dubious honor of making me laugh harder than most threads on this site, and also feel extremely sad for some of these people
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The term "nesting partner" makes me wanna puke. Bruh your fuckin "nest" is made out of toilet paper.
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I remember reading that 90% of bird species are monogamous. So it’s a pretty bad metaphor all things considered.
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Eh, he's a cheating asshole anyway. Are you?
More cucks cucking cucks. By the way, the gays say it's impossible to choose your own sexuality, so you're literally incapable of doing so. Going to side with the flouncers on this one.
Dude, you must really hate your wife if you're happy the bull is moving in on her this much. Oh well, maybe he'll buy you a new Nintendo Switch.
TL;DR: "I'm faking humility but it's really my husband's fault!"
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The only positive that polyamory has brought into the world is laughter through ridicule.
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what a bunch of fucking retards
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>they/thems in two of these posts
Into the trash it goes. There's a lot of cross between gender specials kweers and poly. I wonder why...could it be they're both attention whore magnets and wanna be special and not like 'icky normie relationships' despite just being men and women banging it out? Hrmmm. Really activates my almonds puzzling it out.
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I like how they all pose with their fake smiles and dead eyes but then the posts on that cesspit of a subreddit expresses how miserable and unhappy they are.
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"We're just as if not more happy than you boring mono types. Really! That's why we keep bringing it up and trying to prove it at every opportunity via brain-dead bottom-of-the-barrel social science papers that get zero citations except from other people trying to do the same exact thing. Yes, we're in marriage counselling, and therapy, and on SSRIs, and all our friends politely avoid anything related to the topic and I think my wife is about to leave me but just as happy! Deal with it!"
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No, it's because nobody else wants to date the gender specials and so they form their own weird sex cults.
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edit: i have fucked up this formatting so badly i genuinely do not know how to fix it lmao
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my friend that he got exactly what he wanted and he needs to stop being selfish?
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How are there men out there that somehow don't know that getting dick is easy as all hell. 99.9% of men are easy sluts so I don't know what he was expecting. Even an ugly woman can out-fuck an average-looking man.
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He is 32? And was dating a 24-year-old woman? And he still got greedy and demanded another woman? WoowView attachment 2482064How are there men out there that somehow don't know that getting dick is easy as all hell. 99.9% of men are easy sluts so I don't know what he was expecting. Even an ugly woman can out-fuck an average-looking man.r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my friend that he got exactly what he wanted and he needs to stop being selfish?
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He's lucky if she only fucked one other guy.
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she should have dumped him immediately when he brought up 'open relationship' in the first placeView attachment 2482064
r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for telling my friend that he got exactly what he wanted and he needs to stop being selfish?
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How are there men out there that somehow don't know that getting dick is easy as all hell. 99.9% of men are easy sluts so I don't know what he was expecting. Even an ugly woman can out-fuck an average-looking man.
then again, doing it this way achieves the same result, while making him suffer more, which he deserved for being a scumbag, so in the end it's still good