/r/smalldickproblems - Your favorite subreddit; "Life isn't all about sex, but it isn't much of a life without one."

[Unyielding Stupidity]

is there any place in the world where men want to gather and talk about their problems that won't be filled with women talking about how it affects them? jesus fucking christ lol

There's a reason that "Girl on the Internet Syndrome" is a thing. Granted, women now have to deal with troons coming into their groups and being obnoxious, so I guess karma finds a way?

 

[Ogg66]

Any man with a penis smaller than 9" should just kill himself or troon out, rather than wasting people's time by trying to convince everyone they're real men.

They can have a golden life ahead of them as the 'bottom' in gay relationships or perhaps as a cuck licking the bulls cream from the seam.

 

[Easterling]

Any man with a penis smaller than 9" should just kill himself or troon out, rather than wasting people's time by trying to convince everyone they're real men.

Just buy an expensive car, it tends to be the healthier option for dicklets instead of screaming into the void of reddit at least.

 

[queerape]

is there any place in the world where men want to gather and talk about their problems that won't be filled with women talking about how it affects them? jesus fucking christ lol

To be fair, the big boob problem subreddit is constantly trawled by creepy men who want pics. It really sucks because one cant even post there about how your back is gonna give out and your boobs are literally suffocating you and the extortion that is full bust bras without 100000000000 Pajeets flooding your inbox with milk truk arrive and open bob

 

[Dude of Darkness]

It's times like this I remember what my mother said to me:

"Son, it doesn't matter what size your cock is, as long as you have a tongue in your head".

Your momma gave you a good advise...

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Small Dick Problems Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Coom Like Nigga Rub That Lotion On Your Dingus Haha

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I must be missing something, but how is Reddit going to ban r/jailbait and r/incels and yet keep up a community like r/smalldickproblems on their page? It’s just something that confuses me, and yet I don’t know if I want to understand it.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I must be missing something, but how is Reddit going to ban r/jailbait and r/incels and yet keep up a community like r/smalldickproblems on their page? It’s just something that confuses me, and yet I don’t know if I want to understand it.

Probably because the posters on r/smalldickproblems aren't uploading illegal/bordering on illegal pictures like r/jailbait was, and (hopefully) aren't advocating for violence, and celebrating mass murderers like r/incels was.

Having a community on your site entirely dedicated to dudes complaining about their tiny wangs is pathetic, but this reddit we're talking about here, and given all the other fucked up, degenerate shit they host, such a community is literally nothing to them.

So long as they aren't doing anything the above mention boards did, or have one of their shrimp-dicked members go on a killing spree whilst explicitly mentioning the board, they're gonna be fine.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

To be fair, the big boob problem subreddit is constantly trawled by creepy men who want pics. It really sucks because one cant even post there about how your back is gonna give out and your boobs are literally suffocating you and the extortion that is full bust bras without 100000000000 Pajeets flooding your inbox with tard cum truk arrive and open bob

post bobs plox

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

To be fair, the big boob problem subreddit is constantly trawled by creepy men who want pics. It really sucks because one cant even post there about how your back is gonna give out and your boobs are literally suffocating you and the extortion that is full bust bras without 100000000000 Pajeets flooding your inbox with tard cum truk arrive and open bob

I find it endlessly perplexing that the Internet contains literally millions of pornographic images and probably a couple million pornographic videos, and dudes still go to Reddit and beg random women they've never even seen to flash them a nipple because there's a 0.00001% chance that it might happen. Do they not know what PornHub is?

 

[Trombonista]

I wonder how often these rules get broken. There must be at least one violation per day.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Even Chinese cartoons about virgins don't like small dicks.

 

[queerape]

I find it endlessly perplexing that the Internet contains literally millions of pornographic images and probably a couple million pornographic videos, and dudes still go to Reddit and beg random women they've never even seen to flash them a nipple because there's a 0.00001% chance that it might happen. Do they not know what PornHub is?

Whats even stranger is that some of the women on bbps do post on gonewild and similar subs, so the pics are literally there

 

[Livecorpse]

I find it endlessly perplexing that the Internet contains literally millions of pornographic images and probably a couple million pornographic videos, and dudes still go to Reddit and beg random women they've never even seen to flash them a nipple because there's a 0.00001% chance that it might happen. Do they not know what PornHub is?

It's the closest these simps will ever get to actually scoring with a real woman.

"She sent me a tit pic! If I was there, we totally would have banged. I've basically lost my virginity, is what I'm saying."

 

[Robert James]

You people have baby squirrel penis problems I've got elephant cock worries.

 

[interalia]

It's the closest these simps will ever get to actually scoring with a real woman.

"She sent me a tit pic! If I was there, we totally would have banged. I've basically lost my virginity, is what I'm saying."

Pretty much this. I think what most of them want is sexual attention/validation, but they're butt ugly and even attractive guys rarely get that much attention from women online, both because women are less likely to be orbiters/simps, and if they are, they'll just thirst after an attractive celeb or eceleb, not some dude. What a lot of women seem to thirst after is the unobtainable uber-attractive guy, while most dudes seem gravitate to middling-attractive women who seem hot but attainable. A lot of Reddit types are also too personally dysfunctional to do all the usual stuff to make themselves attractive, put in a solid few years of effort, and then become genuinely attractive to women -- they'd rather keep consooming a cheap substitute.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

My experience as a bisexual dude has taught me that men are far more fixated on genitalia than women are. I've had several guys compliment me on the size of my penis, but not a single woman has cared. I suspect that these guys are unsuccessful with women for other reasons, and are simply looking for excuses which feed into their existing insecurities.

It reminds me somewhat of incels and their various forum screeds about facial bone structure; as if to imply that women are running around like 18th century phrenologists measuring the skulls of prospective boyfriends with a pair of calipers. It's both hilarious and sad at the same time.

Are you a top or a bottom, because maybe the guys were complimenting you on your ability to hit their prostates?

 

[Homer Simpson]

I must be missing something, but how is Reddit going to ban r/jailbait and r/incels and yet keep up a community like r/smalldickproblems on their page? It’s just something that confuses me, and yet I don’t know if I want to understand it.

Dude, reddit is banning people for upvoting/downvoting the wrong posts. The bigger problem is they allow things like truefemcel or whatever it is, while banning incel. They also allow the encouragement of getting drunk and posting nudes, consent laws be damned, and users to post child porn to get subs banned. Some guy tried it with loli on a meme sub, and another was posting what was apparent 13 and 14 year old genitals on other subs they don't like.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

That fucking username bigdreamssmalldingus

I have a hard time believing that’s not a troll.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

post bobs plox

Here u go:

Spoiler

Sorry for including Chipman on here. As a bait and switch for anything remotely sexual, that might've been a little too cruel.