Weeb Countercoup In Kiwi Farms!
Concerning news have arrived from the secretive state of Kiwi Farms, as it seems that after the recent passing of their Supreme Feeder, Joshua "Null" Moon, the hermit nation is now in a state of turmoil. Scattered reports from Onionfarms and Lounge 96 journalists paint a bleak picture, and allege that "thousands of users are now trying to dox one another en masse" and that "it is an orgy of permabans", with sitewide casualties having been already estimated in the high hundreds. Many international observers blame an obscure and largely unknown figure, who has since been nicknamed "Lidl Drip", for the current state of distress that the country finds itself in. Rumored to be the individual actively pulling the strings during the final years of the late Josh's premiership, the aims and goals of this "Lidl Drip" remain a mystery, although some sources talk about ideas of an "ethnic cleansing of manosphere-adjecent users" and "Total Moid Death" quickly gaining traction among the more radical BP elements, with it being on track of becoming site policy in the near future.
That is, until today. Early in the morning there have been news of a countercoup by the hands of an ITG-led anti-BP coalition, with their nominal leader, Toji Suzuhara, quickly seizing power over the country's capital and several key cities. Widely known even outside of Kiwi Farms for his uncompromising attitude and nigh-omnipresence among all of its boards, Toji's quick action has found as many supporters as it has critics, with many of the former lauding his eagerness to help others farmers and meteoric rise within the kiwi ranks, and with the latter focusing on his love of anime and sock account accusations.
Toji's official goverment policy can be described with one sentence: Complete annexation of all of Kiwi Farms' splinters and sister websites, no matter the cost.
Already, columns of archivers have been seen approching BP-held territory, with international observers warning about the losses that a full-on Kiwi Civil War would bring. Many farmers have already fled to personal Telegram groupchats and Discord servers in anticipation of the danger, but many are skeptical about the fact of even staying within the country. KF is a ticking time bomb, and all it needs is for a spark to ignite it.
From where are we gonna get BossmanJack clips now?