DrSlurpy34
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2023
Ancient news. In short, Carpetwurm and his 'trad wife' (zoomer and actual nigger) e-dated for like a month, before she guilted him into flying her down to his house (claimed her dad was literally beating her), only to immediately try to babylock him (sabotaged condom, lied about birth control). The next day, he tried to break up with her, be she wouldn't take him seriously. So he pretended to 'cheat' on her with Rabies to get her to finally fuck off. This led to her dedicating the next year or so to try (and fail) to ruin Carpetwurm's life (going as far as calling the cops to his house and claiming he raped her). Then Rabies decided to take the fake relationship too seriously and sperged out when Carpetwurm 'left' him.
Oh, and the straight arc that lasted 1 whole month was just his military 'boyfriend' at time trying to psyop him into becoming straight, after promising marriage and exporting him to another state to live with him.
Basically, Carpetwurm is terminally cursed to hook up with the most retarded and schizo people imaginable (furries).
