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[AnOminous]

The Anarchist Cookbook is seriously useless crap.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Because Reddit is so terribly misogynist and apologist for nazis. God, they're almost worse than Huffingtonpost at how right-wing they are.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

"If you let us go."Ill go out with you"

 

[Cato]

The Anarchist Cookbook is seriously useless crap.

An example from the "credit card fraud" section:

First, look up someone in the phone book, and obtain as much information as possible about them. Then, during business hours, call in a very convincing voice - "Hello, this is John Doe from the Visa Credit Card Fraud Investigations Department. We have been informed that your credit card may have been used for fraudulent purposes, so will you please read off the numbers appearing on your Visa card for verification." Of course, use your imagination! Believe it or not, many people will fall for this ploy and give out their credit information.

What brilliant advice from a master criminal! What genius it would take to think up such things...

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

This is so edgy it hurts

 

[Cato]

This is so edgy it hurts

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His concept of how police deal with bomb threats alone clearly demonstrates that this guy has no idea what he's talking about (I mean, it's obvious throughout, but this is a good specific example).

There are basically two kinds of bomb threats: vague and specific.

Not coincidentally, there are basically two kinds of people who make bomb threats: hoaxers and people who want their bombs to be found (people who actually want to detonate bombs and cause injury, death and/or property damage do not warn the police ahead of time).

If someone calls in a vague bomb threat, the police will do only a token response to lazily check things out and reassure people. If someone calls in a specific bomb threat, police will bust out the bomb squad, evacuate the area, find the bomb and deal with it.

By far the most common hoax bomb threat targets are schools and college campuses, most often during exams. Police aren't stupid, they are aware of this, and they are aware of the obvious motivations people would have to call in such hoaxes.

They aren't going to evacuate a school, let alone search every locker, over someone saying there is a bomb in a locker (if a specific locker is mentioned, on the other hand, yes they will search it).

 

[AnOminous]

What brilliant advice from a master criminal! What genius it would take to think up such things...

Don't forget the other shit in it, where they give you advice on making nitroglycerine that would blow up your house if you used it. If it were actually written by the gummint itself to trick you into doing dumb shit that would blow you up instead of achieving your anarchist objectives, it couldn't be worse.

The few actually functional things from this kind of material will not get you far now. Good luck getting a bunch of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil at the same time for instance, like fucking McVeigh did. If you try to buy that shit, you will get busted so fast it's ridiculous.

That's a good thing.

 

[Cato]

If it were actually written by the gummint itself to trick you into doing dumb shit that would blow you up instead of achieving your anarchist objectives

Well, that is a common theory about the authorship (as I suspect you're aware).

It's still fun to point out how dumb it is.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Good luck getting a bunch of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil at the same time for instance, like fucking McVeigh did.

I thought the trick was not to get all the suspicious substances at once, but instead slowly acquire them over time. I don't think the kind of autists who read these things have the patience for that, though.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I thought the trick was not to get all the suspicious substances at once, but instead slowly acquire them over time. I don't think the kind of autists who read these things have the patience for that, though.

These are the same people who think political essays must stay within 140 characters. I'm not too worried.

 

[Cato]

The hand to hand combat section is also complete fucking bullshit of hilarious proportions:

Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The hand to hand combat section is also complete fucking bullshit of hilarious proportions:

This reads like it was written by that 14 year old who thinks he'd make a kickass soldier because he always wins when he plays Halo.

 

[Cato]

This reads like it was written by that 14 year old who thinks he'd make a kickass soldier because he always wins when he plays Halo.

Not far off. William Powell was a 19 year old kid who quit his job at a bookstore to write it while being pissed about the government trying to draft him for the Vietnam War.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

quit his job

How privileged.

 

[Peace Killdeer]

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Late as shit but whats with the esperanto under the cookbook? Wolf Comrade?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The hand to hand combat section is also complete fucking bullshit of hilarious proportions:

If these super soldier murder techniques existed, wouldn't people use them more often?

I guess they're just not woke enough.

 

[Cato]

If these super soldier murder techniques existed, wouldn't people use them more often?

I guess they're just not woke enough.

Actual footage of someone trying to apply fighting techniques from The Anarchist Cookbook:

Eyes: Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.

P.S. - Was torn between using this clip or something from The Three Stooges.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Actual footage of someone trying to apply fighting techniques from The Anarchist Cookbook:

Imagine the absolute horror one of these window lickers would feel when he ear boxes a neo Nazi, who then turns around, very much still alive.

The result would be DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS and begging for the evil police to protect him.

On a serious note, jabbing at someone's eyes with fingers like that is a terrible idea, for the simple reason that if he ducks a little you'll break your fingers on his skull. Even with a fist there's a risk of a boxer's fracture punching the head.