Rage-a-Thon August 2019 - 90% less rage, 10% more dull

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As of 8/20/19 this the voting results, polls end at the end of the day. Just wanted to put this here now and ill update it once the poll officially ends, going off what Phil said choosing the top 5 games it looks like CTR, Street Fighter 5, Marrowind, Ninja Gaiden Black, and WOW. If you wanna make fake accounts, vote for Fortnite, its 6th game and can easily beat out Marrowind.
 

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If by some off chance that Fortnite makes it into the top 5, you know damn good and well that Phil will pull the same song and dance of "TROLLS came out of nowhere, okay, and, um, *smack* rigged the poll to put FORTNITE ahead of Mahrrowind, seewhatImean. So, because these braindead fucks just want to see me rage at FORTNITE, I'm just gonna, um, *snort - smack* play MAHRROWIND instead. So stupid. What a complete idiot."

Ain't no way he'd play Fortnite. Even though it would be a guaranteed rage-session, and would probably make a nice mini-TIHYDP.
 
Schmeckel said:
If by some off chance that Fortnite makes it into the top 5, you know damn good and well that Phil will pull the same song and dance of "TROLLS came out of nowhere, okay, and, um, *smack* rigged the poll to put FORTNITE ahead of Mahrrowind, seewhatImean. So, because these braindead fucks just want to see me rage at FORTNITE, I'm just gonna, um, *snort - smack* play MAHRROWIND instead. So stupid. What a complete idiot."

Ain't no way he'd play Fortnite. Even though it would be a guaranteed rage-session, and would probably make a nice mini-TIHYDP.
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Well today Phil said he isn't playing WOW Classic if it cost him 30-40 bucks..

"I'm not breaking the bank here!"

Made 2k 2 weeks ago and made 300 last Friday on Minecraft Stream ok Phil

EDIT: The polls are closed by the way on the website sooo heres the final results that will be utterly decided by Phil and not the Fans.
 

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DankSydePhil said:
Well today Phil said he isn't playing WOW Classic if it cost him 30-40 bucks..

"I'm not breaking the bank here!"

Made 2k 2 weeks ago and made 300 last Friday on Minecraft Stream ok Phil
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Luckily for Phil WoW classic is the cost of simply subbing. So he just has to shill $15 instead of $30
 
I just wanna put this here cause i seriously think this will happen, but Phil is gonna say he cant play this game because of some bullshit lie, Either trolls rigged the poll or it cost too much and in return, will make Marrowind a Full Playthrough. Trust me, he wouldnt be making. Nightbot on his stream chat say Vote for this One and only game for no reason, its part of his plan. No waypoints, no help from the game, just Cheers and Tips from his fanbase telling him where to go, this was his plan all along.
 
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DankSydePhil said:
Well today Phil said he isn't playing WOW Classic if it cost him 30-40 bucks..

"I'm not breaking the bank here!"

Made 2k 2 weeks ago and made 300 last Friday on Minecraft Stream ok Phil

EDIT: The polls are closed by the way on the website sooo heres the final results that will be utterly decided by Phil and not the Fans.
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Thanks dood. So we get without ANY doubt from our very honest, interactive beloved game expert:

(1) 12,74% Cash Team Raging
(2) 11,38% Wrath for Wardog
(3) 11,11% Street Beggar 5
(4) 10,57% The Elders Pay: Everything
(5) 10,03% Ninja's Guidance Blows
 
I can see Morrowind being a rage game for Phil. There isn't going to be any objective markers and we all know Phil is going to skip reading everything, which is required in the quest to figure out where to go, so he's going to quit that one pretty quick.
 
WASR96 said:
I can see Morrowind being a rage game for Phil. There isn't going to be any objective markers and we all know Phil is going to skip reading everything, which is required in the quest to figure out where to go, so he's going to quit that one pretty quick.
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Only if he doesn't hook some sperg like he did with Papavera and Minecraft, which myself and others are sure is what he's angling for. That game can be dozens of hours long if you do everything and if he's got some fool tipping him a walkthrough fifty cents at a time he'll install it as his Chill Shtreem Project until the blood dries up.
 
WASR96 said:
I can see Morrowind being a rage game for Phil. There isn't going to be any objective markers and we all know Phil is going to skip reading everything, which is required in the quest to figure out where to go, so he's going to quit that one pretty quick.
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He's going to spend like 20-30 minutes in the character creator, wander around for 30 minutes, probably get killed at least once stealing something, and I'll go ahead and go out on a limb and assume that he's going to "accidentally" use the magic spell you get from the dude who falls out of the sky, have the same thing happen to him, and "rage"/ack like a clown about it.
 
WASR96 said:
I can see Morrowind being a rage game for Phil. There isn't going to be any objective markers and we all know Phil is going to skip reading everything, which is required in the quest to figure out where to go, so he's going to quit that one pretty quick.
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He'll have his phone out during the stream and those convenient half hour bathroom breaks, and of course the interaction!
 
The only way Morrowind is going to induce rage is if he doesn't read the keybindings and spends half an hour trying to ready a spell. It's not a hard game.
 
Shabobus said:
The only way Morrowind is going to induce rage is if he doesn't read the keybindings and spends half an hour trying to ready a spell. It's not a hard game.
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Add on that the fact that his tardy little chat will 100% throw change at him to tell him how to do anything and everything, including gamebreaking spells and such, when/if he makes it a patented "FULL PLAYTHROUGH".
 
From what I can see, 3 out of 5 of the games will have little-to-no rage, aside from fake shit he tries to pull. WoW will be nothing, Morrowind will be nothing, and CTR is just him doing challenges and time trials, so there will be a little there, but not that much.

NG Black could get some but unless he's playing on a hard difficulty, he won't actually get far enough to do anything. SFV will just be him bitching and moaning about lag, online-only moves (despite him never having played offline), and how he doesn't know anything about DUH NEW CHARACTERS.
 
Muppetmode said:
Wonder if the servers will still be full when he plays
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High probability as it's the official first day the servers go live. Which brain dead idiot thinks it's a great idea to schedule this game on this day? Damn, his rage will have nothing to do with the game itself.

Prepare for trouble and make it double. Blizzard are a bunch of idiots.
Ahmah gahd, connection error.
Snort.
And lean in ban.
*Goatlaugh* Dat's right!

Edit: Nevermind, confused Tuesday and Thursday. I should take a thirst day on third days to find my middle.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
High probability as it's the official first day the servers go live. Which brain dead idiot thinks it's a great idea to schedule this game on this day? Damn, his rage will have nothing to do with the game itself.

Prepare for trouble and make it double. Blizzard are a bunch of idiots.
Ahmah gahd, connection error.
Snort.
And lean in ban.
*Goatlaugh* Dat's right!
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Rageathon is on thursday, servers go up in 12 hours.

He is doing a big mistake. He wont be able to play it. Yes, people wont reach 60 by the time he plays but they will still be higher so they can just go and troll him by not letting do anything. No shared mob tagging either. Also, there are less servers so finding him will be easy.
 
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