Rage-a-Thon August 2019 - 90% less rage, 10% more dull

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H-he just c-called the right mouse button "the right trigger"...

-edit- The first WoW trolls have arrived:

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A summary of the Fake-a-thon until now, around 30 minutes into WoW:

- 1 hour and 45 minutes of yapping about food and stalling for tips, cheers and a possible sub bomb
- 30 minutes of complaining about the lack of a single-player mode in World of fucking Warcraft
 
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AnonymousDimwit said:
It'd be a real shame if someone clipped Phil shitting on Subway to Twitch and Subway on Twitter. I don't think advertisers and Twitch themselves would appreciate partnered streamers shitting on them even before the ad campaign has begun.
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would be funny if Twitch made him apologize, but we all know that will never happen.
I imagine it would go something like this:
" I love subway, I really do.. Kat and I eat there all the time. the bread is soft and the meat is always juicy and moist"
 
It's a rage-a-thon, but DSP is going to turn off all party invitations, guild invitations, and just ways to interact with him in general.

Edit: DSP is desparate to turn WoW into a single-player game.

Double Edit: Someone asked DSP if he should leave WoW Chat on so he can rage more.

DSP: "No. Of course not; I'll do whatever I want."

Triple Edit: DSP is in FULL BOOMER MODE right now. He's complaining because "he can't figure things out."

2 hours is going to pass by with him literally doing nothing.

Also, "I don't want friend requests" would make a great out of context sound byte.
 
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Salubrious said:
It's a rage-a-thon, but DSP is going to turn off all party invitations, guild invitations, and just ways to interact with him in general.
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if you want to interact, Phil provides you with several options - Bits, Tips, Pateron, and Merch.
goes back to what i said on another thread i believe, Phil never gives back, never plays games with viewers, never does giveaways or anything.
his entire stream is dedicated to only pulling money in. he's here for one reason only and that's to collect.
he won't do a stream with viewers because other viewers might donate to that person instead of him.
 
Phil hasn't gotten out of the starter zone and the biggest enemy he's faced so far are menus.
 
DSP is literally just going to wander around until it's clock out time. He's not even attempting to play the actual game.

Edit: This motherfucker just said that OTHER people spend their lives avoiding confrontation but "he's not like that." As he's wandering around aimlessly begging chat to tell him how to turn off the ability for anybody to talk to him.
 
I really wonder what he would have done in WoW if he didn't get trolled. He literally hasn't engaged with the single quest that he's been given and is just running into dead ends in silence.
 
Okay, he really needs to stop calling NumLock "nuhmburlahck".

What a mess of a stream...

-edit- Wow, and now he's complaining about "$15 down the drain!". :story:
 
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"I want to go north, I know Thunder Bluff is up there, but I don't know how to get there"

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There's a fucking road on the map.

"So it looks like I can go north through the wall here?"

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"How do I not see the road on the map? What road, I don't see a road."

He then runs to the exact same dead end as 15 minutes ago.
 
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"I want to go north, I know Thunder Bluff is up there, but I don't know how to get there"

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There's a fucking road on the map.

"So it looks like I can go north through the wall here?"

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"How do I not see the road on the map? What road, I don't see a road."
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Phil insists that the way through is in the same place he's been running around for 20mins. I don't know if he's just being willfully ignorant or just being so impossibly dense
 
Someone had to describe the road on the map to this dumbfuck as "the two lines next to each other on the map".

My god.

I don't think I've ever seen a streamer outright say to their audience that they are wasting everyone's time and no one is enjoying what they're playing, but refuse to change their schedule and say "well we only have another x minutes left"
 
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I had to do real work, came back, and DSP had already killed enough time to stop playing WoW and go on break.

It seems like he literally accomplished nothing during the game except complain that "we all knew it would turn out that way."
 
Christ, he looks so fucking bad. The overweight is one thing, but he looks so slimy and sickly. Like if Severus Snape was 200 lbs with gout. The rage-a-thon has been an embarrassment, so far. Talking shit about a 15 year old game and generally just being a miserable cunt. The "katblacked" invite spam was funny though.
 
All he had to do is spend 5 minutes before he played WoW to figure out how to deal with trolls. Streamers with 10k+ manage to handle them easy enough. I guess it's good he didn't because we got to see how truly inept he is.

I enjoyed the "They had 15 years to fix this! They are too busy counting their money" line. Almost like this was supposed to be as close to the version when it came out 15 years ago or something.
 
I enjoyed his repeating that "The trolls are gonna show up soon". Think a total of 6 people were following him around. That dwindled down to just three. Poor D$P, so hyped about getting trolled in WoW only to have next to no one show up and attempt to troll him. He spent the time running about dying to trash mobs because he wouldn't stop and fight them. Refused to even attempt to do any quests because he knew the trolls ( three people) would kill all the mobs. $44 in tips on the whoreboard and he sat there crying about "wasting $15 on WoW"
 
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