Trashfire Ralph at pro-choice protests in DC - 3rd May 2022 - Ralph vs women's rights or something, who cares possible shitshow tonight. Ralph & Corinne were both detained and released over a fake bomb threat.

[NetVet]

My head hurts from this mad hoes making dumb points, but it ain't looking good for the Land of the Free....the rift will get even bigger no matter what the abortion shit gets passed. The poison is now too deep, the proverbial leg can only get chopped, no saving. LMFAO so much anger.

Also did Ralph just talk to Signal Boot??

 

[Braphamut]

Ah'd rather DIE on mah feet like uh mahn at the Tranny Abortion Hexing Ceremony than hide like the scared old man Awgustin'.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

So Ram Ranch is playing right now, that's pretty funny too bad only like 4 people can hear it.

 

[GaryGrey]

Ram Ranch is at the protest. Ralph felted by a Karen at the end.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ram Ranch is at the protest. Ralph felted by a Karen at the end.
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It feels so weird knowing we live at a time where someone can come to a political protest and blast Ram Ranch while it's occurring. like imagine some dude doing that during a colonist independence rally in 18th century Boston.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Ralph I know you will read these or have somebody tell you what is said. I want to tell you that I would not stay after dark with TTS still on. It would scare me too much to be in that crowd after dark with TTS still on.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He seems to be hanging out with the Anti-Abortion Rights people. So even if my theory that he wanted to try and get his @$$ handed to him by (possibly Portugese) protestors to get out of the Warski fight he pussed out again.

 

[Sammich]

What a retarded faggot this pig is, a man on a news job is asking him to tone down the music and this fat hog is immediately in DEFEND mode like an insecure retard that he is - THEY PAY ME FOR THE MUSIC ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME

What a fucking scum, just abhorrent.

Fuck that journo cunt, ethan should turn that shit up everytime that bitch ass nigger opens his bitch ass nigger mouth. MEMPHIS TEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[NetVet]

I missed whatever Signal Boot asked Ethan to do for the shekels. Ethan mad, he said he won't be doing the shit - he ain't Warski, bitch!

Signal Boot btfo'd.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Wait I just managed to process what this sign meant lmao.
(These people are leftwing democrats who are also LGBTQ)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Does anyone else think that Ralph will try to gunt Corrine.

That depends on if she passes out face up. If she passes out face down then it’s a gunt feast

 

[Tom Myers]

I'm legit surprised this isn't being covered on IP2.

 

[NetVet]

Detained LMFAO this is gold.

Kino Casino $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ - no stakes tonight FAT FAGGOT

 

[Beef Elemental]

Wait I just managed to process what this sign meant lmao.
(These people are leftwing democrats who are also LGBTQ)

I can relate. I get pretty excited when the deer population gets overrun and they give out extra doe tags.

 

[Rotollo 2]

how did ralph get arrested for showing up at a protest lol

 

[GaryGrey]

RALPH WAS DETAINED! He has been released

The also searched the Ralph-a-mobile
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As if this was not enough Corrine won't go bail Ralph out until after the protest unless chat pays her. Gotta say she knows the Ralph-a-grift well.

After enjoying the protest and talking to May as well as several officers Corrine did finally make it back to Ralph's truck. The truck is still there and May has the number to find out about Ralph. Corrine is waiting on an update from May about if they can go get Ralph.

After getting an escort back to the protest by a man in a Hawaiian shirt Corrine is asked to step away by the police.

In Corrine fashion she goes off on random tangents to the point the police eventually just let her go. The media was giving her a lot of attention as she was walking off with the police.

Corrine Washington Post interview. Not much mention of king of the sector Ethan Ralph. It will be amazing if she steals all the spotlight and Ralph ends up a grumpy piggy at home.

While Corrine was being questioned Ralph was released and has gone to Twitter to own the haters. Wonder if he saw all of the attention Corrine has gotten?

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This aged poorly as well

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Highlights of Ralph's spontaneous trip to DC

• Ralph decided to go to DC on a donation based whim
• He gets high after arriving in DC and meets up with Corrine
• She calls Ralph a bitch ass nigger and they get a drink
• At the protest someone pays for Ram Ranch to be played. A woman becomes annoyed and tells Ralph to stop the song he sheepishly agrees
• Protest is boring Ralph doesn’t try to talk to anyone about his pro life stance
• Ralph gets pulled aside by police while photos on Twitter show his truck being searched by hazmat
• May contacts Corrine and they begin to try and find Ralph
• After finding the truck is there Corrine returns to the protest
• Corrine is pulled aside for questioning at the protest getting quite a bit of media attention while it happens
• Corrine and Ralph are released around the same time
• Corrine give a Washington Post interview and Ethan hollars on Twitter
• Instead of going for steaks Ralph proceeds to show pictures of Flamanco's family on stream. Despite when Ralph was detained Flamanco came into Autistic Shitpost and did mention how it was dumb he was getting detained.
• Instead of going to a $50 steak house they are going to somewhere where they can continue to stream.
• Ralph reached full rage pig mode while driving between the stress of his day, Corrine, and his fans telling him there are super chat problems
• The need for a place to stream and eat steak in DC is limited. The search is on while taking drags from his handy THC pen.
• THC pen lost, attempts to hide camera with mask failed, and Ralph finally gets to order food after fastings for 4 hours
• $43 steak, potatoes, and broccoli is finally had at Old Ebbitt Grill. The entire restaurant got to enjoy hearing about Flamanco's asshole.

How it started How it ended

 

[NetVet]

I find this as funny as DMCA claim.

Swatted in DC, piggy. Enjoy!


Is this how IRL DMCA claim looks like? Cute!

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

No Ralph don't you dare go to jail, we need you roamin' and hollerin'

 

[Zilortha]

And..... he's being detained.

EDIT: Whoever voted DC PD, you prob win!

 

[Tom Myers]

THIS FAGGOT DOESN'T HAVE ID BUT HAS A PASSPORT? IN THE NAME OF ALL WIGGERDOM WTF?