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- Feb 15, 2023
Ralph finds out if he will need surgery on his radeohh nerrve in 3-4 weeks, but will the torta man be successful in his operation, or will Ralph live the rest of his life in Phantom Pain?
How the hell did we get here? Well, I guess it all started when Ralph teased to the gay-lawgs that he was at the airport ready to go see Vickers Jr.. He struck a very flirtatiously Noir pose with his beloved left hoof, and even guest starred on a stream at the airport bragging about how erethaangs going according to keikaku. A-logs would be quick to make fun of him throwing gay hands with his hoof, calling Ralph a homo
About a day later, Ralph would post on twitter that he fell asleep on his left arm and gave himself compressive radial neuropathy
Ralph would be mostly silent on twitter, as he did end up seeing Vickers Jr. despite this major set-back, after being dead silent from twitter well over 24 hours, Ralph would boot up a stream and begin down playing the injury to his arm, claiming that it's only numb and that he could go see chiropractor and get it fixed with acupuncture, even having a hollering match with @Haru Okumura live on the killstream and betting $50 dollars that it will heal on its own
A day later, after seeing an Orthopedist, it appears that Ralph may need surgery after all:
dat Radeyoo nerrve got me shaken mah heeead 
On Ralphs next show where he revealed his prowess with interracial pornography, Ralphs arm, that was once merely numb, is now giving him major pain, especially if anything (in this example, #1 A-log Smokey Da Cat) applies any pressure to it:
So now that you're up to speed, let's do a little recap...
The Zionists left his eye absconded in operation Gunt Eater
And now that Gabe Hoffman's goons have successfully left his left hoof in dire need of surgery, is Ralph ready to live a life of Phantom Pain?
Let's not forget that Ralph has also fractured his hip recently, and was prescribed pain killers. So now that Ralph is in pain in both his ass and arms + the 4-5 new prescriptions he has just been given, is Ralph even going to make it to the new year without dying to his own stupidity? Will Ralph lose his legs on his next spite trip? You Just Never Know What Will Happen Next On The Killstream!
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