Ralph's Finances

[REGENDarySumanai]

RAPED FINANCES is the sentence of the week.

 

[CeeShape]

i am thinking no life insurance as very poor people do not think to have it
no pay out . he will need to sue for a medical mal practice death .
if any one is watching or tracking Subscribe Star check at the amount of patreons he had see how much move to new platform

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

The crack shack that Sandra owned has a lien on it, so Ralph cannot inherit the house unless he wants to pay off the debt (most likely not).

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The crack shack that Sandra owned has a lien on it, so Ralph cannot inherit the house unless he wants to pay off the debt (most likely not).

We don't know if Sandra left a will. However assuming she didn't and there is no spouse, next of kin gets equal distribution.
What to keep an eye on is 2 things.

1. Did Ralph qualify as executor as the estate?
2. Did Ralph retain an estate lawyer?

The lein is worth paying to get the house and Ralph has the money (especially if it is less than $10k). He would be a retard to not pay it off inless the lein is more than the value of the house. Where he will run into issues is his disabled brother (as far as we know) is entitled to 50% of that house be it living in it or selling it. Ralph has proven to be a selfish person, and when filing with commisioner of accounts I have no doubt he is going to pocket estate money. Unlike other criminal charges, the government doesn't fuck around with money and is quick to jail people who steal from estates. Depending how disabled Ralphs brother is, someone may have to qualify as a legal guardian to make sure that Ralph isn't stealing his cut of the estate.

Ralph, let the laziness pay off. Get a lawyer and make them handle this for you, play nice with your brother and give him what he is owed. You can't do it yourself.

Actually, I just realized something, Ralph is a convicted felon so he cannot qualify as an executor. His brother is mentally disabled and cannot qualify as executor. Who the hell is going to qualify for the estate? Holy shit I hope his mom named an executor!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We don't know if Sandra left a will. However assuming she didn't and there is no spouse, next of kin gets equal distribution.
What to keep an eye on is 2 things.

1. Did Ralph qualify as executor as the estate?
2. Did Ralph retain an estate lawyer?

The lein is worth paying to get the house and Ralph has the money (especially if it is less than $10k). He would be a retard to not pay it off inless the lein is more than the value of the house. Where he will run into issues is his disabled brother (as far as we know) is entitled to 50% of that house be it living in it or selling it. Ralph has proven to be a selfish person, and when filing with commisioner of accounts I have no doubt he is going to pocket estate money. Unlike other criminal charges, the government doesn't fuck around with money and is quick to jail people who steal from estates. Depending how disabled Ralphs brother is, someone may have to qualify as a legal guardian to make sure that Ralph isn't stealing his cut of the estate.

Ralph, let the laziness pay off. Get a lawyer and make them handle this for you, play nice with your brother and give him what he is owed. You can't do it yourself.

Actually, I just realized something, Ralph is a convicted felon so he cannot qualify as an executor. His brother is mentally disabled and cannot qualify as executor. Who the hell is going to qualify for the estate? Holy shit I hope his mom named an executor!

Joke: Gator
Reality: Either no one or Pantsu

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Joke: Gator
Reality: Either no one or Pantsu

Even better a random drunk Aussie (Rand) is executor.

Would be great if PPP was sliding into Sandras DMs and Sandra made him the executor.

 

[FM Bradley]

Even better a random drunk Aussie (Rand) is executor.

Would be great if PPP was sliding into Sandras DMs and Sandra made him the executor.

Be better if it was Faith. Enjoy having Sandra's best paper plates fine china auctioned off for BLM, Chuntflaps.

 

[Ralphamale]

We don't know if Sandra left a will. However assuming she didn't and there is no spouse, next of kin gets equal distribution.
What to keep an eye on is 2 things.

1. Did Ralph qualify as executor as the estate?
2. Did Ralph retain an estate lawyer?

The lein is worth paying to get the house and Ralph has the money (especially if it is less than $10k). He would be a retard to not pay it off inless the lein is more than the value of the house. Where he will run into issues is his disabled brother (as far as we know) is entitled to 50% of that house be it living in it or selling it. Ralph has proven to be a selfish person, and when filing with commisioner of accounts I have no doubt he is going to pocket estate money. Unlike other criminal charges, the government doesn't fuck around with money and is quick to jail people who steal from estates. Depending how disabled Ralphs brother is, someone may have to qualify as a legal guardian to make sure that Ralph isn't stealing his cut of the estate.

Ralph, let the laziness pay off. Get a lawyer and make them handle this for you, play nice with your brother and give him what he is owed. You can't do it yourself.

Actually, I just realized something, Ralph is a convicted felon so he cannot qualify as an executor. His brother is mentally disabled and cannot qualify as executor. Who the hell is going to qualify for the estate? Holy shit I hope his mom named an executor!

The house was bought from the bank by a Russian businessmen and they just continued to rent the house from then on.

 

[Sam Losco]

So to update this thread: Ralph has been banned from Patreon (finally) and his SubscribeStar is.. well..

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28 total and it shows how many at each tier so we know he's only getting $202 a month. A month. Ouch.

Update:


Since his Patreon ban, Ralph's SubscribeStar has gone from 28 subs @ $202 a month to 35 subs @ $240 (https://archive.md/gKiOu). I snapped that first screenshot AFTER a bit of a bump from the Patreon ban. At the moment of the ban, he was at $162 with 22 subs (https://archive.md/bYjSq). So, in total, only 13 people have followed from Patreon to SubscibeStar.

oof
Not looking good there bud. Hope the KILLSTREAM NETWORK!!!! works out. You don't have your moms credit to live off of now.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Joke: Gator
Reality: Either no one or Pantsu

Qualifying for an executorship is not something people actively want to do. Sure you control the money of the estate but if you fuck up or fail in your duties you go to jail. Ralph sending a yes man to do it so he can ransack what ever is left will end in Gator or Pantsu in jail and once they research it, they will not wanna do it.
I mean, I guess he could pay a lawyer to act as executor as well as set up the estate issues, but prepare for hourly charges that will eat up every last drop of the estate.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

If Sandra has ANY extended family they will probably de facto become executor. What makes all of this really funny is the idea that some rando gets a knock on the door with "Hey remember your second cousin Sandra? We, I regret to inform you she has passed. In addition you, yes you the second cousin who probably has not spoken to Sandra in years, are the closest relation functional enough to be the executor of her estate. Good luck, have fun, and don't end up in jail!" Only to be confronted with the fact that one of her sons is disabled, and the other is too much of a drunk, shit-sniffing inbred faggot to have kept his shit together enough to at least stay out of jail himself. It's like getting a 4chan pizza order but it's the biggest pile of WTF grade bullshit imaginable.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If Sandra has ANY extended family they will probably de facto become executor. What makes all of this really funny is the idea that some rando gets a knock on the door with "Hey remember your second cousin Sandra? We, I regret to inform you she has passed. In addition you, yes you the second cousin who probably has not spoken to Sandra in years, are the closest relation functional enough to be the executor of her estate. Good luck, have fun, and don't end up in jail!" Only to be confronted with the fact that one of her sons is disabled, and the other is too much of a drunk, shit-sniffing inbred faggot to have kept his shit together enough to at least stay out of jail himself. It's like getting a 4chan pizza order but it's the biggest pile of WTF grade bullshit imaginable.

Personally I’m hoping Ronnie Ralph Sr. Is named executor.

 

[Haru Okumura]

You fucking fan fiction faggot, Glad Ralph isn't mad. You better pray Ralph doesn't do something this Saturday Sunset.

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It's interesting how smug he is here.

Almost like he thinks he's really slick and has gotten away with something.

I wonder if he's really gotten away with it, though.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

It's interesting how smug he is here.

Almost like he thinks he's really slick and has gotten away with something.

I wonder if he's really gotten away with it, though.

Speaking of Telegram, I rememeber he mentioned he was going to post more there but he hasn't. Anyways related to his finances his last telegram post was about him buy more Cardano and the latest comments :

Everyone ready for Tonight's kill report ? How many dono's will Ralph milk from his dead mom's body tonight? Didn't he milk some money from DarkVeeh's death?

 

[Fslur]

Everyone ready for Tonight's kill report ? How many dono's will Ralph milk from his dead mom's body tonight? Didn't he milk some money from DarkVeeh's death?

Surprised he is streaming this soon tbh. Yes, he did a tribute stream to Dark V. Full stream link

 

[Ralphamale]

Surprised he is streaming this soon tbh. Yes, he did a tribute stream to Dark V. Full stream link

Dark V would disavow what Ralph became even Dark V's nephew called Ralph a faggot when Ralph asked him to be on for the second anniversary of V's death.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1428920655026741248 ( https://archive.ph/2UW4v )

276*$7.99 = $2,205.24
138*$79.99 = $11,038.62 (about $919.89 / month)
So roughly $3,129 per month or $37,548 / year if he doesn't scare off the monthly subscribers.

 

[Sam Losco]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1428920655026741248 ( https://archive.ph/2UW4v )
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276*$7.99 = $2,205.24
138*$79.99 = $11,038.62 (about $919.89 / month)
So roughly $3,129 per month or $37,548 / year if he doesn't scare off the monthly subscribers.

IIRC SecureServer gets a 30% cut.
So monthly subs 2,205.24-30% = $1,543.67 a month * 12 = $18,524.04 for the year.
Yearly 11,038.62-30% = $7,727.03 one time, that doesn't get divided out monthly.
Total for the year assuming no changes: $26,251.07. Hood rich.

He's also paying a monthly payment for server fees that is unknown but possibly hundreds a month. Though I'm thinking the tier plan that is public may be bullshit and he may have some other deal with them since they are getting the 30% too. I say this because of other SecureServer customers that don't post content hardly ever and can't possibly have enough subs still to even break even if they are paying hundreds a month in hosting fees.

 

[AltisticRight]

"Made 2-3000 dollars off BAT, Brave is getting worse, they need to step up their games!"
So by doing what? Giving you more BAT despite your dwindling engagement?

 

[Sam Losco]

Well this thread needs an update.

Gator has revealed that Ralph has been gambling (and losing) out of his business account and overdrawn it to the point where he had to use May's paypal to send him money.

This begs the question, how is he paying rent?