Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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40 years old. disgusting fat body. broke in a shithole country. wife and kid left him. crippling xanax addiction. no real friends. no family. barely can pull 200 viewers on a good day. at least he still has analwulf.
 
Have a Xannie bar for me, Ralph. You’ve earned it as I never thought you would make it to 40.
 
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From my Ukrainian jail cell to your Mexican hovel, I wish @theralph a happy 40th birthday as he embraces unc status (not that an absentee father would be there for Evans kids but I digress). 40 MORE YEARS OF KAWNTENT! STAY STRONG SEKTUR KING!!
 
He's only 40!?!?
he was in his 30s just yesterday???

Thought the guy was easily mid 50s
 
I cannot believe this nigger is younger/older than me/you and has more/fewer kids!

There, that should cover 90% of responses.

Gimli: And my axe!

Ralph: It’s axe free, bish! Axe! Free!
 
Turning 40? It's over. This time truly.
Anyway happy birthday Ralphie! Cheers to your continued suffering for our entertainment(plz do something or Jewl will close your board).
 
Happy birthday to my favorite rage pig, the IBS/Sektur was the funniest shit on the internet. I'll watch the pillstream and boulderstream as a reminder of the good days.
 
Bonzi Baptist said:
all of the guys in this picture were YouTube famous. They had thousands of viewers, while today one of them is dead, and the others are banned from YouTube and streaming on alt-tech sites to very few viewers, I guess. Andy Warski is the exception if you count the Kino Casino, but my point stands: these guys used to rule the world; now the world has forgotten them.
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Um acktualy Andy was unbanned on Youtube the same time that Null was.
 
He's only 40?! I thought he was in his 50s already! Alcoholism really brings out the best in people, jeez.
 
:gunt: Happy birthday you fat fuck. :gunt: I can't believe he's forty though, and I seen some fucked up people at my Walmart.
 
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