Ralph's Height

[Vetti]

If he isn’t lying I legit feel sorry for him. 4’6” is actual dwarfism isn’t it?

Obviously he's lying. The guy will say anything for attention and the chance to get berated.

 

[Moral plague]

Do you really need to be unemployed to see him? I say get a friend to film and you walk up behind him with a tape measure. Another way to be sneaky would be put marks or buttons on your clothing at heights you know.

Yes, it's imperative so I don't need to worry about giving my coworkers the coof or air-transmitted AIDS, in case he breathes on me. The measuring tape sounds alright. maybe a cardboard cutout instead, so he doesn't hear it rattling behind him.

 

[RichardRApe]

Yes, it's imperative so I don't need to worry about giving my coworkers the coof or air-transmitted AIDS, in case he breathes on me. The measuring tape sounds alright. maybe a cardboard cutout instead, so he doesn't hear it rattling behind him.

Stay away from underneath his fingernails, you get infected with that and employed/unemployed it doesn't matter you're going down. Also a cardboard cutout tape measure would be funny, especially if you skewed the numbers so it made him shorter than what a real one would say.

God dammit do I look 5'1 to you, bish?
"Actually you do and we can prove it."

 

[Lore Master]

Stay away from underneath his fingernails, you get infected with that and employed/unemployed it doesn't matter you're going down. Also a cardboard cutout tape measure would be funny, especially if you skewed the numbers so it made him shorter than what a real one would say.
View attachment 2065104God dammit do I look 5'1 to you, bish?
"Actually you do and we can prove it."
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He claims that it was a clerical error. I don't know many police departments that can make that big of a clerical error during the booking process. He claims 5'8". Not anywhere close to 5'10". So it isn't like they missed a "0". We have seen multiple pictures of him near people we know the height of. He is definitely much shorter than people that are 5'6". Also his personality is completely Napoleon, so it's clear his manletism puts a chip on his shoulders.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

He claims that it was a clerical error. I don't know many police departments that can make that big of a clerical error during the booking process. He claims 5'8". Not anywhere close to 5'10". So it isn't like they missed a "0". We have seen multiple pictures of him near people we know the height of. He is definitely much shorter than people that are 5'6". Also his personality is completely Napoleon, so it's clear his manletism puts a chip on his shoulders.

That and granted the information was also put into meters and kilograms.

 

[AltisticRight]

The problem with using that photo is the reference objects are pretty far away. If he was right next the car or the cones we could just stack them on top of each other I think using the tire is pretty ingenious though because you can guarantee it's 18 inches but because of the distance from them it would be hard to blow the tires up to their actual size.

No that's not a problem, stuff closer unless on the same plane poses more problems (a lot harder to deal with). That's exactly why we used vanishing points, height is consistent throughout.

 

[High Tea]

He claims that it was a clerical error. I don't know many police departments that can make that big of a clerical error during the booking process. He claims 5'8". Not anywhere close to 5'10". So it isn't like they missed a "0". We have seen multiple pictures of him near people we know the height of. He is definitely much shorter than people that are 5'6". Also his personality is completely Napoleon, so it's clear his manletism puts a chip on his shoulders.

He should claim 5'7". 1 and 7 are close visually so you can claim error there and a plausible keypad slip. I've heard some places just take the info off your drivers license, but I don't know if that's how it is there.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

No that's not a problem, stuff closer unless on the same plane poses more problems (a lot harder to deal with). That's exactly why we used vanishing points, height is consistent throughout.

I assumed that an object further away would be less reliable. I'll leave the logistics to someone who knows what they're doing. As far as anyone is concerned at this point gunt is 5'1 until proven otherwise.

 

[Perspicacity]

Tiny Ralph

 

[Sam Losco]

Someone dm’d Riley asking about his height. For reference Riley says he is 4’6 making Ralph 5’2 at best.

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Bullshit. It's obvious why someone would ask that so he lied.

 

[AltisticRight]

Obviously he's lying. The guy will say anything for attention and the chance to get berated.

Bullshit. It's obvious why someone would ask that so he lied.

Yeah, he's obviously still guntguarding. He is 4' which puts Ralph at 4'5''.

I assumed that an object further away would be less reliable. I'll leave the logistics to someone who knows what they're doing. As far as anyone is concerned at this point gunt is 5'1 until proven otherwise.

No that's not exactly how it works. The source was from a mid-range focal length with minimal distortion. Items in the middle of the frame typically appears less distorted than the edge, which could also suffer from vignetting and comatic aberration (it's getting autistic) making them worse.

There's also cases where both are combined (colloquially moustache distortion), typically found in nigger-tier cheap trash optics. Some cheap Korean junk for example:

Distortion is exaggerated here because the grid is closer to the lens (ie a closeup photo). Lenses aren't typically designed to correct for these things at close distances.

Stuff too close appear a lot larger and thus covers a larger portion, which means there's a far higher tendency for annoying optical aberrations to occur. This is getting really autistic. Anyway, the best source photo would have clear geometry, minimal distortion, and the subject in mid-frame.

 

[MeltyTW]

Bullshit. It's obvious why someone would ask that so he lied.

no, every process weve done from primitive vape pen stacking to photo analysis and cross reference research and every witness who isnt a shorter manlet wanting to appear taller or someone like mantsu fluffing his ego with plainly visible untrue claims about relative height , every legal record, and even possibly my own fucking eyes have reported ethan ralph as a 5'1 manlet so i think we can trust him on this at least.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

He should claim 5'7". 1 and 7 are close visually so you can claim error there and a plausible keypad slip. I've heard some places just take the info off your drivers license, but I don't know if that's how it is there.

Ralph doesn't have the luxury of Mother Nature's Night Camo that darkies do where he could be considered between 4'2" and 6'8". At best he'd be considered a leprechaun or hiding in trees if he moved fast enough. Case in point:

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Here we have a photograph of a man who reports his height as 5'10" and his weight as 266 lbs.

Photographic Height/Weight Chart - 5' 10", 270 lbs., BMI:39

I'd like to post some pictures of what a 5'2", 270 lb male looks like, but apparently only women are that short.

 

[RichardRApe]

Distortion is exaggerated here because the grid is closer to the lens (ie a closeup photo). Lenses aren't typically designed to correct for these things at close distances.

Holy shit, you're saying this lens makes Ralph look taller than he actually is? Remember when Ralph said baph leaked fake nudes of that tiny micro dick and then Ralph leaked his real nude and it was the same dick? But Ralph hates liars and fake mfers!

Conclusion: Ralph is 5'1

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Holy shit, you're saying this lens makes Ralph look taller than he actually is? Remember when Ralph said baph leaked fake nudes of that tiny micro dick and then Ralph leaked his real nude and it was the same dick? But Ralph hates liars and fake mfers!
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Conclusion: Ralph is 5'1

Six years later...

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Here we have a photograph of a man who reports his height as 5'10" and his weight as 266 lbs.

Photographic Height/Weight Chart - 5' 10", 270 lbs., BMI:39

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I'd like to post some pictures of what a 5'2", 270 lb male looks like, but apparently only women are that short.

I have my doubts of Ralph being 270lb, I think he's probably pushing like 300lb.

For context, the guy below is 5'8" and 260 lb.

Would an extra 15lb really turn him into this? Like seriously, the guy above is developing a proto-gunt, but it doesn't sag.

Here is a side shot of someone who is 5'9" and 270.

He's getting the begging of a sag, but not noticeably as round as Ralph either.

Below is someone who is 5'7", on the left he is 270lb.

This is getting to look increasingly Ralph like, asides from Ralph's noodle arms. If I was to take Ralph at his word, he's conceivably around 5'5"-5'6" at the higher end of 270 lb. Maybe.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Stay away from underneath his fingernails, you get infected with that and employed/unemployed it doesn't matter you're going down. Also a cardboard cutout tape measure would be funny, especially if you skewed the numbers so it made him shorter than what a real one would say.
View attachment 2065104God dammit do I look 5'1 to you, bish?
"Actually you do and we can prove it."
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Thanks you , this settles it once and for all.

 

[Sam Losco]

I think he's probably over 300 lbs.

 

[World Star]

It doesn't matter how tall he really is he's still a mental midget.