Ranch Dressing - and other purely American horrors

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Lachlan Hunter McIntyre

Lachlan Hunter McIntyre

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Cybermorph said:
Or people who want 100% pf the engine's torque at 0 RPM. I rode a Zero, and even at the "eco" setting, full throttle felt like soneone was standing on my chest. It had a claimed 100+ mile range and cost under ten grand.

None of this matters though because Ali is not buying a motorcycle, motorcycles are not fir everybody, especially non-enthusiasts living in a rainy area. This all started from Harukadoshi's off-topic sperging like two pages ago. To get things back on topic:

Ali is getting fat and I would not have sex with her.
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Quasar said:
[QUOTE="Cybermorph, post: 1845557, member: 8601"This all started from Harukadoshi's off-topic sperging like two pages ago. To get things back on topic:

Ali is getting fat and I would not have sex with her.
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Agreed. Dorito farts are not my fetish, therefore I would not have sex with Ali.[/QUOTE]
Doritos farts are mine, but only Nacho cheese. Unfortunately she only eats cool American, so 'left swipe'
 
What? are cool ranch Doritos now called cool american? what is that fuckery about? anyways Ali prolly shouldn't get a motorcycle. She would be dead or maimed pretty quick,we cant make fun of her for doing exceptional things if shes dead.
 
smackpops said:
What? are cool ranch Doritos now called cool american? what is that fuckery about? anyways Ali prolly shouldn't get a motorcycle. She would be dead or maimed pretty quick,we cant make fun of her for doing exceptional things if shes dead.
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Apparently in some countries Cool American is substituted for Cool Ranch. If you'll remember back to Real World: London, Mike was looking for ranch dressing in what passes for a grocery store there, and Jacinda told him he couldn't find it because ranch dressing was American and he wasn't in America.
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/cool-ranch-doritos-are-called-cool-american-in-europe
 
This is a thread about the abomination known as ranch dressing.

I will start it with some transplants from a minor derail in the Alison Rapp thread.
 
Ranch dressing has a mayo base and therefore it is disgusting no matter what. It's the fastest way to ruin a salad.
 
You know who likes Ranch Dressing?

Transsexuals. And communists.

And communist transsexuals.
 
Ranch as an ingredient to one of those redneck macaroni salad slop recipes is okay, standalone? Meh. Pizza rolls.
 
1. stop offering me ranch with my buffalo wings.

2. I know I'm at a redneck place when they ask if I want ranch with something it obviously doesn't go with. no I don't want ranch on my french fries you plebs.

3.

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I hope this doesn't devolve into saying French is better - because HELL NO. Something like Ceasar is better (mustard, kipper, olive oil,..., to name some ingredients.).
 
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